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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> V -> Luther Vandross
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Luther Vandross that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Luther Vandross on amIright currently.
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"A House Is Not A Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a house is not a hole
Original Lyrics:
And a house is not a home
"A House Is Not A Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretend it all, darlin' have a heart
Original Lyrics:
Pretty little darlin' have a heart
"A House Is Not a Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A cheer is still a cheer
or
A share is still a share
or
A share is still a share
Original Lyrics:
A chair is still a chair
"Dance With My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I listen, I so-a-doe
And I hear how my mother cried for him.
And I hear how my mother cried for him.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I'd listen outside her door
And I'd hear how my mother cried for him.
And I'd hear how my mother cried for him.
"Dance With My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I'd listen, I am such an adult
And I hear how my mother cried for him.
And I hear how my mother cried for him.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I'd listen outside her door
And I'd hear how my mother cried for him.
And I'd hear how my mother cried for him.
"Dance with My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back when I was a chef
Original Lyrics:
Back when I was a child
"Dance with My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back when I was a jive
Original Lyrics:
Back when I was a child
"Dance with My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back when that was a charm
Original Lyrics:
Back when I was a child
"Dance with My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back when that was a job
Original Lyrics:
Back when I was a child
"Dance with My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could get another witch
or
If I could get another wish
or
If I could grant another wish
or
If I could get another wish
or
If I could grant another wish
Original Lyrics:
If I could get another chance
"Dance with My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could get another witch
or
If I could get another wish
or
If I could get another wish
Original Lyrics:
If I could grant another wish
"Dance with My Father"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could grant another with
Original Lyrics:
If I could get another chance
"Don't Want to Be a Fool" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I once believed that love was fad
Original Lyrics:
I once believed that love was fair
"Every Year, Every Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Has my heart made some food out of me?
Original Lyrics:
Has my heart made a fool out of me?
"Going in Circles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me going to a circus
Original Lyrics:
You got me going in circles
"Here And Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I vow to be one waitin' me.
Original Lyrics:
I vow to be one with thee.
"I'd Rather" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be beside you in a school
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be beside you in a storm
"I'd Rather" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be beside you in a scoop
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be beside you in a storm
"I'd Rather" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be beside you in a spoon
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be beside you in a storm
"May Christmas Bring You Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the morning halftime
Original Lyrics:
On the morning after
"May Christmas Bring You Happiness"
Misheard Lyrics:
The joy of Christmas
Original Lyrics:
The boy of Christmas
"Never Too Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't feel myself, I don't want nobody else to ever love me
Original Lyrics:
I can't fool myself, I don't want nobody else to ever love me
"Never Too Much" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't feel myself
or
I can feel myself
or
I can feel myself
Original Lyrics:
I can't fool myself
"Power of Love/Love Power" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cleaning with soap
Original Lyrics:
Cleaning my soul
"Power of Love/Love Power" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the powerful run
Original Lyrics:
Feel the power of love
"She Won't Talk To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 9 A.M., the day we see the light
Original Lyrics:
It's not every day we see the one
"She Won't Talk To Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's 9 a.m., the day we see the one.
Original Lyrics:
It's not everyday we see the one.
"She Won't Talk to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was hanging with some fans in mind
Original Lyrics:
I was hanging with some friends of mine
"She Won't Talk to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
To my surprise she was passing
Original Lyrics:
To my surprise she was passé
"Stop To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Away in the day that you were climbing the stairs I hate to see you go angry
Original Lyrics:
Awaiting the day that you're coming to stay I hate to see you go away
"Stop to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come home from the load
Original Lyrics:
Come home from the road
"Stop to Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You never stop for lunch
Original Lyrics:
You never stop to love
"Take You Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Halt on top with the caffeine pants on
Original Lyrics:
Halter top with the Capri pants on
"Til My Baby Comes Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it's all right til' my babies lungs explode
Original Lyrics:
And it's all right when my baby comes home
"‘Til My Baby Comes Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There’s a home filled with girls
Original Lyrics:
There’s a whole lot of girls
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