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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> The Weeknd
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Weeknd that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 48 misheard song lyrics for The Weeknd on amIright currently.
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said ooh I'll die in bed tonight
Nothing's gonna stop me from my touch
Nothing's gonna stop me from my touch
Original Lyrics:
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
Please accept it my misheard lyrics are funny and I actually heard that until I saw the real lyrics. Also I've got another one for "Hey Mama" by David Guetta.
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said ooh I'm blinding the lights
Original Lyrics:
I said ooh I'm blinded by the lights
Since we don't have a 2020s setting yet, we'll use "misc" in the meantime.
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in denial
Original Lyrics:
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blinded by the line
Original Lyrics:
I'm blinded by the light
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ignited by the light
Original Lyrics:
I'm blinded by the light
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I can't sleep until I feel your Tux
Original Lyrics:
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
This city's cold and nutty
Original Lyrics:
Sin City's cold and empty
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
This city's cold on MTV
Original Lyrics:
Sin city's cold and empty
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unwinding by the life
Original Lyrics:
I'm blinded by the light
"Blinding Lights"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm like this, you're the one night kissed
I'm just running back to let you know
I'm just running back to let you know
Original Lyrics:
When I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know
I'm just walking by to let you know
"Earned It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a girl for you
Original Lyrics:
Imma care for you
"Earned It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw your birthday
Original Lyrics:
Cause girl you're perfect
"Earned It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Screw your boyfriend
or
Screw you perfect
or
Screw you perfect
Original Lyrics:
'Cause, girl, you're perfect
Editor's note: This performer name is intentionally misspelled.
"Here We Go... Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's a scream
Original Lyrics:
Life's a dream
"I Feel It Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elle fait le camping
Original Lyrics:
I feel it coming
"I Feel It Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fear the comet
Original Lyrics:
I feel it coming
"I Feel It Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel company
Original Lyrics:
I feel it coming
"I Feel It Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the comet, I feel the comedy
Original Lyrics:
I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe
"I Feel It Coming"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feeling coming, I'm feeling comfy
Original Lyrics:
I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe
"In Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't regret
Original Lyrics:
I don't regret
"In the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Iron Man
Original Lyrics:
I don't mind
"Lonely Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better not rock the boat
Original Lyrics:
Better when we're both apart
"Lonely Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better wear my bump-de-pump
Original Lyrics:
Better when we're both apart
"Popular"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell her soul to me, puppy love
Just show me puppy love
Everybody scream 'cause she puppy love
She ain't mainstream 'cause she puppy love
Just show me puppy love
Everybody scream 'cause she puppy love
She ain't mainstream 'cause she puppy love
Original Lyrics:
Sell her soul to be popular
Just to be popular
Everybody scream 'cause she popular
She mainstream 'cause she popular
Just to be popular
Everybody scream 'cause she popular
She mainstream 'cause she popular
"Save Your Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make you cry and I'll run away
Original Lyrics:
I'll make you cry when I run away
"Save Your Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you'll cheer
Original Lyrics:
Save your tears
"Save Your Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could've asked me why I broke your arm
Original Lyrics:
You could've asked me why I broke your heart
"Starboy (feat. Daft Punk)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the money, need to urinate
Original Lyrics:
You talking money, need a hearing aid
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
All red lamb just to tease you, ah
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out of your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pe-nis-es
Then she clean it with her face, man I love my baby
You talking money I need to get laid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my side I take any lane ah switch up my quahog any day
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out of your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pe-nis-es
Then she clean it with her face, man I love my baby
You talking money I need to get laid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my side I take any lane ah switch up my quahog any day
Original Lyrics:
All red lamb just to tease you, ah
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out of your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my side I take any lane ah switch up my cup
I kill any pain
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out of your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Switch up my side I take any lane ah switch up my cup
I kill any pain
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a red lamp just to tease you, ah
Melody's toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main main out of your league too, ah
Side side out of your league too, ah
I'm so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty rocks a table cut from underneath
Cut that iron into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, but I love my babe
You talking money need a hearing aid
You talking "mommy", I don't see the shade
Melody's toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main main out of your league too, ah
Side side out of your league too, ah
I'm so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty rocks a table cut from underneath
Cut that iron into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, but I love my babe
You talking money need a hearing aid
You talking "mommy", I don't see the shade
Original Lyrics:
All red lamb just to tease you, ah
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out of your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see the shade
None of these toys on lease too, ah
Made your whole year in a week too, yah
Main bitch out of your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see the shade
Yes, I pretty much misheard all of this song.
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut that iron into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, butt and llama baby
You talking money, need a hearing aid
You talking mommy, I don't see a shade
Switch up my style, like to get me laid
I switch up my crawl, f*** and let me pay
Then she clean it with her face, butt and llama baby
You talking money, need a hearing aid
You talking mommy, I don't see a shade
Switch up my style, like to get me laid
I switch up my crawl, f*** and let me pay
Original Lyrics:
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face man
I love my baby
You talking money, need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see a shade
Switch up my style, I take any lane
I switch up my cup, I kill any pain
Then she clean it with her face man
I love my baby
You talking money, need a hearing aid
You talking 'bout me, I don't see a shade
Switch up my style, I take any lane
I switch up my cup, I kill any pain
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she hit it with her face, oh, aw my babe
Then she hit it with her face, oh, aw my babe
Original Lyrics:
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man, I love my baby
Then she clean it with her face, man, I love my baby
Both versions seem pretty absurd, to me.
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing Lenny Payne
Original Lyrics:
I kill any pain
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
House so empty need a centipede
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a lemonade
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a lemonade
Original Lyrics:
House so empty need a centerpiece
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a hearing aid
Twenty racks a table cut from ebony
Cut that ivory into skinny pieces
Then she clean it with her face, man
I love my baby
You talking money need a hearing aid
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
House so empty need a centipede
Original Lyrics:
House so empty need a centerpiece
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I switch up my car, f***ing any pay.
Original Lyrics:
I switch up my cup, I kill any pain.
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a, I'm a sodimist.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a motherf**kin' starboy.
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with a starboy
Original Lyrics:
I'm a motherf**kin' starboy.
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the lady in the Starbucks
Original Lyrics:
I'm a motherf**kin' starboy.
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need to urinate
Original Lyrics:
Need a hearing aid
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Switch up my sarlacc to get me laid
Original Lyrics:
Switch up my style, I take any lane
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talkin' money need to urinate
Original Lyrics:
Talkin' miner need a hearing aid
"Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking money, need to urinate
Original Lyrics:
Talking money, need a hearing aid
"Take My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then suddenly, Babyface
Original Lyrics:
Then suddenly, baby says
"The Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hills are boys, the hills are boys
Who are you to charge, who are you to charge?
I drove miles, yeah i drove miles
Only you to charge, only you
Who are you to charge, who are you to charge?
I drove miles, yeah i drove miles
Only you to charge, only you
Original Lyrics:
Hills have eyes, the hills have eyes
Who are you to judge, who are you to judge?
Hide your lies, girl, hide your lies
Only you to trust, only you
Who are you to judge, who are you to judge?
Hide your lies, girl, hide your lies
Only you to trust, only you
"The Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hydra lies,
Hydra lies
Hydra lies
Original Lyrics:
Hide your lies,
Hide your lies
Hide your lies
"The Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just f***ed 2 bitches when I saw you
Original Lyrics:
i just f***ed two bitches 'fore I saw you
"The Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just f***ed two bitches when I saw you
Original Lyrics:
I just f***ed two bitches before I saw you
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