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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Thursday that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Thursday on amIright currently.

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"A Hole In The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't stay with a Jew.
Original Lyrics:
I can't see without you.
"A Hole In The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Patrick Swayze's in the corner of the bread
Original Lyrics:
Like dodging faces in the corner of the print
"Autumn Leaves Revisited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you play the part straight like a marshmallow?
Original Lyrics:
Did you play the part straight, like a marcher?
"Cross Out The Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick it to French.
Original Lyrics:
Stitch us to the branch.
"Dying In New Brunswick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There aren't enough croissants in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
There aren't enough love songs in the sky.
"For the Workforce, Drowning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just keep making coffees
Original Lyrics:
Just keep making copies
"How Long Is The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick it to French.
Original Lyrics:
Stitch us to the branch.
"Signals Over The Air" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They stole the love from the lust
And put the sex on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
They stole the love from our lives
To put the sex on the radio.
"Signals Over the Air" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Masked arrogance washed away
Original Lyrics:
Mascara gets washed away

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