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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for War that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 86 misheard song lyrics for War on amIright currently.
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"All Day Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down at the peach
Original Lyrics:
Down at the beach
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chase the Ringo bastards through the field.
or
Chase the Pringle vassals through the field.
or
Chase the Gringo bastards through the field.
or
Chase the Pringle vassals through the field.
or
Chase the Gringo bastards through the field.
Original Lyrics:
Chased a gringo last night through a field.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chase them Ringo bastards through the field.
or
Chase those Pringles bastard through the field.
or
Chase those Green-Gold vassals through the veal.
or
Chase those Kringle bastards through the field.
or
Chase those Pringles bastard through the field.
or
Chase those Green-Gold vassals through the veal.
or
Chase those Kringle bastards through the field.
Original Lyrics:
Chased a gringo last night through a field.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chased a gringo last night through a field
Original Lyrics:
Chased the gringo rustlers through the fields
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chased the gringo Vasla through the field
Original Lyrics:
Chased the gringo last night through the field
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
Original Lyrics:
Cisco Came in blastin', drinkin porn.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cisco kid was afraid of mice.
Original Lyrics:
Cisco Kid was a friend of mine.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He just took his p-nis out again.
Original Lyrics:
Eat the salted peanuts out of can.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd assault the peanuts as he can.
Original Lyrics:
Eat the salted peanuts out the can.
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the softest penis of the band
Original Lyrics:
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
"Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
His sister kissed
Original Lyrics:
The Cisco kid
"Gypsy Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta find a place, a nice shop baby
or
I gotta find a place, a nice shot baby
or
I gotta find a place, a nice shot baby
Original Lyrics:
I gotta find a friend, a nice sharp baby
"Leroy's Latin Lament"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll think of tits
Original Lyrics:
Our fingertips
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my fans love a blow dryer
Blow dryer is a little fire
Blow dryer is a little fire
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider
The Low Rider is a little higher
The Low Rider is a little higher
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends know Flo Rida
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends know Rolonda
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the low rider
As in Rolonda Watts.
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends know Winona Ryder.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider.
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends know the low, fried duck
The low, fried duck is a little whiter.
The low, fried duck is a little whiter.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider
The Low Rider is a little higher.
The Low Rider is a little higher.
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends love Winona Ryder
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends smoke a little dope And all my friends snort a little coke Take a little trip Take a little trip Take a little trip with me
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider.
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All night long, get a little higher
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider.
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All night long
Ride a little lower.
Ride a little lower.
Original Lyrics:
Low rider
Drives a litle slower.
Drives a litle slower.
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go dry up, the low rider...
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Low rider is a wannabe, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Low rider is the one to meet, yeah
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my God, it's a low rider.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the low rider.
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my god, try to use the snowblower
Original Lyrics:
The Low Rider drives a little slower
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow white doves fly a little lower
Original Lyrics:
Low rider ride a little lower
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a little trip to sea.
Original Lyrics:
Take a little trip and see.
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinkle little drip
Tinkle little drip
Tinkle little drip with me.
Tinkle little drip
Tinkle little drip with me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
"Low Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinkle little trip
Tinkle little trip
Tinkle little trip with me.
Tinkle little trip
Tinkle little trip with me.
Original Lyrics:
Take a little trip
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
Take a little trip
Take a little trip with me.
"Me and Baby Brother" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and my little brother
Original Lyrics:
Me and Baby Brother
"Slippin' Into Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slippin' into chocolate
Original Lyrics:
Slippin' into darkness
"Slipping Into Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was stepping into dog mess
Original Lyrics:
I was slipping into darkness
"Slipping Into Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my mind beyond the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Take my mind beyond the trees.
"Spill the Wine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow ride, dig that girl
Original Lyrics:
Spill the wine, take that girl
"The Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
They ate the sausage, whores and men of steel
Original Lyrics:
They rode the sunset, horse was made of steel
"The Cisco Kid"
Misheard Lyrics:
We met down on the border, Rio Grande
He's the softest penis I can stand
The outlaws had us pinned down at the bord...
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin', bored
He's the softest penis I can stand
The outlaws had us pinned down at the bord...
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin', bored
Original Lyrics:
We met down on the fort of Rio Grande
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
Eat the salted peanuts out the can
The outlaws had us pinned down at the fort
Cisco came in blastin', drinkin' port
"The World Is A Ghetto"
Misheard Lyrics:
The world is a gecko.
Original Lyrics:
The world is a ghetto.
"The World Is a Ghetto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stormy nights
Original Lyrics:
Starry eyes
"The World Is a Ghetto"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stormy night
Original Lyrics:
Starry eyed
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I called you but you could not goof around
Original Lyrics:
I called you but you could not do the rounds
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I called you, but you could not goof around.
Original Lyrics:
I called you, but you could not look around.
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be depressed.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be impressed
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feed the bears
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel depressed.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can really bend!
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can really dance
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't be repressed!
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't read the fence.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wear these pants.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get real depressed
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get weird enough
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get wheezy, babe
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep breathing air
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're working for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the ba-ba-yay.
They wouldn't have you in the ba-ba-yay.
Original Lyrics:
I know you're working for the cia
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia. (Pronounced 'maf-ee-ey-ay')
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia. (Pronounced 'maf-ee-ey-ay')
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see you walking down Vaginatown
Original Lyrics:
I see you walking down in Chinatown
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a TV set.
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be freinds?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mike and me are friends
Original Lyrics:
Why Can't We Be Friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They wouldn't have you in the Bum-I-A
Original Lyrics:
They wouldn't have you in the Mafia. (Pronounced 'maf-ee-ey-ay')
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are we in France?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we be French?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we be afraid?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we be the president?
or
I can be the president
or
I can be the president
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we beat France?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we beat Fred?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we pee straight?
or
I can't pee-pee straight!
or
I can't pee-pee straight!
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can't We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't we speak French?
Original Lyrics:
Why can't we be friends?
"Why Can’t We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be impressed
Original Lyrics:
Why can’t we be friends?
"Why Can’t We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I get weird enough
Original Lyrics:
Why can’t we be friends?
"Why Can’t We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice cream’s been around for a long long time
Original Lyrics:
I’ve seen you around for a long long time
"Why Can’t We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are we undressed?
Original Lyrics:
Why can’t we be friends?
"Why Can’t We Be Friends?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can’t we be fans?
Original Lyrics:
Why can’t we be friends?
"Why Can’t We Be Friends" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feed the bears
Original Lyrics:
Why can’t we be friends
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