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There are 87 misheard song lyrics for 311 on amIright currently.
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"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause that's your bandstand
Original Lyrics:
'cause that's your best bet
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
3 will always be prime.
Original Lyrics:
The dream will always be mine.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And fuck the babysitters
Original Lyrics:
And fuck the naysayers
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B.B. Cummings,
That is the girl that I killed and I'm studying
That is the girl that I killed and I'm studying
Original Lyrics:
You keep me coming
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you know this will pass
Soldiers, get off of your a**.
Soldiers, get off of your a**.
Original Lyrics:
But you know this will pass
So just get off of your a**.
So just get off of your a**.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dee Dee Cumming
That is the gal that I killed in SUNY.
That is the gal that I killed in SUNY.
Original Lyrics:
You keep me coming
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
E.E. Cummings, sounds like a guy that I killed in Summings.
Original Lyrics:
Keep 'em coming, that is the gal that'll kill 'dem stunning.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
EE Cummings
That is the poet that just keeps coming.
That is the poet that just keeps coming.
Original Lyrics:
You keep me coming
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
EE Cummings
The kind of girl that will kill them stockings.
The kind of girl that will kill them stockings.
Original Lyrics:
Keep me coming
The kind of gal that will kill them stunning.
The kind of gal that will kill them stunning.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phoebe Cummings
That is the gal that killed him coming.
That is the gal that killed him coming.
Original Lyrics:
Keep 'em coming
That is the gal that'll kill 'dem stunning.
That is the gal that'll kill 'dem stunning.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldiers get up off your a**.
Original Lyrics:
So just get off of your a**.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You Beep, Beep, Bunny
That is the cow that killed his honey
That is the cow that killed his honey
Original Lyrics:
You keep me coming,
That is a gal that'll kill dem stunning
That is a gal that'll kill dem stunning
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You keep me coming
That is the guy that called him Skunny.
That is the guy that called him Skunny.
Original Lyrics:
You keep me coming
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me nervous, Roll Tide.
Original Lyrics:
You make me nervous, throat dry.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me nervous, don't drive.
Original Lyrics:
You make me nervous, throat dry.
"All Mixed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
e. e. cumming
That is a gal that'll kill him stunning.
That is a gal that'll kill him stunning.
Original Lyrics:
You keep me coming
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
That is a gal that'll kill them stunning.
"Amber" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rainstorm, take me away from the North
Original Lyrics:
Brainstorm, take me away from the norm
"Amber" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, Jay And Silent Bob displayed naturally.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally.
"Amber" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, amber is the color of your energy
Whoa, Jay and Silent Bob display it naturally.
Whoa, Jay and Silent Bob display it naturally.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, amber is the color of your energy
Whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally.
Whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally.
"Amber" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, amber is the color of your inner dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, amber is the color of your energy.
"Amber" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, chainsaws massacre naturally!
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally.
"Amber" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow is the color of your energy.
Original Lyrics:
Amber is the color of your energy.
"Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
To burn, to burn, to burn inside 22
Original Lyrics:
Deeper, deeper, deeper as I journey to
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comma Reginald
You've got to come-a Reginald
You've got to come-a Reginald
Original Lyrics:
Come original
You've got to come original
You've got to come original
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Comma reach around
you've got to calm a reach around
you've got to calm a reach around
Original Lyrics:
Come original,
you've got to come original
you've got to come original
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drummer in the Nile,
Drummer in the Nile
Drummer in the Nile
Original Lyrics:
Come original,
you've got to come original
you've got to come original
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your drummer in denial your drummer in denial
Original Lyrics:
Come original.
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gummer in denial, you've got a gummer in denial
Original Lyrics:
Come original, you've got to come original
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gunner in denial
You've got your gunner in denial.
You've got your gunner in denial.
Original Lyrics:
Come original
You got to come original.
You got to come original.
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of a gun and son of a bitch
Original Lyrics:
Some of them whine and some of them bitch
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Unoriginal
We're so unoriginal.
We're so unoriginal.
Original Lyrics:
Come original
You've got to come original.
You've got to come original.
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your gum original
You got your gum original.
You got your gum original.
Original Lyrics:
You got to come original
You got to come original.
You got to come original.
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your drummer in denial
Original Lyrics:
you've got to come origial
"Come Original" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your drummer's in denial
Original Lyrics:
You've gotta come original
"Creatures (For A While)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill is a biscuit.
Original Lyrics:
The years of mischief
"Creatures (For A While)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Followed by weeks of friends
Original Lyrics:
Followed by weeks of thrift
"Creatures (For A While)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna smoke papaya.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna stoke the fire.
"Creatures (For A While)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Bob and Tom.
Original Lyrics:
My name is volatile.
"Creatures (For A While)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Molotov.
Original Lyrics:
My name is volatile.
"Creatures (For a While)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Molotov.
Original Lyrics:
My name is volatile.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Be that as it may, it sums up.
Know that we have always been down, down
Know that we have always been down, down
Original Lyrics:
We've changed a lot and then some some.
Know that we have always been down, down
Know that we have always been down, down
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check the check 'cuz we is better than L.A.
Original Lyrics:
Check the technique, 311 in L.A.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink a lot a day, dumb, dumb
I know that we have always been down, down
And if we ever did it then you, you
Can just let me do it now.
I know that we have always been down, down
And if we ever did it then you, you
Can just let me do it now.
Original Lyrics:
We changed a lot and then some, some
You know that we have always been down, down
And if I ever didn't thank you, you
Then just let me do it now.
You know that we have always been down, down
And if I ever didn't thank you, you
Then just let me do it now.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink a lot of gin, yum yum
Original Lyrics:
Changed a lot and then some some
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever made out the dot com way?
or
Have you ever made out in a dark hall way?
or
Have you ever made out in a dark hall way?
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever made out in a dark hallways?
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
How the rebel made out of Dachau way.
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever made out in a dark hallways?
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f***ed a child with some wood on my toes.
Original Lyrics:
A funky child with some words on my tongue.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marijuana Man, zoom, zoom
Original Lyrics:
We've changed a lot and then some, some
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
My lower side was at eagle because
A funky child put some wood on my tongue
It felt like incest the brat but my mouth was loose
When I got up to spit, I dream of juice.
A funky child put some wood on my tongue
It felt like incest the brat but my mouth was loose
When I got up to spit, I dream of juice.
Original Lyrics:
Chill light on my sight as my ego becomes
A funky child with some words on my tongue
Be like intake of breath and my mouth gets loose
While I scatter my spit, I dream of juice.
A funky child with some words on my tongue
Be like intake of breath and my mouth gets loose
While I scatter my spit, I dream of juice.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takes a lot of dancin'
Original Lyrics:
Changed a lot and then some
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drank a lot of Gin some some
Know that we have always sh** brown, brown.
Know that we have always sh** brown, brown.
Original Lyrics:
We've changed a lot and then some some
Know that we have always been down, down.
Know that we have always been down, down.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
You go throw the gloves away.
We'll get with it and you'll wanna say.
We'll get with it and you'll wanna say.
Original Lyrics:
You know we glow because we throw sunrays
We be freaky and we wanna stay.
We be freaky and we wanna stay.
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
we drink alotta beer at the "tom thumb"
you know that we are gonna fall down down
you know that we are gonna fall down down
Original Lyrics:
we've changed a lot and then some some
you know that we have always been down down
you know that we have always been down down
"Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
while I get up to piss, I dream of you
Original Lyrics:
while I scatter my spit, I dream of juice
"Flowing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz unconciousness is your perfect H***.
Original Lyrics:
Cursed consciousness is you private H***.
"I'll Be Here Awhile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll beat you up
Ain't going nowhere.
Ain't going nowhere.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be here awhile
Ain't going nowhere.
Ain't going nowhere.
"Lemming"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit your ass down
Original Lyrics:
You crash down
"Loco"
Misheard Lyrics:
The steak and shrimp's fantastic
The chicken's drastic.
The chicken's drastic.
Original Lyrics:
We trip the 'shrooms fantastic
And s*** gets drastic.
And s*** gets drastic.
"Loco"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trip the 'shrooms, fantastic!
Chicken spastic!
Chicken spastic!
Original Lyrics:
We trip the 'shrooms fantastic
And s*** gets drastic.
And s*** gets drastic.
"Random" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sell your pussy to blocks into the galaxy
Original Lyrics:
Sound boy proceed to blast into the galaxy
"Silver" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You deuce you'll find your friends with Scott Bacula
And when we get you out you just broke your love
Now lemme tell you sonny, your funky piece of it
And when we get you out you just broke your love
Now lemme tell you sonny, your funky piece of it
Original Lyrics:
You juice your f*cking friends like dracula
But when we kick you out you're just brokula
Now let me tell you something you f*ckin' piece of sh*t
But when we kick you out you're just brokula
Now let me tell you something you f*ckin' piece of sh*t
"Transistor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want more Petes for your butt
There's no luck.
or
If you want more beams for your butt
There's no luck.
There's no luck.
or
If you want more beams for your butt
There's no luck.
Original Lyrics:
If you want more beats for you buck
There's no luck.
There's no luck.
"Transistor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want more beans for your butt
There's no luck.
There's no luck.
Original Lyrics:
If you want more beats for your buck
There's no luck.
There's no luck.
"Transistor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want more peace for your butt
there's no love.
there's no love.
Original Lyrics:
If you want more beats for you buck
there's no luck.
there's no luck.
"Transistor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want more peace for your butt
There's no luck.
There's no luck.
Original Lyrics:
If you want more beats for you buck
There's no luck.
There's no luck.
"Transistor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Redneck game sound system 311
Original Lyrics:
Renegade sound system 311
"Transistor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Redneck game sound system freaky lemon
Original Lyrics:
Renegade sound system 311
"Transistor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Renegade sounds, it the 311.
Original Lyrics:
Renegade sound system 311.
"Transistor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Renegade's house is a freaky lemon
Original Lyrics:
Renegade soundsystem 311
"Transistor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Renegades answer to 311.
Original Lyrics:
Renegade sound system 311.
"Trouble"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my mind said to Murray
Original Lyrics:
Had my mind set on glory
"Uncalm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the step books of Zion I walk this way because I wash with Herbal Essance
Original Lyrics:
On the scales of desire your absence weighs more than someone else's presence
"Week of Saturdays"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on fire
Much like a loaded tire
Much like a loaded tire
Original Lyrics:
I'm on fire
Much like a low desire
Much like a low desire
"Welcome"
Misheard Lyrics:
I contaminate the beats,
the beats, and the sun shine
the beats, and the sun shine
Original Lyrics:
I swipe the sweets,
strip the beats in the sunshine
strip the beats in the sunshine
"You Get Worked" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't watch your back,
people are scamming on you
people are scamming on you
Original Lyrics:
If you don't watch your back,
people are scheming on you
people are scheming on you
"You Wouldn't Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's got hard plate up your nose.
Original Lyrics:
And he's got a heart made of pure gold.
"You Wouldn't Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's got onions and pickles.
Original Lyrics:
And he's got a heart made of pure gold.
"You Wouldn't Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a fart made of pure gold.
Original Lyrics:
He's got a heart made of pure gold.
"You Wouldn't Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got to head for the hills
Original Lyrics:
He's got a head full of ideas
"You Wouldn't Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I get there
in a car
let me tell ya
that you wouldn't believe
the mad dad is crazy
he's gotta mad trick up his sleeve
and I'm on the get go
the jester said
that you never will find
in a car
let me tell ya
that you wouldn't believe
the mad dad is crazy
he's gotta mad trick up his sleeve
and I'm on the get go
the jester said
that you never will find
Original Lyrics:
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee! Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree! You probably wanna grow up to be just like me
"You Wouldn't Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You might think he's a jester
Because he'll make you laugh and you cry
Because he'll make you laugh and you cry
Original Lyrics:
You might think he's a jester
Because he'll make you laugh 'til you cry
Because he'll make you laugh 'til you cry
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