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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Waitresses that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 34 misheard song lyrics for The Waitresses on amIright currently.
"Christmas Wrapping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A&P has pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
Original Lyrics:
A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
Even though A&P's slogan in the 80s was "We have pride in you," that is not what is actually being said in the song.
"Christmas Wrapping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Completing sanctioned actions.
Original Lyrics:
Completions and connections.
"Christmas Wrapping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinner, of course, this summertime
Original Lyrics:
Didn't, of course, 'til summertime
"Christmas Wrapping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't think I have the enemy
Original Lyrics:
Don't think I have the energy
"Christmas Wrapping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to sing too much about it
Original Lyrics:
Not to do too much about it
"Christmas Wrapping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh dad, guess what I forgot!
Original Lyrics:
Oh damn, guess what I forgot!
"Christmas Wrapping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smelly fishes, smelly fishes
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
"Christmas Wrapping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's delicious, that's delicious,
But I think I'll eat some corn this year
But I think I'll eat some corn this year
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
But I think I'll miss this one this year
But I think I'll miss this one this year
"Christmas Wrapping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me have pride in me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
Original Lyrics:
A&P has provided me
With the world's smallest turkey.
With the world's smallest turkey.
A & P is a former supermarket chain headquartered is in Montivale, New Jersey.
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my cat Moose, not to upset them, say booze and buttons
Original Lyrics:
I got my cat moves, that so upset them, zippers and buttons
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my cat moussed.
Original Lyrics:
I got my cat moves.
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got some fat boobs
Original Lyrics:
I got my cat moves
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know what size 1
Original Lyrics:
I know what guys want
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know when boys lie.
Original Lyrics:
I know what boys like.
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my cat moose
Original Lyrics:
I've got my cat moves
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like powdered children.
Original Lyrics:
Like pouty children.
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Original Lyrics:
Nya, nya, nya, nya, nya
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh gee, you're special
Original Lyrics:
But you, you're special
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They get so angry like Harry Truman.
Original Lyrics:
The get so angry like pouty children.
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They get so angry
Like potty children
Dee neither candy
I laugh right at them.
Like potty children
Dee neither candy
I laugh right at them.
Original Lyrics:
They get so angry
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them.
Like pouty children
Denied their candy
I laugh right at them.
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They want to touch me, I never love them.
Original Lyrics:
They want to touch me, I never let them.
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
United candy, I laugh right at them.
Original Lyrics:
Denied their candy, I laugh right at them.
"I Know What Boys Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Zippers and buttons, fond to frustrate them.
Original Lyrics:
Zippers and buttons, fun to frustrate them.
"No Guilt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't cost anything
So I bought them
So I bought them
Original Lyrics:
Needed new posters
So I bought them
So I bought them
"Square Pegs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scare pads, scare pads
Scare-scare-scare...Pads!
Scare-scare-scare...Pads!
Original Lyrics:
Square pegs, square pegs
Square-square-square...Pegs!
Square-square-square...Pegs!
"Square Pegs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slim pants, slim pants,
Slim, slim, slim...pants!
Slim, slim, slim...pants!
Original Lyrics:
Square Pegs, Square Pegs,
Square, Square, Square...Pegs!
Square, Square, Square...Pegs!
"Square Pegs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So tell me where's the potty and how come we weren't in viral?
Original Lyrics:
So tell me where's the party and how come we weren't invited?
The title theme of the 1982-1983 TV series starring a young, pre-Sex and the City Sarah Jessica Parker.
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