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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Vocaloid that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 32 misheard song lyrics for Vocaloid on amIright currently.

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"88★彡"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yam or eggs or calamari?
Original Lyrics:
Yamu o ezu mo karamawari?
Marasy x kemu ft. Hatsune Miku and KAITO
"Birthday Song For Miku"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy Earth day
Original Lyrics:
Happy birthday
Mitchie M feat. Rin/Len/Luka/Kaito/Meiko
"Butterfly on Your Right Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
He could be unknown
Original Lyrics:
Hibiku piano
"Calm Before The Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
a black coffee, a mug of it
Original Lyrics:
I'll grab a coffee, a magazine
CircusP feat. Avanna
"Calm Before The Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
calm before the store
Original Lyrics:
calm before the storm
"Clover Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, Clover Club, the Unicorn Love
Original Lyrics:
Let it, clover club, the beautiful love
"Dancer In The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep on fighting against God in search of the big ruined place
Original Lyrics:
I keep on fighting against God in such a dirty, cruel place
"Dancer in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
My restaurant has been ignored
Original Lyrics:
My left arm has been blown off
"Echo"
Misheard Lyrics:
How long have I been gone?
Original Lyrics:
How long have I been up?
CrusherP feat Gumi
"Echo"
Misheard Lyrics:
How long have I been gone?
Original Lyrics:
How long have I been up?
"Echo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never would have guessed the echo in the mirror
Original Lyrics:
When I'm up against the echo in the mirror
CrusherP feat. Gumi
"Family Mart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funny funny funny my funny funny man
Original Lyrics:
Family family family mart family family mart
"Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pink sweater
Original Lyrics:
And thinks whether
AVTechno Ft. Megurine Luka & Hatsune Miku
"I=Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm mowing and I'm naked
Original Lyrics:
han neo e hwan sang ne ge
"Little Allen's Big Polka"
Misheard Lyrics:
you better run 'cause I'm circumcised
Original Lyrics:
you better run 'cause you sure can't fight
Kodakami feat. Big Al
"Loucetios"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my coffee now
Original Lyrics:
I won't back off even
Momocashew Feat. Oliver
"Luka Luka Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
what a s****y motorcycle
Original Lyrics:
watashi ni makasete
Samfree feat. Megurine Luka
"Me and My Friend Unicorn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I touched gay porn
Original Lyrics:
I touched his horn
Apol feat. Megurine Luka
"One Soldier's Monoogy"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Soldier Len I hope we work real hard
Original Lyrics:
My name is Soldier A I'm holding black trigger
"Popipo (English version)"
Misheard Lyrics:
eat those bastards alive
Original Lyrics:
it costs just two dollars
Lamaze feat. Hatsune Miku
"Popipo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pole people people pole people
Original Lyrics:
popipopipopopipo
"Pumpkin March"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever stopped eating less?
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever stopped being jealous?
Momocashew Feat. Oliver
"Pumpkin March"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my hand so you won't forget your name
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand so you won't forget your way
Momocashew Feat. Oliver
"Rin-Chan Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
ninja noun
Original Lyrics:
Rin-chan now
"Roamer with the Bell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the thickets, a meadow out of bloom
Original Lyrics:
Through the thickets of myrtle out of bloom
KinraZ feat. Avanna and Megurine Luka
"Senbonzakura"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send Prozac now
Original Lyrics:
senbonzakura
White Flame Feat. Hatsune Miku
"Shiningray"
Misheard Lyrics:
and burning bread
Original Lyrics:
and burning red
164 feat. Hatsune Miku
"Sleepyhead"
Misheard Lyrics:
lazy stockings
Original Lyrics:
lacy stockings
Steampianist feat. Oliver
"Stomp The Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Metal Boy, admission
Original Lyrics:
Vocaloid Ignition
"Stomp the Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be amazed
Original Lyrics:
Stomp the enemy
"Stomp the Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good boy, great form
Original Lyrics:
Vocaloid Transform
"World Is Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Bucky!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, baby!

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