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Run around to school
or
Run about to school
Run along to school
...and wasted cents that I've been given
And waste the chance that I've been given
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced on you.
And I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you.
And waste the chance that I'm Bill Gibbon.
And waste the chance that I've been given.
Beauty's even got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Can't you see I ain't got no rhythm?
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Comes to mind a silver screen
Calls to mind a silver screen
Egg her in the skies
Ignorance is kind
Fifty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Filthy feet have gotten on the river
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Gimped-up feet ain't got no rhythm.
Guilty feel have got no rhythm.
Give me Fritos, got no river
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Give two feet, I've got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Got no feet and got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Guilty feelings got no reason.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feelings got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty fetus, got no rhythm
or
Guilty feelings, got no rhythm
or
Guilty feelings, got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no ribbon.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no river
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Guilty, feel I've got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
I wish that we could lose his crown
I wish that we could lose this crowd
I wish that we could lose his crown
I wish that we could lose this crowd
I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty feel I've got no rhythm
I'm never gonna dance again,
Guilty, feet have got no rhythm
I'm never gonna dance again
'Cause you said I've got no rhythm.
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
I'm never gonna dance again
Beauty feelings got no river.
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
I'm never gonna dance again
Can't you see I've got no rhythm?
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
I'm never gonna dance again
Them two feet have got no rhythm
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Jermaine, Jermaine
Now that you're gone
Nada-sha-gone
No, dare to go
Now that you're gone
Now...that you're gone
Naked feet have got no rhythm.
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
No, I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feeling, got no river.
No, I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
Paige is a whore, you'll find
Pain is all you'll find
Pain is the heart you find
or
Pain is so hard to find
Pain is all you'll find
Pain is the heart you'll find.
Pain is all you'll find.
Pain is the hole you'll find.
Pain is all you'll find.
Pain is the holy vine.
Pain is all you'll find.
Editor's note: George Michael recorded this track as a member of Wham, not as a solo artist.
Pain is the holy wine.
Pain is a-all you find.
Pain is the hope you'll find.
Pain is the hole you'll find.
Pain is the horror you find.
or
Pain is the horror you'll find.
Pain is all you find.
Pain is the whole you'll find.
Pain is all you'll find.
Pain is the whore you buy
Pain is all you'll find.
Payin' the whore you find
Pain is all you'll find.
Playskool all the time
Pain is all you'll find
Should've known better than to feed a friend.
Should've known better than to cheat a friend.
Something in your ass
Something in your eyes
The cat's whiskers of a good friend
The careless whisper of a good friend
The wasted chance that I've been given.
And waste a chance that I've been given.
There's no comfort in the truth,
pain is a hard blue fly!
There's no comfort in the truth,
Pain is all you'll find.
Can't you see I've got no rhythm
or
These 2 feet have got no rhythm
or
These 2 feet have got no rhythm
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend; I know you're not at the pool (2nd time he sings it)
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a football.
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool.
Though it's easy to protect
Though it's easy to pretend
We could have built this dance forever.
We could have lived this dance forever.
Wealthy children got no rhythm
Guilty feet, I've (have) got no rhythm
Well I'm never gonna' dance again,
if you think I've got no rhythm
Well I'm never gonna' dance again,
guilty feet have got no rhythm
You, keep feeling, got no river!
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
All that's missing is the sea
But don't worry you can suck sand.
All that's missing is the sea
But don't worry you can suntan.
Club Tropicana drinks are pee
Club Tropicana drinks are free
Club Tropicana, drinks are free
Fun and sunshine there's the whopper, everyone
Club Tropicana, drinks are free
Fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone
Club Tropicana, kids go free.
Club Tropicana, drinks are free.
From beneath their Panamas
Gonna need your bag of Mars.
Gonna need your bag of mars.
From beneath their panamas.
Let me take you to a place
Where mikeholdens a smiling face.
Let me take you to a place
Where membership's a smiling face.
Let me take you to a place
Where mothership's a smiling face.
Let me take you to a place
Where membership's a smiling face.
March soldiers with the stars
Brush shoulders with the stars
Oh, that smooth thing is the sea.
All that's missing is the sea.
Purge the showgirls with the stars.
Brush shoulders with the stars.
Spread the word that gobbles me
Down kitchen Tropicana scene
Watch the whales break on the bay
Southwards down the Blue Lagoon
Go downtown, the summers too
The whole lot saw you there.
Castaways and lovers meet
Then kiss in Tropicana's heat
Watch the waves break on the bay
Soft white sands, a blue lagoon
Cocktail time, a summer's tune
A whole night's holiday.
Watch the whales break on the bay.
Watch the waves break on the bay.
Wo-oh, they're p*ssing in the sea.
All that's missing is the sea.
"Edge Of Heaven"
Bananananana, yeah yeah yeah
Na-na-na-na-na-na, yeah yeah yeah
"Edge Of Heaven"
Once I'll dye my beard forever
One last time might be forever
"Edge Of Heaven"
Vacuous
or
Zack you up.
I would lock you up.
"Edge of Heaven"
I would lock you up like a kidnapped bear
Who's screaming to be set free
I would lock you up but I could not bear
To hear you screaming to be set free
"Edge of Heaven"
Take you to the itch of heaven
Take you to the edge of heaven
"Edge of Heaven"
The dancing devil looks a lot like you
My daddy said the devil looks a lot like you
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
(Motion sensor)
(Won't you tell me)
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
And now you tell me that you're happy, my baby.
And now you tell me that you're having my baby.
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
And the things we bite
And the things we buy
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
I guess I must have loved you
'Cause I said you were the first to go for me.
I guess I must have loved you
'Cause I said you were the perfect girl for me.
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good and ugly too
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good enough for two
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
If my best isn't good enough
Then hey, you hit me good enough for two
If my best isn't good enough
Then how can it be good enough for two?
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
My guy!
My God!
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
Some people work for Mylanta.
or
Some people work for Atlantis.
or
Some people work for Atlanta.
or
Some people work for Atlanta.
Some people work for a living.
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
Some people work for eleven
Some people work for a living
"Everything She Wants" (MP3)
Somebody help me, oh,
Oh, tum, tum, tum,
While I work so hard for you!
Somebody tell me, oh,
Won't you tell me,
Why I work so hard for you!
The "Won't you tell me" line is sung in the background
Cause you know that I could give you just this one vice forever
Cause you could take me to heaven and back
Cause you know that I'd forgive you just this once, twice, forever
Cause you could take me to hell and back
Does this once, twice, forever
Just this once, twice, forever
Does this one last forever?
Does this once, twice forever
Every day I hear a different story
People saying that you're a no-good phony
So you level with another
And she's making a fool of you
Every day I hear a different story
People saying that you're no good for me
Saw you lover with another
And she's making a fool of you
I don't need your Fritos
I don't need your freedom
I don't need your Pringles
I don't need your freedom
I don't need your tree nuts
I don't need your freedom
I don't want your Creedence
I don't want your freedom
I don't want your body, baby!
I don't want nobody, baby.
I don't want your body, baby.
Parking love just brings me down.
I don't want nobody, baby.
Part time love just brings me down.
I don't want your freedom
I don't want to play around
I don't want no fozzie baby
I don't want your freedom
I don't want to play around
I don't want no party baby
I don’t want your Creedence
I don’t want your freedom
Creedence as in Creedence Clearwater Revival
I just go from day to day
Knowing all about the protocols.
I just go from day to day
Knowing all about the other boys.
Like a prisoner who has a donkey
Like a prisoner who has his own key
Like a prisoner who has his home key
Like a prisoner who has his own key
Like a prisoner who passed his honkey.
Like a prisoner who has his own key.
Heartbeat, heartbeat why did you marry Mel?
Heartbeat, heartbeat why do you fail me now?
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Why do you marry now?
Heartbeat, heartbeat
Why do you fail me now?
If we were meant for each other
Why don't you ransom me?
If we were meant for each other
Why don't you answer me?
Standing on the ladder to desire duty.
Standing on the line between desire and duty.
Baby, on the Mets
Baby, I'm your man
Everybody knows where Goofy goes
Everybody knows where the good people go
First comes Sal's cremation
First class information
I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy
I'll be the one who brings you joy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl
I'll take you halfway 'round the world!
I'll be your friend, I'll be your toy
I'll be the one who brings you joy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your pearl
I'll be your Hamburglar of the world!
The misheard lyric occurs between 5:35 and 5:42 of the song on the Music from the Edge of Heaven album.
If you're gonna do it, do a rhyme
If you're gonna do it, do it right
If you're kinda doomed, do it right
If you're gonna do it, do it right
You're so good, you're divine
Wanna take you home and make you f**k me
Tell me it's a crime.
You're so good, you're divine
Wanna take you, wanna make you
But they tell me it's a crime.
Baby, I’m okay
Baby, I’m your man
A crowded room, friends with tie-dyes
A crowded room - friends with tired eyes
A crowded room; friends with tied eyes
or
A crowded room; friends with dyed eyes
A crowded room; friends with tired eyes
A face of a lover with a bar in his heart.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart.
A face of a lover with a bar in his heart.
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart.
A face on a lover with a fart in his heart
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A face on a lover with a foreigner's heart
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A fey summer lover with a fire in his heart
Face on a lover, with a fire in his heart
A man in the cupboard but you tore me apart
A man undercover but you tore me apart
A man on the cover which you told me about
A man under cover, but you tore me apart.
Bayside lover with a fire in his heart
A man full of colors, but you tore me apart
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man undercover, but you tore me apart
But the very next day, they heard you were gay.
But the very next day, you gave it away.
But the very next day, you f___in' gave it away.
But the very next day, you gave it away.
Frost bitten, twice shy
Once bitten and twice shy
Hey summer lovers, with a fire in their hearts
Face on a lover, with a fire in his heart
I'll give it to someone better
I'll give it to someone special
I'll wrap it up in Santa
I'll wrap it up and send it
I'm hiding from you and your suicide.
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice.
I'm hiding from you, and you're so alive
I'm hiding from you, and your soul of ice
I'm hiding from you
And your soiled eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
Last Christmas, I gave you my part
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
Last Christmas, I tore you apart
But the very next day you're still in my way
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
Lover with a foreigner's heart.
Lover with a fire in his heart.
Lover with a foreigner's heart.
Lover with a fire in his heart.
Me? I guess I had a soldier to cry on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
My kind of punctual
Someone to rely on
My god, I thought you were
Someone to rely on
Now I know what a bull I've been
Now I know what a fool I've been
Now I know what a ghoul I've been
Now I know what a fool I've been
Rhymes with tie-dye
Friends with tired eyes
Speyside lover with a fire in his heart
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart.
This year two semi front ears
or
This year two semi frontiers
or
This year two semi frontiers
This year, to save me from tears..
This year, my semi-brown tears,
I'll give them to someone special
This year, to save me from tears,
I'll give it to someone special
This year, semi-frontiers
I'll give them to someone special.
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
This year, semi-frontiers
This year, to save me from tears
This year, the chicken appears
This year, to save me from tears
This year, the semi-frontier
This year, to save me from tears
This year, the semi-frontier
This year, to save me from tears
This year, the steppy frontier
This year, to save me from tears
This year, through seven frontiers
I give 'em to someone special
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
This year, to save me frontiers
I'll give it to someone special
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
This year, to save my frontiers
I'll give it to some old spaceman
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.
This year, to semi frontiers
I gave it to someone special.
This year, to save me from tears
I gave it to someone special.
This year, to semi-frontiers, I'll give it to someone special
This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special
This year, to send a frontier
This year, to save me from tears
This year, to set me frontiers
This year, to save me from tears
This year, two semi-frontiers
This year, to save me from tears
Weird enough when I say I love you I meant it
With a note saying, "I love you," I meant it
Well, it's fitting
It doesn't surprise me.
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me.
Well, it's good here, it doesn't surprise me
or
Well, it's better here, it doesn't surprise me
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
"The Edge of Heaven" (MP3)
Do me, do me as I am
Take me to the edge of heaven
"The Edge of Heaven" (MP3)
Take me to the age of 10
Take me to the edge of heaven
"The Edge of Heaven" (MP3)
Take me to the age of 7
Take me to the edge of heaven
"The Edge of Heaven" (MP3)
Take me to the end of Evan
Take me to the edge of heaven
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" (MP3)
Jill board
or
Gill board
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" (MP3)
LitterBug
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" (MP3)
Make it big!
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" (MP3)
Whack me off before you go-go
Wake me up before you go go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
And my beats sperm minute never been the same.
And my beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
And my feets burnin', I'll never be the same.
My beats-per-minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
BB gun
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Banana chum bum
You do the Jitterbug.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Blue chlorine
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
But I should've been with Hugh in bed
But I should've been with you instead
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Cheeseburg
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Danny Glover
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Do the too-pod!
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Don't leave me hangin' on the line for yo-yo.
Don't leave me hanging here like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Don't leave me hanging in Atlanta Joja.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Don't leave me hanging on a lively yo-yo.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Don't leave me hanging on the line to Togo.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Don't leave me hanging on the line with Jojo
or
Don't leave me hanging on the line with you-oh
or
Don't leave me hanging on the line with you-oh
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Don't leave me lying on the floor without you.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Don't let me change another night in SoHo.
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Don't wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Don't wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not ready tonight.
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Dont leave me hanging on a lightning yoyo
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Doodle Bug
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Eleven beats per minute all in the same.
My beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
I wanna hear that high!
(Yeah, yeah!)
I wanna hit that high.
(Yeah, yeah!)
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
I wanna hear them howl.
(Yeah, yeah!)
I wanna hit that high.
(Yeah, yeah!)
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Janie gun
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Jennifer
or
Juniper
or
Jupiter
or
Dinnertime
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Left your semen in my bed.
Left me sleeping in my bed.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
My beach perm melted in the sand.
My beats per minute will never be the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
My beach permanent never been the same
My beats-per-minute never been the same
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
My beach permit has never been the same.
My beats-per-minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
My beet sperm in it, never been the same
And my beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
My feets fermented down in the sand.
My beats per minute will never be the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Nine beats per minute never been the same.
My beats per minute never been the same.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Potato Buds
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Potato Bug
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
TV Guide
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Take me down to tonight.
Take me dancing tonight.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Ten o'clock
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Titty f***
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Tuborg
Jitterbug
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up and call your uncle.
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up and make some cocoa
Wake me up before you go-go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up and pour your cocoa
Wake me up before you Go-Go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up before you Go-Gurt
Don't keep me hanging up like a yogurt
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up before you go girl
or
Wake me up before you doo-doo
or
Wake me up before you doo-doo
Wake me up before you go-go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up before you go go
And I will buy you a brand new yo yo
Wake me up before you go go
Don't leave me hanging here like a yo yo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up before you go go,
Cuz I'll be dancin' on a rolling yo-yo
or
Wake me up before you go girl
Don't leave me hanging on a laughing yo-yo
or
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not standing on an oreo-o
or
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not standing on an oreo-o
Wake me up before you go-go,
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up before you gold coast.
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up before you yoga
Don't leave me you did that fluz-aaah.
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hangin' on like a yo-yo.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up, I'll pour you cocoa.
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wake me up, before you go-go
'Cause I'm not playing with Han Solo
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Wank me off before you go-go
Wake me up before you go-go
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
Whisk me up a strobby yo-yo.
Wake me up before you go-go.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
You send me so sky high when your lovin' starts.
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
You're my baby, I'm you're fool.
You're my lady, I'm your fool.
"Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (MP3)
You're my lady, I'm your tool.
You're my lady, I'm your fool.
"Wham Rap! (video version)" (MP3)
Well, this will be a drag if you want to kid or brag and when you let them know
Well, folks can be a drag when works in the bag and when you let them know
Don't say that I'm not!
or
Don't say that and rock!
or
Don't say that and rot!
Don't stay there and rot!
So you go to the poop, well who asked you to?
or
So you go to approve, well who asked you to?
So you don't approve, well who asked you to?
Trouble or no jive, you can't tell me that I'm not.
or
Jive or no jive, you can't tell me that I'm not.
Job or no job, you can't tell me that I'm not.
"Where Did Your Heart Go?" (MP3)
By the church downtown
Where salad breaks
By the church downtown
Where Sally prays
"Young Guns (Go For It!)" (MP3)
Death comes naturally
Death by matrimony
"Young Guns (Go For It)" (MP3)
Get back, heads off
Go for it!
Get back, hands off
Go for it!
"Young Guns (Go For It)" (MP3)
Get them pants off
Go for it!
Get back, hands off
Go for it!
"Young Guns (Go For It)" (MP3)
Hey shut up Jake, that's a friend of mine.
You better watch your mouth babe, you're out of line!
Hey shut up chick, that's a friend of mine.
You better watch your mouth babe, you're out of line!
"Young Guns (Go For It)" (MP3)
Looking back on the good old days
Well this young gun says 'Abortion Pays'.
Looking back on the good old days
Well this young gun says 'Caution Pays'.
"Young Guns (Go For It)" (MP3)
Looking back on the good old days
Well this young gun says 'HORSES*** PAYS'.
Looking back on the good old days
Well this young gun says 'CAUTION PAYS'.
"Young Guns (Go For It)" (MP3)
There's danger in emotional skies
There's danger in emotional ties
"Young Guns (Go For It)" (MP3)
Well I hadn't seen your face around town for a while
So I greeted you with annoying smile.
Well, I hadn't seen your face around town for a while
So I greeted you with a knowing smile.
Well, this young gun says abortion pays.
Well, this young gun says caution pays.