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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Taco that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Taco on amIright currently.

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"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, let's mix where Rockefellers
Walk with sticks or umbrellas
In their midst
Puttin' on the Ritz
Original Lyrics:
Come, let's mix where Rockefellers
Walk with sticks or umbrellas
In their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Different types to wear a date,
Coat pants with stripes, look underweight,
Coat perfect fits.
Original Lyrics:
Different types to wear a date,
Coat pants with stripes, and cutaway coat,
Perfect fits.
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Downtown
Blup town.
Original Lyrics:
Downtown
Uptown.
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ga-Ga dance
Original Lyrics:
Got-ta dance!
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God god damn! god---damn! (way out way out way out---)
Original Lyrics:
Got-ta dance! Got-ta dance---
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you seen the welted dude?
Original Lyrics:
Have you seen the well-to-do?
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High hats and aero colors
Original Lyrics:
High hats and narrow collars
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High hats and arrow collars
White spaz, and lots of dollars.
Original Lyrics:
High hats and narrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars.
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puddin' on the roots
Original Lyrics:
Puttin' on the ritz
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the difference.
Original Lyrics:
Super-duper
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' not to look like Gary Cooper
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' hard to look like Gary Cooper
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying hard to look like Barry Crouper
Original Lyrics:
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
"Puttin' On The Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up and down on caribou.
Original Lyrics:
Up and down Park Avenue.
"Puttin' On the Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Diamond wine, but not tonight
The time is right for us and I
Original Lyrics:
Dine and wine, but not 'til nine
The time is right for us tonight
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dressed like a chameleon valley trouper
Original Lyrics:
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dressed up like a million-dollar Troopa
Original Lyrics:
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High hops and arrow colors
White stalks and lots of dollars
Original Lyrics:
High hats and narrow collars
White spats and lots of dollars
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Perfect fits
Sittin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million dollar pooper
Trying not to look like Gary Cooper
Super duper
Original Lyrics:
Perfect fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million dollar trooper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper
Super duper
"Puttin' on the Ritz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Putin on the Ritz.
Original Lyrics:
Puttin' on the Ritz.
Putin relaxes in Hôtel Ritz Paris

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