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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Total Coelo that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 7 misheard song lyrics for Total Coelo on amIright currently.

"I Eat Cannibals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop biting on a chop-chop
Original Lyrics:
Can't stop dicing on a chop-chop
"I Eat Cannibals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat, eat, eat you
Incredibly delicious too
Original Lyrics:
Eat me, eat you
Incredibly delicious too
"I Eat Cannibals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I eat cannibals
It's incredible
Incredibly edible
To me
I eat cannonballs.
Original Lyrics:
I eat cannibals
It's incredible
You bring out the animal
In me
I eat cannibals.
Editor's note: The band was known in its native country as Toto Coelo, but in the U.S. they were called Total Coelo so that no one would confuse them with the American band Toto.
"I Eat Cannibals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like a spice,
Taste day and night;
Roasted, intimate,
Forget the diet hint.
Original Lyrics:
I like a spice,
Tasty and nice;
Roasted, vitamin,
Forget the dietin'.
They pronounce the first "i" in vitamin with a short sound.
"I Eat Cannibals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will take you home
Original Lyrics:
I got steak at home
"I Eat Cannibals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The weight of the animal in me
Original Lyrics:
You bring out the animal in me.
Editor's note: Even though this band is known as Toto Coelo in its native UK, we are filing all entries under Total Coelo so that they'll all be in one place.
"I Eat Cannibals" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You bring out the atom bomb in me
I eat cannonballs.
Original Lyrics:
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals.

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