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There are 71 misheard song lyrics for Theme Song on amIright currently.
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"Ai o Torimodose!!"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are shark!
Original Lyrics:
you wa shock!
First Fist of the North Star theme
"Big Blue Marble"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've heard the Big Blue Marble when you see it from out there
Original Lyrics:
The earth's a Big Blue Marble when you see it from out there
Big Blue Marble aired from 1974 to 1983.
"Car 54, Where Are You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at I.O.R.
Original Lyrics:
Khruschev's due at Idlewild.
"Cutie Honey Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey flesh
Original Lyrics:
Honey flash
"Cyberchase"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll stick together - aww yeah!
Original Lyrics:
We'll stick together all the time
"Cyberchase"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're beating Hacker and his gang
Original Lyrics:
We're beating Hacker at his game
"David the Gnome Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's true, and I will tell you so.
They are there to see, if you believe.
Toads & Lizards & Fairy Kings,
Birds that talk & fish that sing.
They are there to see, if you believe.
Toads & Lizards & Fairy Kings,
Birds that talk & fish that sing.
Original Lyrics:
It's true, and I will tell you so.
They are there to see, if you believe.
Trolls & Wizards & Fairy Kings,
Birds that talk & fish that sing.
They are there to see, if you believe.
Trolls & Wizards & Fairy Kings,
Birds that talk & fish that sing.
"Dora The Explorer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swiper no sniping! Swiper no sniping!
Dora the Explorer!
Dora the Explorer!
Original Lyrics:
Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!
Dora the Explorer!
Dora the Explorer!
"Fables of the Green Forest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pat the beaver's building a dam
Joe the otter tells him "SCRAM!"
Chatter the pomoland
Oh what a sight.
Joe the otter tells him "SCRAM!"
Chatter the pomoland
Oh what a sight.
Original Lyrics:
Pat the beaver's building a dam
Joe the otter tells him "SCRAM!"
Chatter's upon the lam
Oh what a sight!
Joe the otter tells him "SCRAM!"
Chatter's upon the lam
Oh what a sight!
"Greater Union Cinemas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want my boobies to bounce around.
Original Lyrics:
I want my movies in full surround.
"Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, go!
Original Lyrics:
Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi show!
"Huckleberry Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have your teeth regret.
Original Lyrics:
Turn on your T.V. set.
"Huckleberry Hound"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get yourself upset
Turn up your TV set.
Turn up your TV set.
Original Lyrics:
So get yourself all set
Turn on your TV set.
Turn on your TV set.
"Jem"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Misfits, our songs are bitter
Original Lyrics:
We are the Misfits, our songs are better
"JoJo's Circus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play away, we're going to JoJo's circus.
Original Lyrics:
Hooray, hooray, we're going to JoJo's circus.
"Little Audrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Audrey A
Original Lyrics:
Little Audrey says
"Little Audrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Audrey's Day is a funny thing they say...
Original Lyrics:
Little Audrey says,
'Save it for a rainy day.'
'Save it for a rainy day.'
"Little Audrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Audrey's dead
Save us from a rainy day
Save us from a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
Savin' on a rainy day
or
Little Audrey's deaf
Savin' on a rainy day
Savin' on a rainy day
Original Lyrics:
Little Audrey says,
'Save it for a rainy day.'
'Save it for a rainy day.'
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
But his bosses didn't like him,
so they shot him in his face
so they shot him in his face
Original Lyrics:
But his bosses didn't like him,
so they shot him into space
so they shot him into space
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duck and slide, and run and hide
Original Lyrics:
Get inside, better run and hide
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' it's funky, glunky song.
Original Lyrics:
Singin' it's funky, gunky song!
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"Nothing Can Stop The Smooze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unprobable, unstoppable smooze
Original Lyrics:
Our crop of unstoppable smooze
From the 'My Little Pony' movie.
"One Day At A Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the dip.
Original Lyrics:
This is it.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more 'hearsing' and rehearsing our parts.
Original Lyrics:
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' Theme Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Ma'chaah, cut the lights,
No Morrie Hussen discussing a part
No Morrie Hussen discussing a part
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights,
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts.
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts.
"Overture ('Bugs Bunny Show' theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, mature! Bourbon lights.
or
Overture, turn the lights.
or
Overture, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the cheers, put the lights
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and hearsing our parts
We know every part by heart
Hold the cheers, circle lights
This is it, we'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and hearsing our parts
We know every part by heart
Hold the cheers, circle lights
This is it, we'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it.
Original Lyrics:
overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing or nursing a part
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, we'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing or nursing a part
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, we'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Home adjourned, turn the lights.
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the show, cut the lights
or
Oh the show, cut the lights
or
Oh the show, cut the lights
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what fun, hearts alight
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Richard, turn the lights
Original Lyrics:
overture, curtain, lights
I'm in my 60s and always thought I heard Bugs sing 'Oh, Richard' until now.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over, Jurns, turn the lights
No more hursing or hursing a part
No more hursing or hursing a part
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, Turn The lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every Fart by heart
Overture, Turn The lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every Fart by heart
Overture, Turn The lights
This is it, to hear the lights
And, O what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Tonight what lights we'll hit
On with the show, Mr. Schimdt
Original Lyrics:
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
This is it, the night o' nights
No more rehearsing and nursing our parts
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtain, lights
This is it, to hit the heights
And, O what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
Tonight what heights we'll hit
On with the show, this is it
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, curb the lights
Original Lyrics:
overture, curtain, lights
"Curb" really does kind of makes sense. I'm 63 and this is the first time I've seen the real lyrics. Apparently, I'm the only one here who misheard them this way.
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overture, curd the lights
Original Lyrics:
overture, curtain, lights
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight what heights we'll hear
Original Lyrics:
Tonight what heights we'll hit
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
and old Maude Heights will hear
Original Lyrics:
and oh what heights we'll hit
"Overture (Bugs Bunny Show theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
overture, dim the lights,
Original Lyrics:
overture, curtain, lights
"Red Dwarf"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to lie, shipwrecked & coma toed
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish are nibbling up my toes
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish are nibbling up my toes
Original Lyrics:
I want to lie, shipwrecked & comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes
"Red Dwarf"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to lie, shipwrecked & comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish 'ho's, nibbling at my toes
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish 'ho's, nibbling at my toes
Original Lyrics:
I want to lie, shipwrecked & comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes
"Sailor Moon Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is one who swims in the deep end
Original Lyrics:
She is the one on whom we can depend
"Samurai Jack Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Proud to be black, rockin' the black, Samurai jack
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get back to the past, Samurai Jack
"Samurai Jack Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Samurai, samurai, Samurai Jack
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get back to the past, Samurai Jack
"Sharky & George"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharky and George
They'll solve any mystery.
They'll solve any mystery.
Original Lyrics:
Sharky and George
Clear up any mystery.
Clear up any mystery.
"Six Same Faces"
Misheard Lyrics:
don't be a racist
Original Lyrics:
don't be a nuisance
Ending theme to Mr. Osomatsu
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friend, keys are yours,
Action is his reward
Action is his reward
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame he ignores,
Action is his reward
Action is his reward
"Spiderman Cartoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome, friends. He's New York
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
Original Lyrics:
Wealth and fame he ignores
Action is his reward.
Action is his reward.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Let's not doubt
He's that aerial acrobat.
He's that aerial acrobat.
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood.
He's got radioactive blood.
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got HIV in his blood
He's got HIV in his blood
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood
He's got radioactive blood
"Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radio actin' bug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
He's got radio actin' bug
Can he swing? Trauma Fred
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen, Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and chorous is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porn-ish is he.
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
His nossy-bossy must be something you wish.
Original Lyrics:
His nautical nonsense be something you wish.
"Spongebob Squarepants"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's squirming and yellow and covered with fleas?
Original Lyrics:
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
"The Koala Brothers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ko-ko-koala Brothers
Original Lyrics:
Call the Koala Brothers
"The Roadrunner Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keeping the Coyote back in the strangest ways.
Original Lyrics:
Even the Coyote can't make him change his ways.
"The Roadrunner Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
Road Runner...a chiropractor too.
Original Lyrics:
Road Runner...the coyote's after you.
"The Tom and Jerry Show"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll begin with a grin when you purchase a sin
Original Lyrics:
You'll begin with a grin when you first tune us in
"Tom and Jerry Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and be where all the action is
Original Lyrics:
Gotta be where all the action is
"Too Many Cooks"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dash of blood to make it nice
Original Lyrics:
A dash of love to make it nice
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
All by day is working to see
Original Lyrics:
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bromiding is working a tee
Original Lyrics:
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing there's whipped cream for tea.
Providing there's whipped cream for tea.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Close friends get to quality, see?
Provided it's with the kitty.
Provided it's with the kitty.
Original Lyrics:
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Provided it's with dignity.
Provided it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Law abiding it's whitikatee.
Original Lyrics:
Providing it's with dignity.
"Top Cat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Law-abiding is witness is he.
Original Lyrics:
Providing it’s with dignity.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers, forms beneath the eyes.
Autobots think their phantoms too.
Destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
Transformers....robots in the skies
Transformers, forms beneath the eyes.
Autobots think their phantoms too.
Destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
Transformers....robots in the skies
Transformers, forms beneath the eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Transformers, more than meet the eyes.
Autobots wage their battles to
Destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
Transformers....robots in disguise.
Transformers, more than meet the eyes.
Autobots wage their battles to
Destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!
Transformers....robots in disguise.
Transformers, more than meet the eyes.
"Transformers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Transformers
Forms beneath the eyes.
Forms beneath the eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Transformers
Robots in disguise.
Robots in disguise.
"Zoom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn off the Timmy.
Original Lyrics:
Turn off the TV.
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