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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Twenty One Pilots that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 95 misheard song lyrics for Twenty One Pilots on amIright currently.

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"Chlorine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sipping on strained chlorine
Original Lyrics:
Sipping on straight chlorine
"Choker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't butter anyone
Original Lyrics:
I don't bother anyone
"Doubt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fall,
Get a bow-bow-bow-bow-bow, man.
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget about-bout-bout-bout-bout me.
"Doubt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget the doubt doubt doubt doubt doubt, man.
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget about-bout-bout-bout-bout me.
"Fairly Local"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm very loco! I've been around...
Original Lyrics:
I'm fairly local! I've been around...
"Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
And for some reason I smell ass on my hands
Original Lyrics:
And for some reason I smell gas on my hands
"Glowing Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two rooms of deeper s***
Original Lyrics:
Two rooms of depression
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
After all I've said please don't turn gay.
Original Lyrics:
After all I've said please don't forget.
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are Heathcliff
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are eatin' bacon slow
or
All my friends are heatin' bacon slow
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are eatin' steak and snow
or
All my friends are eatin' steak in snow
or
All my friends are eatin' snake and slow
And:
You don't know the hat of Ziccafoose
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens; take it slow.
And:
You don't know the half of the abuse.
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are eating steak in the snow
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are healing; take it slow
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are heating steak; it's slow
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens, take it slow
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are here to say hello
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are here to take it slow
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens. Take it slow
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are here to take it slow
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are here; let’s take it slow.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens; take it slow
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends are vegans, take it slow.
Original Lyrics:
All my friends are heathens, take it slow.
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch it!
Original Lyrics:
(Guitar riff)
"Heathens"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be loving on the murderer sitting next to you
Original Lyrics:
You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you
"Heavydirtysoul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you save my heavy duty soul?
Original Lyrics:
Can you save my heavydirtysoul?
"Heavydirtysoul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you save, can you save my heavy dinosaur?
Original Lyrics:
Can you save, can you save my heavy-dirty-soul?
"Heavydirtysoul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you save, can you save my,
Can you save my very ghetto soul.
Original Lyrics:
Can you save, can you save my,
Can you save my heavy dirty soul
"Heavydirtysoul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you shave, can you shave,
can you shave my hairy dinosaur?
For free, for free
Original Lyrics:
Can you save, can you save,
can you save my heavy dirty soul?
For me, for me
"Heavydirtysoul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you shave, can you shave,
Can you shave my hairy-sweaty-balls?
For me, for me
Original Lyrics:
Can you save, can you save,
Can you save my heavydirtysoul?
For me, for me
"Heavydirtysoul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gangsters don't cry
Leper, leper eyes.
Never misty eyed, leper eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Gangsters don't cry
Therefore Therefore I'm
Mr. Mysty-eye, therefore I'm.
"Holding On To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I tend my flame
Original Lyrics:
Entertain my faith
"Holding On To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I turn my face
Original Lyrics:
Entertain my faith
"Holding On To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annotate my face
Original Lyrics:
Entertain my faith
"Holding On To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted a lot
Original Lyrics:
A fought it a lot
"Holding On To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I farted a lot
Original Lyrics:
I fought it a lot
"Holding On To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a time I fell
Original Lyrics:
Entertain my faith
"Holding On To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imma tell my friend
Original Lyrics:
Entertain my faith
"Holding On To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of time my friend
Original Lyrics:
Entertain my faith
"Holding On to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annotate my face
Original Lyrics:
Entertain my faith
"Holding On to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any time I find her
Original Lyrics:
Entertain my faith
"Hometown"
Misheard Lyrics:
A shadow turns its face in agony
Original Lyrics:
My shadow tilts its head at me
"House of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will make you clean up everything you see
Original Lyrics:
I will make you queen of everything you see
"Lane Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say, "Sayin' you're a lame boy"
Original Lyrics:
They say "stay in your lane, boy"
"Pet Cheetah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Petri Dish, Petri Dish
Original Lyrics:
Pet Cheetah, Pet Cheetah
"Polarize"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me Bowl of Rice,
Help me bowl of rice,
Help me out
Original Lyrics:
Help me polarize,
help me polarize,
help me down
"Polarize"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me pull her eyes, help me pull her eyes, help me out
Original Lyrics:
Help me polarize, help me polarize, help me out
"Polarize"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanted to be a better adversary to the evil eye of Dun
Original Lyrics:
Wanted to be a better adversary to the evil I have done
"Polarize"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know where I'm coming from
Though I am running to you
All our feelings tonight, tonight, tonight, oh
Original Lyrics:
You know where I'm coming from
Though I am running to you
All our feelings deny, deny, denial, oh
"Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ballin', so I'm taking my time on my ride
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride
"Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm falling so I'm taking my time on my rye
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling
I'm taking my time on my ride
"Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm falling, so I'm taking the time of my life
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling, so I'm taking my time on my ride
"Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, I'm bawling
So I'm taking my time, I'm alright
Oh, I'm bawling
So I'm taking my time, I'm alright
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, I'm falling
So I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm falling
So I'm talking my time on my ride
I remember hearing this song for one of the first times and thinking how he was alright if he was bawling. Was he denying his distraughtness? Didn't turn out to be that, though.
"Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, I'm boring
So I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm boring
So I’m taking my time on my ride
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, I'm falling
So I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm falling
So I'm talking my time on my ride
"Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, I'm falling
So I'm taking my time on my right
Oh, I'm falling
So I'm talking my time on my right
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, I'm falling
So I'm taking my time on my ride
Oh, I'm falling
So I'm talking my time on my ride
"Ruby"
Misheard Lyrics:
URINATION!!!!!!!
Original Lyrics:
You’re an angel!
"Ruby"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re an Asian!
Original Lyrics:
You’re an angel!
"Screen"
Misheard Lyrics:
So excuse us while we sing to this guy
Original Lyrics:
So excuse us while we sing to the sky
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was told when I get older all my friends will shrink.
Original Lyrics:
I was told when I get older all my fears will shrink.
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was told when I get older all my friends would drink
Original Lyrics:
I was told when I get older all my fears would shrink
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we could turn back time, to the good book days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lightning hurts my face and I have to blink.
Original Lyrics:
My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lightning's blurry, thanks, and die, care what you think
Original Lyrics:
My name's Blurryface and I care what you think
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
My name's Burnley face and I care what you think.
Original Lyrics:
My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to play pretend, used to play pretend money.
We used to play pretend, wake up, we need the money.
Original Lyrics:
Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, bunny.
We used to play pretend, wake up, you need the money.
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Used to play pretend, used to play pretend money
We used to play pretend, wake up and make the money
Original Lyrics:
Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, bunny.
We used to play pretend, wake up, you need the money.
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're shrinking turn back time, to the good dope days,
when the mama said "I'm still sick but I was stressed out"
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days,
when our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
I know the grammar in the misheard one is weird but I'm from Sweden...
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
When our mama would say "nice to sleep" and now we're stretched out
Original Lyrics:
When our mama would sing us to sleep and now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the mama said go to sleep but now we're stressed out.
Original Lyrics:
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out.
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the mama sang us to sleep when I was stressed out
Original Lyrics:
When our mama sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the man must sing us to sleep but now we're stressed out
Original Lyrics:
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out.
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the man was sick, he's still sick
But now we're stressed out
Original Lyrics:
When the mama sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the momma said it's nice to sleep but now we're stressed out
Original Lyrics:
when the momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out.
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the mother said "I still sleep but now we're stressed out!"
Original Lyrics:
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out.
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the mother said: "I still sleep, but now we're stressed out!"
Original Lyrics:
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we’re stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could turn back time, to the good dope days,
when our momma says go to sleep now but we're stressed out
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days,
when our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time to the good old days
When the mama said "Must to sleep,
But now we're stressed out"
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time to the good old days
When our mama sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the doop dope days.
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the goo dold days, when the momma sang us to sleep but no we're stressed out
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days, when our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dog days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days, when our mom was saying "I still sleep when I was stressed out"
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days, when our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days,
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days,
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days,
when our mom would sing us to sleep but now we're stressed out
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days,
when our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days,
When the mama sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days,
When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time
To the good dog days
When the momma sang us to sleep
When I was stressed out
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time
To the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time
To the good old days
When the mama said "must to sleep, but now we're stressed out"
Original Lyrics:
Wish we could turn back time
To the good old days
When our mama sang us to sleep
But now we're stressed out
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
we could turn back time, to the good dope days
Original Lyrics:
we could turn back time, to the good old days
"Stressed Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
when the momma sang
Original Lyrics:
when our momma sang
"The Judge"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm best friends with my dog
Original Lyrics:
I'm best friends with my doubt
"The Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Switch it up on me, feel the fish and sea
Original Lyrics:
Switched it up on me, fuel efficiency
"The Run And Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paul, I'm not the one you know
Original Lyrics:
Pa, I'm not the one you know

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