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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for They Might Be Giants that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 175 misheard song lyrics for They Might Be Giants on amIright currently.

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"Alarm Clock Catastrophe"
Misheard Lyrics:
No tingling, no tingling
Original Lyrics:
No ding-a-ling, no ding-a-ling
"Ana Ng" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anner-Anner and I are getting old
Original Lyrics:
Ana Ng and I are getting old
"Ana Ng" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want the world,
I just want to wear a hat
Original Lyrics:
I don't want the world,
I just want your half
"Ana Ng" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want the world, I just want your ass
Original Lyrics:
I don't want the world, I just want your half
"Ana Ng" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want the world, I just want your hat
Original Lyrics:
I don't want the world, I just want your half
"Ana Ng" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want the world
I just want you here.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want the world
I just want your half.
"Ana Ng" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want the world
I just want to wear hats
Original Lyrics:
I don't want the world
I just want your half
"Ana Ng" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want the world
I just want what I have.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want the world
I just want your half.
"Ana Ng" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never end in an argument
Original Lyrics:
Ana Ng and I are getting old
"Au Contraire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Frank and Eleanor Roosevelt
Original Lyrics:
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"Become A Robot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's hoping you don't harbor a donut.
Original Lyrics:
Here's hoping you don't harbor a deathwish.
"Become A Robot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's hoping you don't harbor a penguin
Original Lyrics:
Here's hoping you don't harbor a deathwish
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue canary in the alley by the light switch.
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue canary in the attic by the light switch.
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue canary in the other by the lightswitch
Who watches over you!
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
Not supposed to find upon on it.
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnett.
Make a little Birdhouse in your soul
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch.
Who watches over you!
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
Not to put too fine a point on it,
say I'm the only bee in your bonnett.
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue canary in the oven by the light switch.
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue canary in the oven with a lightswitch
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill the buster vigilantly.
Original Lyrics:
Filibuster vigilantly
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good canary up the attic by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put a finer point on it
Say I'll only be in your bunny
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Guardian Angel zits, always near!
Original Lyrics:
Like Guardian Angels, it's always near.
I've heard this song dozens of times and never once questioned that the lyrics said zits. I just happened to see it differently in a music video and was shocked so I looked it up only to learn I had it wrong all my life.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Guardian Angels' zits their always clear.
Original Lyrics:
Like Guardian Angels, it's always near.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like argent angels it's
Always near.
Original Lyrics:
Like guardian angels it's
Always near.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little hairy allies by the light switch
Who watches over you!
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you!
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look in there in the oven by the light switch.
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Luke and Ally in the ally by the light switch
Who watches Oprah? You!
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you!
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Luke, an Aryan, an alley by the light switch.
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My story's infinite, my life's a symphony.
Original Lyrics:
My story's infite, like the Longines Syphonette.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My story's infinite.
Like the laundry, it's infinite.
It doesn't rinse
Original Lyrics:
My story's infinite
like the longines symphonette
it doesn't rest
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My story's infintite
Like enlarging synphony
It does impress.
Original Lyrics:
My story's infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette
It doesn't rest.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not supposed to find a pine on it.
Original Lyrics:
Not to put too fine a point on it.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to put a pineapple on it.
Original Lyrics:
Not to put too fine a point on it.
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to put too fine a pine on it
Original Lyrics:
Not to put too fine a point on it
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not to put too fine a pun on it
Original Lyrics:
Not to put too fine a point on it
"Birdhouse In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can marry in the outlet of a lightswitch.
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch.
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue canary in the yellow by the light switch
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch.
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buccanerie in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a pine on it
Say I could only be in your body
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the London Symphony, it doesn't rest
Looking into the attic by the light switch
Who watches over you
Original Lyrics:
Like the Longines Symphonette, it doesn't rest
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look, I'm hairy in the armpit by the lightswitch.
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the lightswitch.
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Luke
But everyone spells it L-I-T-E
My story's infinite
Like the laundry, it's infinite
It doesn't rest
Original Lyrics:
My name is blue canary
One note spelled l-i-t-e
My story's infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette
It doesn't rest
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Naked little birdhouse in your soul
Original Lyrics:
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Which stood Milwaukee shores
Original Lyrics:
Which stood on rocky shores
"Boss of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, no, baby
Original Lyrics:
Yes, no, maybe
Theme song from Malcolm in the Middle.
"Clap Your Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stamp your hands!
Original Lyrics:
Clap your hands!
"Climbing The Walls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I misunderstood
F***ed the wall, was just good
For staring blankly at...
Original Lyrics:
Now I misunderstood
Thought the wall just good
For staring blankly at...
"Cloisonné"
Misheard Lyrics:
Minecraft is exploding
Original Lyrics:
My craft is exploding
"Cowtown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jealous for home, but our only home is blown!
I see what they say, going out which the song
is see the bone, the bone,
our only home's a beachball.
Our only home's a beachball.
Original Lyrics:
We yearn to swim for home, but our only home is bone
How sleepless is the egg knowing that which throws the stone
Foresees the bone, the bone
Our only home is bone
Our only home is bone
"Cowtown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Earth is our home
But our only home is bone.
Original Lyrics:
We yearn to swim for home
But our only home is bone.
"Cowtown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The yellow Roosevelt I've a new leaf overturned.
Original Lyrics:
The yellow Roosevelt Avenue leaf overturned.
"Cowtown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The yellow rose of Elvis have a new leaf overturned.
Original Lyrics:
The yellow Roosevelt Avenue leaf overturned.
"Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on my sack.
Original Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself.
"Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on my side.
Original Lyrics:
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself.
"Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did a large procession wave their tortures
As my head fell in the basket?
Original Lyrics:
Did a large procession wave their torches
As my head fell in the basket?
"Dig My Grave" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I look in your eyes
I'm seasick in a way.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I look in your eyes
I see St. Peter wave.
"Dig My Grave" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I look in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
Every time I look in your eyes
I see St. Peter wave.
"Doctor Worm"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend Rabbi Bull.
Original Lyrics:
My friend Rabbi Vole.
"Doctor Worm"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend Rabbi Bull
Original Lyrics:
My friend Rabbi Vole
"Doctor Worm"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend Rabbibo
or
My friend Red Bible
or
My friend Rad Bible
Original Lyrics:
My friend Rabbi Vole
"Doctor Worm"
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend, rat eyeball
Original Lyrics:
My friend, Rabbi Vole
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And do I meet across the street teenage distortion
Original Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And do I need a friend, star future physical fitness.
Original Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?
I think I mixed this with a Garfunkel and Oates song, so that's a thing.
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And do I need a pass to redeem me at this juncture?
Original Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And do I need apologies
Teenage destruction
Original Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe
T, need this torture?
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And do I need the best to be teenage destruction?
Original Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the doughnuts stop.
Original Lyrics:
Don't, don't, don't let's start.
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is when I fart
Original Lyrics:
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a wig heart.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a weak heart.
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need destruction?
Original Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe, TNT: Destruction
Original Lyrics:
N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?
"Don't Let's Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, smell the caffeine
In your backyard.
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, smell the cat food
In your bank account.
"Don’t Let Start" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t, don’t, don’t restart
Original Lyrics:
Don’t, don’t, don’t let start
"Dr. Evil"
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be no retrieval
From the evil
The evil he will do.
Original Lyrics:
There'll be no retrieval
From the evil
The evil, evil doom.
"Dr. Worm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbi Ho will play the solo.
Original Lyrics:
Rabbi Vole will play the solo.
"Dr. Worm"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I give the signal
my friend Grab a book we'll play the solo
Original Lyrics:
When I give the signal,
my friend Rabbi Vole will pay the solo
"Experimental Film" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my experimental film
Which nobody knows about but Midge.
Original Lyrics:
And in my experimental film
Which nobody knows about but which...
"Experimental Film" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the part that makes you're face explode.
Original Lyrics:
It's the part that makes your face implode.
"Experimental Film" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the part that makes your faces blue
I don't know what makes your faces blue.
Original Lyrics:
It's the part that makes your face implode
I don't know what makes your face implode.
"Experimental Film" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the part that makes your feces blue
I don't know what makes your feces blue.
Original Lyrics:
It's the part that makes your face implode
I don't know what makes your face implode.
"Experimental Film" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the part that makes your feet turn blue
I don't know what makes you feet turn blue...
Original Lyrics:
It's the part that makes your face implode
I don't know what makes your face implode.
"Experimental Film" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Which, after figuring out, your face implodes
Original Lyrics:
Which I’m still figuring out
Your face implodes
"Feign Amnesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were standing outside the sidewalk
With that crazy goddamn thing behind us
Original Lyrics:
We were standing outside the sidewalk
With that crazy guy dancing behind us
"Fibber Island" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got Fiddler Island.
Original Lyrics:
Here on Fibber Island.
"Fingertips" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, and grab my c***.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, and wreck my car.
"Fingertips" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep my rats in jars of chloroform.
Original Lyrics:
I walk along darkened corridors.
"Fingertips" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I walk alone, dark and glorious.
Original Lyrics:
I walk along darkened corridors.
"Fingertips" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that standing? I don't know.
Original Lyrics:
Who's that standing out the window?
Fingertips isn't really a song, it's a suite of 21 refrains. It's very good.
"For Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will date the girl from Phoenix
Original Lyrics:
I will date the girl from Venus
"For Science"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will date the girl from Phoenix
Original Lyrics:
I will date the girl from Venus
"Four Of Two" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There were flying cars and giant metal beds.
Original Lyrics:
There were flying cars and giagantic metal bugs.
"Fritalian"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mouth can foam this words
Original Lyrics:
My mouth can't form these words
"Here in Higglytown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All Hop on Pop around
Original Lyrics:
All hop and pop around
Hop on Pop is a book by Dr. Seuss.
"Here in Higglytown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the fig leaf town heroes
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Higglytown Heroes
"Hot Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have fun, have fun, oh diggity dog
Original Lyrics:
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog
"I Am Not Your Broom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, John, I will not sleep for you
For I am not your broom.
Original Lyrics:
No, John, I will not sweep for you
For I am not your broom.
"I Can Hear You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step away from the car
This car is infected with vipers
Original Lyrics:
Step away from the car
This car is protected by Viper
"I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like being whiskey.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like being wispy.
"I Hope That I Get Old Before I Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like being whiskey
And once in a while, I feel like being rye.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like being wispy
And once in a while, I feel like being dry.
"I Palindrome I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her calipers toned, he looks about it.
or
Her calipers told, he looks about eight.
Original Lyrics:
Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age.
"I Palindrome I"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the man who can shock with the random zig-zag.
Original Lyrics:
See the medical chart with the random zig-zag.
"I Palindrome I"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've gotta be stoned and that's about it
Original Lyrics:
Egad, a base tone denotes a bad age
"I've Got A Match" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a match
You're embracing my collapse.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a match
Your embrace and my collapse.
"I've Got A Match" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a match
You've been racing microlights.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a match
Your embrace and my collapse.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's Thursday night on a moonlit night
Original Lyrics:
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's Turkish delight on movie night.
Original Lyrics:
Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Piss and moan
or
Piss-i-mo
or
Piss-i-mo
Original Lyrics:
Istanbul
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you've a chick in Constantinople.
Original Lyrics:
So if you've a date in Constantinople.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you've a tick in Constantinople.
Original Lyrics:
So if you've a date in Constantinople.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal the circus to life
Original Lyrics:
Now it's Turkish delight
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's nobody's business but the Church.
Original Lyrics:
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's nobody's business but the dirks.
Original Lyrics:
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's nobody's business but the jerks.
Original Lyrics:
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
"James K. Polk"
Misheard Lyrics:
James K. Polk, the boy who hauled the stump (or stone)
or
James K. Polk, the boy who caught the star
Original Lyrics:
James K. Polk, Napoleon of the stump
"James K. Polk"
Misheard Lyrics:
James K. Polk, the doyen of the stump
or
James K. Polk, the warrior of the stump
Original Lyrics:
James K. Polk, Napoleon of the stump
"James K. Polk"
Misheard Lyrics:
Napoleon of the South
Original Lyrics:
James K. Polk, Napoleon of the stump
"Mammal"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Vatican
Original Lyrics:
The bat, the cat
"Man, It's So Loud In Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's permanently disco.
Original Lyrics:
It's prominently disco.
"Man, It's So Loud In Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
They fixed up the corner store like it was a nightclub
It's more of an ugly disco.
Original Lyrics:
They fixed up the corner store like it was a night club
It's permanently disco.
"Man, It's So Loud In Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
When they stop the drum machines and I can think again
All I ever wanted was...
Original Lyrics:
When they stop the drum machines and I can think again
I'll remember what it was.
"Meet James Ensor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Belgium, Spain, a spainer
Original Lyrics:
Belgium's famous painter
"Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chorus line, it's all inside
Original Lyrics:
Come inside, it's all inside
"Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and sigh, it's all inside
Original Lyrics:
Come inside, it's fun inside
"Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goofy! Yuck, here.
Original Lyrics:
Goofy! Hyuck; here.
"Mr. Xcitement"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mike, Flansy and the soda can
Original Lyrics:
Like Flansy in a soda can
"Narrow Your Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I think of all your headlice
I narrow my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
But when I think of all your advice
I narrow my eyes.
"New York City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I want three Blizzards
Just to get us fat together.
Original Lyrics:
Now I walk through blizzards
Just to get us back together.
"Nightgown Of The Sullen Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Space wog, it's like a space wog.
Original Lyrics:
Space walk, it's like a space walk.
"Particle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barnicle man
Original Lyrics:
Particle man
"Particle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does he seem to live with mess?
Who came up with Cursin' Man?
The greatest man, Cursin' Man
Original Lyrics:
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degrated man, Person Man
"Particle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got a watch with a knitting hand
Plenty of hand and does he got hand.
Original Lyrics:
He's got a watch with a minute hand
Millenium hand and an eon hand.
"Particle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heart of a man, heart of a man
Triangle man hits heart of a man
Original Lyrics:
Particle man, particle man
Triangle man hates particle man
"Particle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he a duck
Original Lyrics:
Is he a dot
"Particle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uterus man, uterus man
Original Lyrics:
Universe man, Universe man
"Particle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When he's underwater does he get wet
Or does the water get dim and dead?
Original Lyrics:
When he's underwater does he get wet
Or does the water get him instead?
"Particle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who came up with Person Man?
The greatest man, Person Man.
Original Lyrics:
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded man, Person Man
"Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the na-na-nacho crisp
Do the na-na-nacho crisp.
Original Lyrics:
It was not not not so great
It was not not not so great.
"Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the Brownsfield factory closing up.
Original Lyrics:
With the burn-smell factory closing up.
"Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the Burnsville factory closing up
Original Lyrics:
With the burn-smell factory closing up
"Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the personal factory closing up
Original Lyrics:
With the burn-smell factory closing up
"Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the guy's a pig
We all know what he wants
Is to just screw somebody else
Original Lyrics:
And though the guy's a pig
We all know what he wants
Is just to please somebody else
"Road Movie To Berlin Lyrics" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So seek out this life suburban.
Original Lyrics:
So sneak out this glass of bourbon.
"Road Movie To Berlin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So sneak out this Glass Suburban and we'll go.
Original Lyrics:
So sneak out this glass of bourbon and we'll go.
"Road Movie To Berlin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us lemons.
Original Lyrics:
We were once so close to heaven
Peter came out and gave us medals.
"Santa's Beard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beer
Original Lyrics:
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
"Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sapphire bullets
Bullets up your ass
Original Lyrics:
Sapphire bullets
Bullets of pure love
"See the Constellation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With Gordon Liddy on his arm
Just a guy made of dots and lines
Original Lyrics:
No cigar, no lady on his arm
Just a guy made of dots and lines
"SenSurround"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was only a tiger
Original Lyrics:
When I was only a zygote
"She's An Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that I already like that hand
Other times I think that I am already there.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'd really like that
And other times I think I'm already there.
"She's An Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'd really like that hand
Other times I think I'm already there
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I think I'd really like that
And other times I think I'm already there
"She's An Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We both said 'I'd really love two
Chinese nervous cars'
Original Lyrics:
We both said, 'I really love you,'
The Shriners loaned us cars
"She's An Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're following an angel
Doesn't mean you have to throw your body off a building.
Original Lyrics:
When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
"She's An Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're following an angel
Doesn't mean you have to worry 'bout an opera villain.
Original Lyrics:
When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to throw your body off a building?
"She's an Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The secretary says, he's on another land, could you hold for a long, long time
Original Lyrics:
The secretary says, he's on another line, could you hold for a long, long time
"Snowball in Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have lunch or rhubarb,
I was a snowball in hell
Original Lyrics:
Avalanche or roadblock,
I was a snowball in hell
"Someone Keeps Moving My Chair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Horrible, Mrs. Horrible
Loves the ugliest man, Mr. Horrible.
Original Lyrics:
Is this Horrible? Is this Horrible?
It's the ugliness men, Mr. Horrible.
"Someone Keeps Moving My Chair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is horrible, this is horrible.
Original Lyrics:
Is this Horrible? Is this Horrible?
"Someone Keeps Moving My Chair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With this, I'll write on the back of your head.
Original Lyrics:
If it's all right, on the back of your head.
"Stomp Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stomp box, terraform my heart!
Original Lyrics:
Stomp box, tear it from my heart!
"Stone Could Coup d'Etat"
Misheard Lyrics:
It has that certain gymnast say "Quiet."
Original Lyrics:
It has that certain je ne sais quoi.
Apparently "je ne sais quoi" is a French phrase referring to a quality that is hard to describe.
"The Guitar (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Who's that playing?
Hey! The guitar?
Is it a chimp?
I don't know!
Original Lyrics:
Hey! Who's that playing?
Hey! The guitar?
Is it Jim?
I don't know!
"The Guitar"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the gym, I don't know
Original Lyrics:
Is it Jim? I don't know
"Twisting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue eyed girl pilot light
And made a wish
Original Lyrics:
Blew out your pilot light
And made a wish
"Twisting" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wants to see you workin'
Original Lyrics:
She wants to see you again
"Where Do They Make Balloons?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marmalade's from Scotland,
Drugs from Pakistan...
Original Lyrics:
Marmalade's from Scotland,
Rugs from Pakistan...
"Whistling in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whistling in the dog
Original Lyrics:
Whistling in the dark
"Why Must I Be Sad"
Misheard Lyrics:
The roses and de lions growing all around me
Original Lyrics:
The rows of dandelions growing all around me
"XTC vs. Adam Ant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ant Music, like a Felix
Flies back up the charts.
Original Lyrics:
Ant Music, like a phoenix
Flies back up the charts.
"XTC vs. Adam Ant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ant Music, like a penis
Flies back up the charts.
Original Lyrics:
Ant Music, like a phoenix
Flies back up the charts.
"XTC vs. Adam Ant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just when you think it's finished with XTC on top
Ant Music, like a penis, flies back up the charts.
Original Lyrics:
Just when you think it's finished with XTC on top
Ant Music, like a phoenix, flies back up the charts.
"XTC vs. Adam Ant"
Misheard Lyrics:
XTC versus Adam Ant
Cotton versus foam.
Original Lyrics:
XTC versus Adam Ant
Content versus form.
"XTC vs. Adam Ant"
Misheard Lyrics:
XTC, this is Adam Ant.
Original Lyrics:
XTC versus Adam Ant
"Your Own Worst Enemy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frontal lobotomy
Original Lyrics:
Full bottle in front of me
Reminds me of the "Existential Blues" by T-Bone from the Dr. Demento shows, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy"
"Your Racist Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
. . .you're Ace's friend.
Original Lyrics:
. . .your racist friend.
"Youth Culture Killed My Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old sandwiches killed my dog.
Original Lyrics:
I don't understand what you did to my dog.
"Youth Culture Killed My Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Orange sandwich bit my dog.
Original Lyrics:
I don't understand what you did to my dog.
"Youth Culture Killed My Dog" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The power of the Establishment killed my dog.
Original Lyrics:
I don't understand what you did to my dog.

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