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There are 43 misheard song lyrics for The Used on amIright currently.
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"A Box Full Of Sharp Objects" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Found a box full of sharp d***s
Original Lyrics:
Found a box full of sharp objects.
"A Box Full Of Sharp Objects" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Today-F.L. and felt better
Original Lyrics:
Today I fell and felt better.
"All That I've Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm from Balogna
And it's all that I've got.
And it's all that I've got.
Original Lyrics:
I'm far from lonely
And it's all that I've got.
And it's all that I've got.
"All That I've Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice squirrels are hard
They'd stop your heart from beating.
They'd stop your heart from beating.
Original Lyrics:
I squoze so hard
I'd stopped your heart from beating.
I'd stopped your heart from beating.
"All That I've Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
So deep that it bleedin' didn't deedle help me.
Original Lyrics:
So deep that it didn't even bleed and catch me.
"All That I've Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
So deep that it didn't even bleed
And catch me off guard.
And catch me off guard.
Original Lyrics:
So deep that I didn't even bleed
And caught me off guard.
And caught me off guard.
"All That I've Got"
Misheard Lyrics:
So deep that no one'd even want to f*** me.
Original Lyrics:
So deep that I didn't even scream, 'F*** me'.
"Blue and Yellow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, you're never gonna find it
If you're looking for it walking away.
If you're looking for it walking away.
Original Lyrics:
Well, you're never gonna find it
If you're looking for it, won't come your way.
If you're looking for it, won't come your way.
"Box Of Sharp Objects"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just knowing this matters
I just felt stronger, itchy eyebrows.
I just felt stronger, itchy eyebrows.
Original Lyrics:
Just knowing this matters
I just felt stronger, and sharper.
I just felt stronger, and sharper.
"Box of Sharp Objects"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a blah-blah shark attacks
What a beautiful thing!
What a beautiful thing!
Original Lyrics:
Found a box of sharp objects
What a beautiful thing!
What a beautiful thing!
"Buried Myself Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your neck tie
I finally got you right where I want you.
I finally got you right where I want you.
Original Lyrics:
With my foot on your neck
I finally got you right where I want you.
I finally got you right where I want you.
"Buried Myself Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on your neck tie
I finally got you right where I want you.
I finally got you right where I want you.
Original Lyrics:
With my foot on your neck
I finally got you right where I want you.
I finally got you right where I want you.
"Cut Up Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we cut out the bed
Well then, we'd have nothing left.
Well then, we'd have nothing left.
Original Lyrics:
If we cut out the bad
Well then, we'd have nothing left.
Well then, we'd have nothing left.
"Greener With The Scenery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My finger in your face, the worst has got the best of you
I ask you and I know I needed change.
I ask you and I know I needed change.
Original Lyrics:
My fingernail phase, the worst has got the best of you
I ask you and I know I need to change.
I ask you and I know I need to change.
"Greener With The Scenery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You ripped my heart out of my leg and put it back.
Original Lyrics:
You ripped my heart out of me then you put it back.
"I Caught Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stay and watch me fall
And of course, I'll ask for h***.
And of course, I'll ask for h***.
Original Lyrics:
You can stay and watch me fall
And of course, I'll ask for help.
And of course, I'll ask for help.
"I'm A Fake"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a f**, I'm a f**, I'm a f**.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a fake, I'm a fake, I'm a fake.
"I'm A Fake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom, it's not like anything
It's basically a f***ing night.
It's basically a f***ing night.
Original Lyrics:
Love is not like anything
Especially a f***ing knife.
Especially a f***ing knife.
"Liar, Liar (Burn in Hell)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the dog is
Only God can make him
Gripping tigers.
Only God can make him
Gripping tigers.
Original Lyrics:
Like the daughter,
Lonely god and maker,
Gripping tighter.
Lonely god and maker,
Gripping tighter.
"Maybe Memories" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a stalker now.
Original Lyrics:
I know I'm stronger now.
"Noise And Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get me off whatever you're on.
Original Lyrics:
Give me all, whatever you want.
"Noise And Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shower with me
'Cuz I need it right now
Let me see you in tights.
'Cuz I need it right now
Let me see you in tights.
Original Lyrics:
Share with me
'Cause I need it right now
Let me see your insides.
'Cause I need it right now
Let me see your insides.
"Noises & Kisses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the seat up, I'll make you be still
Until I wake up your GI Joe.
Until I wake up your GI Joe.
Original Lyrics:
Hard to see up, my neck feels stiff
Until I wake up the orange I choked.
Until I wake up the orange I choked.
"Noises & Kisses"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a G.I. Joe.
Original Lyrics:
The orange I choked.
"Pieces Mended" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marry me, skinny girl!
Original Lyrics:
Marry me, stay the same.
"Pieces Mended" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marry me, strange thing.
Original Lyrics:
Marry me, stay the same.
"Pieces Mended" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The pen is better in the mud.
Original Lyrics:
The pianist peddled into morning.
"Sound Effects And Overdramatics"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're changing places, and I switched my pace, I'm a breathing racist when you mention blue
Original Lyrics:
Now you're changing places, and I switched my pace, and my breathing races when you mention blue
"The Bird And The Worm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crawls like a bird from above.
Original Lyrics:
Crawls like a worm from a bird.
"The Bird and the Worm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crows like a worm from a bowl
Original Lyrics:
Crawls like a worm from a bird.
"The Taste Of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I blabber every moment out there.
Original Lyrics:
And I savor every moment of this.
"The Taste Of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll save her every moment I get.
Original Lyrics:
And I savor every moment of this.
"The Taste Of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll savor every Mormon out there.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll savor every moment of this.
"The Taste Of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll savor every woman out there
Original Lyrics:
And I savor every moment of this.
"The Taste Of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll take your hand and pick you up
And keep you there so you can shout.
And keep you there so you can shout.
Original Lyrics:
And I'll take your hand and pick you up
And keep you there so you can see.
And keep you there so you can see.
"The Taste Of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So here I am, it's in my head
And I favor every moment out there.
And I favor every moment out there.
Original Lyrics:
So here I am, it's in my hands
And I'll savor every moment of this.
And I'll savor every moment of this.
"The Taste Of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So here I am, it's in my head
And I'll savor every moment of it.
And I'll savor every moment of it.
Original Lyrics:
So here I am, it's in my hands
And I'll savor every moment of this.
And I'll savor every moment of this.
"The Taste Of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So here I am, poopin' in my pants
And I'll savor every moment of this.
And I'll savor every moment of this.
Original Lyrics:
So here I am, it's in my hands
And I'll savor every moment of this.
And I'll savor every moment of this.
"The Taste of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I blabber every moment out there.
Original Lyrics:
And I savor every moment of this.
"The Taste of Ink" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stay kids forever like (in) the last days
Original Lyrics:
Each day gets more and more like the last day.
"Wake The Dead"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, this is not natural
A bunch of ho's where the dead used to be, on the ground.
Forget supernatural
'Cause all those lesbian thieves are out walking the street
Yeah, with no heartbeat.
A bunch of ho's where the dead used to be, on the ground.
Forget supernatural
'Cause all those lesbian thieves are out walking the street
Yeah, with no heartbeat.
Original Lyrics:
Oh this is not natural
A bunch of holes where the dead used to be, on the ground
Forget supernatural
'Cause all those resting in peace, are out walking the street
Yeah, with no heartbeat.
A bunch of holes where the dead used to be, on the ground
Forget supernatural
'Cause all those resting in peace, are out walking the street
Yeah, with no heartbeat.
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