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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Bob Welch
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bob Welch that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 44 misheard song lyrics for Bob Welch on amIright currently.
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"Ebony Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it looked like a habit moose swelling
cause the cat has knives in the trees
cause the cat has knives in the trees
Original Lyrics:
And it looked like I had to move slowly
like a cat at night in the trees
like a cat at night in the trees
"Ebony Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would be shagging you blind today
Original Lyrics:
I would be changing your life today
"Ebony Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a cat at night in my dreams
Original Lyrics:
Like a cat at night in the trees
"Ebony Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was the same as a hunted lady.
Original Lyrics:
She was the same as a hundred ladies.
"Ebony Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes got me hoping
That I'll be home in your clothes tonight.
That I'll be home in your clothes tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes got me hoping
That I'll be holding you close tonight.
That I'll be holding you close tonight.
"Precious Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to love your precious love
Original Lyrics:
I want your love, your precious love
"Precious Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a head on your soldier
Original Lyrics:
You got a head on your shoulders
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
14 jars and a will to be married
Original Lyrics:
14 joys and a will to be merry
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
14 jobs and the game of Pictionary
Original Lyrics:
14 joys and a will to be merry
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
14 joys and a real good Mary.
Original Lyrics:
Fourteen joys and a will to be merry.
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
14 joys and a thrill to be near me.
Original Lyrics:
Fourteen joys and a will to be merry.
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
14 joys and a will to be married
Original Lyrics:
14 joys and a will to be merry
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
14 toys and a will to be merry
Original Lyrics:
14 joys and a will to be merry
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the things that I've said down a woman
Original Lyrics:
All of the things that I've said that I wanted
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all of the things that I said that I wanted
Come rushing by in my head when I need you
Fourteen jars and an old dictionary.
Come rushing by in my head when I need you
Fourteen jars and an old dictionary.
Original Lyrics:
And all of the things that I said that I wanted
Come rushing by in my head when I need you
Fourteen joys and a will to be merry.
Come rushing by in my head when I need you
Fourteen joys and a will to be merry.
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all of the things that I said that I'm worried
Come rushing by in my head when I'm naked
Fourteen shores and a girl you can marry
Come rushing by in my head when I'm naked
Fourteen shores and a girl you can marry
Original Lyrics:
And all of the things that I said that I wanted
Come rushing by in my head when I'm with you
Fourteen joys and a will to be merry
Come rushing by in my head when I'm with you
Fourteen joys and a will to be merry
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's why I've travelled far
Cause I come soaked together where you are
Cause I come soaked together where you are
Original Lyrics:
And that's why I've travelled far
Cause I come so together where you are
Cause I come so together where you are
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing through my life again
Sentimental Lady, share the wine
Sentimental Lady, share the wine
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
Blowing through my life again
Sentimental lady
Gentle one.
Blowing through my life again
Sentimental lady
Gentle one.
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause we live in a time
When meaning falls and sputters in our lives
When meaning falls and sputters in our lives
Original Lyrics:
Cause we live in a time
When meaning falls in splinters from our lives
When meaning falls in splinters from our lives
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Central air-conditioning
Blowing through my life again
Blowing through my life again
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
Blowing through my life again
Blowing through my life again
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Central mental woman night
Blowing through my mind again
Central mental woman
Gather wine.
Blowing through my mind again
Central mental woman
Gather wine.
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
Blowing through my life again
Sentimental lady
Gentle one.
Blowing through my life again
Sentimental lady
Gentle one.
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Circle in the gentle wind
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fourteen joints and a will to be married
Original Lyrics:
Fourteen joys and a will to be married
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fourteen joys and amounting to nothing,
All other things that I say are coming
All other things that I say are coming
Original Lyrics:
Fourteen joys and a will to be married,
All other things that I say are varied
All other things that I say are varied
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa never let it get way
Original Lyrics:
sentimental lady gentle one
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sentimental baby boy
or
Sentimental baby girl
or
Sentimental baby girl
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sentimental demo man
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle breeze
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sentimental gentleman
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sentimental lady turn the world
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental lady, gentle one
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sentimental lady, gentle wine
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental lady, gentle one
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sentimental lady, turned to wind
or
Sentimental lady, turned away.
or
Sentimental lady, turned away.
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental lady, gentle one.
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sentimental mental men
Original Lyrics:
Sentimental gentle wind
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are here the worn.
But I just look away and you were born
But I just look away and you were born
Original Lyrics:
You are here and warm.
But I could look away and you'd be gone
But I could look away and you'd be gone
"Sentimental Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are here the morn
or
You are near the moor
or
You are near the moor
Original Lyrics:
You are here and warm
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