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There are 67 misheard song lyrics for Vanilla Ice on amIright currently.
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"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fingers are pumpin'.
Original Lyrics:
And the Vegas are pumpin'.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance, crush the speaker that booms.
Original Lyrics:
Dance, bum rush the speaker that booms.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flow like a harp fiend daily and nightly.
Original Lyrics:
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flow like a harp fool daily and nighly
Original Lyrics:
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flow like a hawk, foo, daily and nightly.
Original Lyrics:
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gays with a 'J'
and Vanilla hurt his spine
and Vanilla hurt his spine
Original Lyrics:
Shay with the gauge
and Vanilla with the nine
and Vanilla with the nine
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I grabbed my knife all I heard was shells
Original Lyrics:
I grabbed my nine all I heard was shells
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice Ice Baby, Chica, Chica
Original Lyrics:
Ice Ice Baby, too cold, too cold
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice Ice baby
To go, to go.
To go, to go.
Original Lyrics:
Ice Ice baby
Too cold, too cold.
Too cold, too cold.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice ice baby, Chica(go), Chica(go)
Original Lyrics:
Ice ice baby, too cold, too cold
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice ice baby, tickle, tickle
Original Lyrics:
Ice ice baby, too cold, too cold
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice is back with my brand new edition
Original Lyrics:
Ice is back with a brand new invention
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice is bad with the brand new adventure.
Original Lyrics:
Ice is back with a brand new invention.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice, Ice, Baby,
To go, To go
To go, To go
Original Lyrics:
Ice, Ice, Baby,
Too cold, Too cold
Too cold, Too cold
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice, Ice, Baby
Tickle, tickle.
Tickle, tickle.
Original Lyrics:
Ice, Ice, Baby
Too cold, too cold.
Too cold, too cold.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ vomits it.
Check out the hook while my DJ vomits it.
Original Lyrics:
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a problem, yo use solvent
Original Lyrics:
If there's a problem, yo I'll solve it
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jay with the gay cause Vanilla with the nine
Original Lyrics:
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get outta here
Where I take your mother.
Where I take your mother.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get outta here
Word to your mother.
Word to your mother.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Light up a stage and watch it jump like a candle
Original Lyrics:
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a vandool
Original Lyrics:
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Original Lyrics:
Love it or leave it you better gang way
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind's like a chemical spill.
Original Lyrics:
My rhymes like a chemical spill.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Quit playing games in a world of mine
or
Quit with the gays in and out with number nine.
or
Quit with the gays in and out with number nine.
Original Lyrics:
Shay with a gauge an' Vanilla with a nine.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rice, Rice, Baby
To go
To go
Original Lyrics:
Ice, Ice, Baby
Too cold
Too cold
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag top down so my hair camel blow.
With my rag top down so my hair camel blow.
Original Lyrics:
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag top down so my hair can blow.
With my rag top down so my hair can blow.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soar like a hawk would, daily and nightly.
Original Lyrics:
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Start, collaborate and glisten
Original Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate and listen
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop forever late and glisten
Original Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate and listen
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate and risk it
Original Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate and listen
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate and whisper
Original Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate and listen
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate and whistle
Original Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate and listen
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate with Winston
Original Lyrics:
Stop, collaborate, and listen
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take heed ’cause I’m a Liverpool poet.
Original Lyrics:
Take heed ’cause I’m a lyrical poet.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The chumps act Vanilla
cause Vanilla ain't fall
cause Vanilla ain't fall
Original Lyrics:
The chumps acting ill
because they're so full of eight ball
because they're so full of eight ball
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They passed a mic,
confronted on the dope beat
confronted on the dope beat
Original Lyrics:
They passed me up,
confronted all the dope fiends
confronted all the dope fiends
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They passed me up, confronted all the Dauphines
Original Lyrics:
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
Marie Antoinette was a Dauphine.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the extreme I rock a mic like a Banjo
Light up a stage and wax a chimp like a candle.
Light up a stage and wax a chimp like a candle.
Original Lyrics:
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To the extreme I rock a mic like a van duel,
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a can duel..
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a can duel..
Original Lyrics:
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off the lights, and I'll blow
Original Lyrics:
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow
"Ice Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the base kicked in
Original Lyrics:
With the bass kicked in
"Ice, Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girls were hot wearing lesbian bikinis.
Original Lyrics:
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis.
"Ice, Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice, Ice Baby
Chica(go), Chica(go).
Chica(go), Chica(go).
Original Lyrics:
Ice, Ice Baby
Too cold, too cold.
Too cold, too cold.
"Ice, Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice, Ice Baby
To go, to go.
To go, to go.
Original Lyrics:
Ice, Ice, Baby
Too cold, too cold.
Too cold, too cold.
"Ice, Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice, Ice baby took off
Original Lyrics:
Ice, Ice, baby too cold
"Ice, Ice Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice, Ice, baby
Tickle, tickle
Tickle, tickle
Original Lyrics:
Ice, Ice, baby
Too cold, too cold
Too cold, too cold
"Ice, Ice, Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A-1-A Peace Train Avenue
Original Lyrics:
A-1-A Beachfront Avenue
"Play That Funky Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can dance better than Eddie Vedder plays
Original Lyrics:
And I can dance better than any Kid 'n Play
"Play That Funky Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can dance better than Hello Kitty can.
Original Lyrics:
And I can dance better than any Kid 'n Play
"Play That Funky Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Play that funky 30-watt bulb
Original Lyrics:
Play that funky music, white boy
"Play That Funky Music" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So pumps stop trying and girl stop cryin'
Original Lyrics:
So punks stop trying and girl stop cryin'
"Rollin' in My 5.0"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aww yeah, Vanilla Ice is in your face
Original Lyrics:
Aww yeah, Vanilla Ice is in the place
"Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
Birdie at the bar
Original Lyrics:
Girlie at the bar
"The People's Choice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty words 'cuz you're a nerd
I must observe,
it's absurd to think that you're hurt
Ghetto rhymes MD's
I'm bringing sucka mc's down to their knees
I must observe,
it's absurd to think that you're hurt
Ghetto rhymes MD's
I'm bringing sucka mc's down to their knees
Original Lyrics:
Dirty words 'cuz you're a nerd
I'm first you're third,
it's absurd to think that you heard
Better rhymes than these
I'm bringing sucka MC's down to their knees
I'm first you're third,
it's absurd to think that you heard
Better rhymes than these
I'm bringing sucka MC's down to their knees
"The People's Choice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever Ice Ice baby, to go
Original Lyrics:
Vanilla Ice Ice baby, too cold
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