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There are 55 misheard song lyrics for War on amIright currently.

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"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chase the Ringo bastards through the field.
or
Chase the Pringle vaslas through the field.
or
Chase the Gringo bastards through the field.
Original Lyrics:
Chased a gringo last night through a field.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chase them Ringo bastards through the field.
or
Chase those Pringles bastard through the field.
or
Chase those Green-Gold vaslas through the veal.
or
Chase those kringle bastards through the field.
Original Lyrics:
Chased a gringo last night through a field.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cisco kid was afraid of mice.
Original Lyrics:
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd assault the peanuts as he can.
Original Lyrics:
Eat the salted peanuts out the can.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends know Winona Ryder.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends know the low, fried duck
The low, fried duck is a little whiter.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider
The Low Rider is a little higher.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All night long, get a little higher
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All night long
Ride a little lower.
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
Drives a litle slower.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Roger
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Low dry blood
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my God, it's a low rider.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the low rider.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a little trip, pasy.
Original Lyrics:
Take a little trip and see.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinkle little drip
Tinkle little drip
Tinkle little drip with me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
"Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinkle little trip
Tinkle little trip
Tinkle little trip with me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
"Lowrider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't...drive...drunk
Original Lyrics:
Low...ri-der...
"Lowrider"
Misheard Lyrics:
Load right up
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
"Slipping Into Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was stepping into dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I was slipping into darkness
"Slipping Into Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my mind beyond the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Take my mind beyond the trees.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A blue-eyed, big fat girl
or
Do I take that girl?
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
A blue-eyed, big fat girl
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stew wine! Big, fat girl.
or
Do I dig that girl?
or
Do I dig that girl?
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine. Dig that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink the wine
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smells like swine pig or girl?
or
She blew my mind with a tail curl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, Tic Tac Toe.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, big black hurl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, dig that girl!
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl!
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, dig that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, drink that pearl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, get that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine, kick that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal the wine, dig that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, dig that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal the wine, take that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still gunna get that girl
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine take that pearl
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spill the wine dig that girl.
Spill the wine dig that girl
or
Still uh I dig that girl.
Still uh why dig that girl
or
Still uh I dig that girl.
Still uh why dig that girl
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine take that pearl.
Spill the wine take that pearl
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stu Wine, dig that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, dig that pearl.
"Spill The Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Take that pearl.
"Spill The wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the whine... kick that girl.
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine... take that girl.
"The Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He just took his p**** out again.
Original Lyrics:
Eat the salted peanuts out of can.
"The Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the softest penis of the band
Original Lyrics:
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
"The World Is A Ghetto"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is a gecko.
Original Lyrics:
The world is a ghetto.
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I called you, but you could not goof around.
Original Lyrics:
I called you, but you could not look around.
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be depressed.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can really bend!
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wear these pants.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep breathing air
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're working for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the ba-ba-yay.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're working for the cia
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia. (Pronounced 'maf-ee-ey-ay')
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a TV set.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be freinds?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we pee straight?
or
I can't pee-pee straight!
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we speak French?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I called you but you could not goof around
Original Lyrics:
I called you but you could not do the rounds
"Why Can't We Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feed the bears
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Can't We Be Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can really dance
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Cant We Be Friends?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel depressed.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?

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