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"Back O' The Moon"
No swart looking geese in bondage
Dance with me in high metal trousers.
No smart looking geese in bonnets
Dance with pigs in high button trousers.
"Because The Night"
Because a fight belongs to lovers.
Because the night belongs to lovers.
"Because The Night"
Because the knife belongs to others,
Because the knife belongs to Gus
Because the night belongs to lovers,
Because the night belongs to us
"Because The Night"
Because tonight belongs to lovers
Because tonight belongs to lust.
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust.
"Because The Night"
Can of tuna, can of tuna, can of tunaaAaAaAaA
Can't hurt you now, can't hurt you now, can't hurt you nowowowowow
"Because The Night"
Can't touch me, nah.
Can't touch me now.
"Because The Night"
Can't touch you now
Can't hurt you now
"Because The Night"
Can't you see that I'm the Orkin Man?
Can't you see that I'm at your command?
"Because The Night"
Come on now and try to understand
the way I feel about the Orkin Man
Come on now and try to understand
the way I feel under your command
"Because The Night"
Come on now try and understand
The way I feel, I'm the Orkin man!
Come on now, try and understand
The way I feel under your command.
"Because The Night"
Come on now,
try and understand,
the way I feel about the Orkin Man
Come on now,
try and understand,
the way I feel under your command
"Because The Night"
Come on now, try and understand
The way I feel on the old come-on
Come on now, try and understand
The way I feel under your command
"Because The Night"
Come on now, try and understand,
the way I feel, my New Yorker man
Come on now, try and understand,
the way I feel under your command
"Because The Night"
De la chida, de la chida
Cadda chino-o-o
Be-bop anay, banosi wa-ah
Be-bop anay, banosi wuh.
Can't hurt you now, can't hurt you now
Can't hurt you now
Because the night belongs to lovers
Beause the night belongs to us.
"Because The Night"
Leave off the night to these two lovers
Leave off the night to these two wives
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust
"Because The Night"
Love is an angel disguised as lust
in our face untill the morning comes
Love is an angel disguised as lust
here in our bed untill the morning comes
"Because The Night"
Love is an angel, disguised is love
Come and dance until the morning comes
Love is an angel disguised as lust
In our beds until the morning comes
"Because The Night"
Love is as real as a telephone.
Love is a ring on the telephone.
"Because The Night"
Love is as real as a telephone.
Love is a ring on the telephone.
"Because The Night"
Rebirth of life
belongs to lovers
Because the night
belongs to lovers
"Because The Night"
Take my hand as the sun ascends.
Take my hand, come under cover.
"Because The Night"
Take my hand as the sun don't set
Begin edging out
Take my hand as the sun descends
They can't hurt you now
"Because The Night"
The vicious sack of turnips
The vicious cycle turns
"Because The Night"
The way I feel and you're the man
take energy now
The way I feel under your command
they can't hurt you now
"Because The Night"
The way I feel on the old command
Take my hand as the sun does set
Take energy now
The way I feel under your command
Take my hand as the sun does set
They can't hurt you now
"Because The Night"
The way I feel, I'm the Orkin Man.
The way I feel under your command.
"Because The Night"
They cannot cheat now.
They can't hurt you now.
"Because The Night"
They guarantee now.
They can't hurt you now.
"Because The Night"
Think energy now, energy now, energy now...
They can't hurt you now, can't hurt you know, can't hurt you now...
"Because the Night"
Love isn't really a telephone.
Love is a ring on a telephone.
"Because the Night"
They can hurt you now
They can't hurt you now
"Candy Everybody Wants"
Doodly monkey wall
Give 'em what they want.
"Candy Everybody Wants"
Hey. hey, everybody wants
Hey, hey, give 'em what they want
"Candy Everybody Wants"
Hey. hey, you want the bar.
Hey, hey, give 'em what they want.
"Candy Everybody Wants"
Hoo-hoo, do you wanna play?
Who, who do you wanna blame?
"Candy Everybody Wants"
If blood and lust taste so sweet and wheat,
Give them what they want!
If blood and lust taste so sweet, then we,
Give them what they want!
"Candy Eveybody Wants"
We've lost that hay, Mister Candy!
If lust and hate is the candy
"Carnival"
We're wild for Mr. Coffee.
Where a wild-eyed, misfit prophet...
"Cotton Alley"
Not love
Not assult
But somewhere in between.
Not loud
Not soft
But somewhere in between.
"Eat For Two"
I eat the tuna,
walk the tuna,
breathe the tuna
I eat for two,
walk for two,
breathe for two now
"Gold Rush Brides"
The color on the walls is a white road-woman's bra, yes indeed.
Dakota on the wall is a white-robed woman, broad yet maidenly.
"Gold Rush Brides"
There comes a madness, child, from lonliness and pain.
Accounts of madness, childbirth, loneliness and grief.
"Hey Jack Kerouac"
Steaming Catholic blood
They all spoke to you.
Steamy cafe plots
They all spoke to you.
"Hey Jack Kerouac"
Steamy cafe plots
They all spoke to you.
steaming cafe flirts
they all spoke to you
"Hey Jack Kerouac"
Think energy now, energy now, energy now.
They can't hurt you now, can't hurt you know, can't hurt you now.
"Hey, Jack Kerouac"
What a tea stain
Shotgun the world.
What a tear stain
Shock of the world.
"Hey, Jack Kerouac"
What a triste
Shock of the world.
What a tear-stained
Shock of the world.
"If You Intend"
How can you be so Neo-Nazi?
How can you be so near and not see?
"Jezebel"
I feel like a faithful Israeli in your home
I feel like a theif who is raiding your home
"Jubilee"
I know in the night he mops the words off the creatures
Alone in the night he mocks the words of the preacher
"Like The Weather"
A quiver in my lip as it's on my crotch.
A quiver in my lip as if I might cry.
"Peace Train"
Ride on the Pee Stain
this is the pee stain
Ride on the peace train,
this is the peace train
"Please Forgive Us"
There'll be no more dried-up black things
There'll be more trials like these
"Trouble Me"
My back is dirty and strong.
My back is sturdy and strong.
"What's The Matter Here?"
If you don't take your chest X-Rays
I'll take these bells from around my waist
If you don't sit in your chair straight
I'll take this belt from around my waist
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