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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Wheatus
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There are 56 misheard song lyrics for Wheatus on amIright currently.
"A Little Respect" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe we're free from breaking my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, refrain from breaking my heart.
"A Little Respect" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What religion or reason,
could drive a man to be satan's lover?
could drive a man to be satan's lover?
Original Lyrics:
What religion or reason,
could drive a man to forsake his lover?
could drive a man to forsake his lover?
"Hey Mr Brown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I told the shit I think your lying in
Original Lyrics:
If I told what I think you'd shit your linens
"Hump 'em 'n' Dump 'em" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You big gran! look who's coming back!
You skinny people will corrode
You skinny people will corrode
Original Lyrics:
That big fat look is coming back,
You skinny people are screwed
You skinny people are screwed
"Leroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't deal with this city
I got a mustache pimp and he's a punk ass bitch
I got a mustache pimp and he's a punk ass bitch
Original Lyrics:
I can't deal with this idiot yeah
I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch
I must admit that he's a punk ass bitch
"Leroy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leroy is a gunja man
Original Lyrics:
Leroy is a mojo man
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage der-fat, baby.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dude back baby
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a turnip bean bag baby.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got dream class in heaven
I know how she rocks
Kids in two socks
I know how she rocks
Kids in two socks
Original Lyrics:
Got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got gym class in half an hour
Original Lyrics:
Got gym class in hell but I will
Many people think this, but I've done some extensive research and that's the real lyric and I did this because I have also heard it too.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got gym socks in heaven and I know how she rocks
Original Lyrics:
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
Oh how she rocks
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got tickets to all your maidens baby
Original Lyrics:
Got tickets to Iron Maiden baby
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He brings a gun to school
It gives him a kick
My a** if he knew the truth.
It gives him a kick
My a** if he knew the truth.
Original Lyrics:
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My a** if he knew the truth.
And he'd simply kick
My a** if he knew the truth.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives and I rock
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC
In the lyrics book it says 'He drives and I rock' but only because they didn't want to get sued by the car company.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives and I walk
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC
IROC - pronounced "I rock"
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives in a block
right into a rock
right into a rock
Original Lyrics:
He lives on my block
He drives an IROC
He drives an IROC
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives in my lot.
or
He drives and I walk.
or
He drives and I walk.
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC.
Note: Most of the lyrics web pages for this song have "an IROC" as the lyric. But the lyrics sheet from the Wheatus CD have "And I rock." The editor believes "I walk" makes more sense.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He drives my rock.
or
He drives and I walk.
or
He drives and I walk.
Original Lyrics:
He drives an IROC.
Ed's note: This lyric is in dispute since the lyrics sleeve of the CD says "He drives and I rock."
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives in my block,
he drives in Iraq
he drives in Iraq
Original Lyrics:
He lives in my block,
he drives an IROC
he drives an IROC
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives on my block
He drives and I rock.
He drives and I rock.
Original Lyrics:
He lives on my block
He drives an IROC.
He drives an IROC.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives on my block
He wears a nice frock.
He wears a nice frock.
Original Lyrics:
He lives in my block
And he drives an IROC.
And he drives an IROC.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He meets every kick, I asked if he knew the truth
Original Lyrics:
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a d***,
He brings gum to school,
And he'd simply lick my ass,
If he knew the truth
He brings gum to school,
And he'd simply lick my ass,
If he knew the truth
Original Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a d***
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick my ass
If he knew the truth
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick my ass
If he knew the truth
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a geek, he brings his mom to school.
Original Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a d***, he brings a gun to school.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her boyfriends a prick and he brings his son to school
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
Original Lyrics:
Her boyfriends a dick and he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a cream shouter, she brings my shell
Original Lyrics:
I had a dream about her, she rings my bell
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know how she rocks,
with kids and two socks
with kids and two socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks
in Keds and tube socks
in Keds and tube socks
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean yeaah turned out,
no she doesn't know what she's missin'
no she doesn't know what she's missin'
Original Lyrics:
A real dirtbag,
no she doesn't know what she's missin'
no she doesn't know what she's missin'
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a mutant teabag, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a teenage dirtbike
I've got two tickets to iron raining maybe
I've got two tickets to iron raining maybe
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a teenage dirtbag
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class 'n have fun
She rules and she rocks
She rules and she rocks
Original Lyrics:
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
Oh how she rocks
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in Heaven Hour.
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in Heaven, oh
I know how she rocks
Those kids in tube socks.
I know how she rocks
Those kids in tube socks.
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks.
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in Heaven,
oh how she rocks
oh how she rocks
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour,
oh how she rocks
oh how she rocks
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in heaven hour
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got gym class in hell
Original Lyrics:
I've got gym class in half an hour
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to R.M.A. day baby
Come with me Friday dancing maybe
Come with me Friday dancing maybe
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday don't say maybe
Come with me Friday don't say maybe
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've two tickets for my life changing baby
Original Lyrics:
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to All You're Made of Baby
Original Lyrics:
Listen to Iron Maiden Baby
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to while you're mating baby with me
Original Lyrics:
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mutant Teenage Ninja Turtles
Original Lyrics:
Just a teenage dirtbag baby
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I'm just a teenage Jerkensteiner
Look at me girl, I don't mean maybe.
Look at me girl, I don't mean maybe.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks in toeless tube socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks those kids in tube socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks,
In Keds and two socks
In Keds and two socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks,
In Keds and tube socks
In Keds and tube socks
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks
With the kids in tube socks.
With the kids in tube socks.
Original Lyrics:
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks.
In Keds and tube socks.
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, how she rocks, like kids in tube socks
Original Lyrics:
Oh, how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
"Teenage Dirtbag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're Omar Shiraf's
In Keds and tube socks
In Keds and tube socks
Original Lyrics:
The way that she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
In Keds and tube socks
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