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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Toadies that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 8 misheard song lyrics for The Toadies on amIright currently.

"I Come From The Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I c***ed on your daughter.
I crawled up on that whore.
I left my semen there.
I got what I came for.
Original Lyrics:
I come from the water.
I crawled upon the shore.
I left my brothers there.
I got what I came for.
"Possum Kingdom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will treat your will, my sweet Aunt Jill.
Original Lyrics:
I will treat you well, my sweet angel.
"Possum Kingdom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My Russian bride
Original Lyrics:
My blushing bride
"Possum Kingdom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My flesh and blood
Original Lyrics:
My blushing bride
"Possum Kingdom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My flesh and blood
Original Lyrics:
My blushing bride
"Possum Kingdom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My sweet ant hill
Original Lyrics:
My sweet angel
"Tyler" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I rummaged through the refrigerator
Burn myself on fear
I can't believe I'm really here
And she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch and her angel breath.
Original Lyrics:
I rummaged through the refrigerator
Find myself a beer
I can't believe I'm really here
And she's lying in that bed
I can almost feel her touch and her anxious breath.
"Tyler" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She pulls the covers tighter
My persecution's over
I will be with her tonight.
Original Lyrics:
She pulls the covers tighter
I press against the door
I will be with her tonight!
The song is about a series of rapes that happend in the town in Texas which I live.

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