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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Theory of a Deadman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 11 misheard song lyrics for Theory of a Deadman on amIright currently.

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"All Or Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking at all or nothing
Baby Chewing Eye
Original Lyrics:
Looking at all or nothing
Babe it's you and I
"Bad Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm gonna violate her tonight
Original Lyrics:
But I'm gonna find out later tonight
"Bad Girlfriend"
Misheard Lyrics:
She likes to pull my hair when I'm making cottage cheese
Original Lyrics:
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
"Better Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter 'cos I'm Sergei Federov.
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter 'cos I'll soon be better off.
"Hello Lonely" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's you that helps my dreams
And schemes to always come back.
or
It's you that holds my dreams
And schemes to always come back.
Original Lyrics:
It's you that holds my dreams
And seems to always come back.
"I Hate My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I hate my job, all married friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
Original Lyrics:
Well I hate my job, all my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
"Lowlife"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an 82-feet arrow with epoxy in the middle
Original Lyrics:
I've got an '82 Fiero with a car seat in the middle
"Make Up Your Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll wake up, we'll make out.
Original Lyrics:
We'll wake up, we'll make up.
"No Surprise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I should've avraised some kind of a lock
Who'd ever think I'd go and end up?
Like, who're the other guys that you're gunna f***?
Original Lyrics:
It should've raised some kind of alarm
Who'd ever think I'd go and end up
Like all the other guys that you're gunning for?
"No Surprise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It should've raised some kind of alarm
Who'd ever think I'd go and end up
Like all the other guys that you've gone and f***ed?
Original Lyrics:
It should've raised some kind of alarm
Who'd ever think I'd go and end up
Like all the other guys that you're gunning for?
"The Last Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights dance in your eyes
Like everyone wants it to be.
Original Lyrics:
The light that's in your eyes
Like everyone wants it to be.

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Selected Albums

Make Up Your Mind
Make Up Your Mind
Theory of a Deadman (Clean)
Theory of a Deadman (Clean)
Theory of a Deadman
Theory of a Deadman