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There are 26 misheard song lyrics for Voltaire on amIright currently.
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"Cannibal Buffet"
Thine hungry eyes was staring down at me.
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me.
"Day of the Dead"
It was the day of the dead
Everybody was inbred
It was the day of the dead
I tried not to lose my head
"Day of the Dead"
Why am I alive?
Why? No lie!
"Day of the Dead"
the grammar rally
the ground around me
"Day of the Dead"
the grandma rally
the ground around me
"Deah Death (Devil Devil Evil Evil Song)"
sing us a song-a-piece
sing us a song of peace
"Don't Go by the River"
To give her the air l-l-l-lube
To give her the heirl-l-l-loom
Moisten the tomato
Hoist me up the maypole
"Goodnight Demonslayer" (MP3)
There's a crouton on the floor
There's a futon on the floor
"Land of the Dead"
I'm foreign out
I'm far renowned
"Oh My Goth!"
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm deader than dead
Undead undead undead undead undeader than dead
"Raised By Bats"
And there’s no one here to fill our heads with lice
And there’s no one here to fill our heads with lies
Legs as strong as Kenny Walsh.
Legs as strong as Canyon Walls.
"Reggae Mortis"
Rick and Morty
I think I've got Rick and Morty
Hell, I hope it's not Rick and Morty.
Reggae Mortis
I think I've got Reggae Mortis
Hell, I hope it's not Reggae Mortis
"Riding a Black Unicorn..."
alone and uncold
alone in the cold
"The Devil and Mr. Jones"
you are soaring out in the underground
you are so renowned in the underground
"The Dirtiest Song That Ain't"
so long ma'am
sir and ma'am
"The Headless Waltz" (MP3)
I think that it may have rolled into the store
I think that it may have rolled into the sewer
"The Headless Waltz" (MP3)
Please, Miss, for me, Sis?? Won't you cease and desist
Please Miss, for me, Sis, Won't you see if you see, Sis
"The Mechanical Girl"
Rocket launchers and flamethrowing guns grew from her eyes
Rocket launchers and flamethrowing guns grew from her sides
"When You're Dead"
potential animes
potential enemies
I'm the bee beneath your bed.
I'm the pea beneath your bed.
I'm the demon in your bed.
I'm the pea beneath your bed.
I'm the monstrous David Gump.
I'm the monsters they become.
Buru~kun asks: "Who is David Gump? Forrest's brother?"
I’m the demon in your head
I'm the pea beneath your bed.
Your tears are all the pain I'll ever need
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
