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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> The Stylistics
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Stylistics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 35 misheard song lyrics for The Stylistics on amIright currently.
"Betcha By Golly Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever will my love for you
Original Lyrics:
And never will my love for you
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything you ask on dryer
Original Lyrics:
Anything you ask, I'll try
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitch, you're my polliwog
Original Lyrics:
Betcha by golly, wow
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch a flying polliwog
Original Lyrics:
Betcha by golly, wow
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's-a like Hollywood
Original Lyrics:
Betcha by golly, wow
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a little potty-wad
Original Lyrics:
Betcha by golly, wow
"Betcha By Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Write your name across the line
Original Lyrics:
Write your name across the sky
"Betcha by Golly, Wow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a genie in the sky
Original Lyrics:
You're a genie in disguise
"Break Up To Make Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I come home from workin'
You're on the phone
Talkin' about how bad I treat you
Now tell me I'm wrong.
You're on the phone
Talkin' about how bad I treat you
Now tell me I'm wrong.
Original Lyrics:
When I come home from workin'
You're on the phone
Talkin' 'bout how bad I treat ya
Well, maybe I'm wrong.
You're on the phone
Talkin' 'bout how bad I treat ya
Well, maybe I'm wrong.
"Break Up To Make Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say it's me, who love you's.
Original Lyrics:
You say it's me who argues.
"Break Up to Make Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I come home from workin'
You're on the phone
Talkin' 'bout a parent-teacher
Well maybe I'm wrong
You're on the phone
Talkin' 'bout a parent-teacher
Well maybe I'm wrong
Original Lyrics:
When I come home from workin'
You're on the phone
Talkin' 'bout how bad I treat ya
Well maybe I'm wrong
You're on the phone
Talkin' 'bout how bad I treat ya
Well maybe I'm wrong
"I Can't Give You Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't give you anything, Burt my love
Original Lyrics:
I can't give you anything but my love
"I Can't Give You Anything"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't give you anything
Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
Original Lyrics:
I can't give you anything
But my love but my love
But my love but my love
"I’m Stone in Love with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess it’s you
Original Lyrics:
I guess it’s true
"I’m Stone in Love with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would scare a wolf straight to death
Original Lyrics:
I would scare Wall Street to death
"I’m Stone in Love with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Over my sensation
Original Lyrics:
An overnight sensation
"Stone In Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would be so skeptical, I would scare the worst creeps to them
Original Lyrics:
I'd be so successful, I would scare wall street to death
"Stone in Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be so successful, I would scare a wolf straight to death.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be so successful I would scare Wall Street to death.
"Stone in Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be so successful
I would scare wolves straight to death.
I would scare wolves straight to death.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be so successful
I would scare Wall Street to death.
I would scare Wall Street to death.
"Stone in Love with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could I'd like to be, a great big movie star
Overnight sensation, wear your panties and your bra
Overnight sensation, wear your panties and your bra
Original Lyrics:
If I could I'd like to be, a great big movie star
Overnight sensation, drive a big expensive car
Overnight sensation, drive a big expensive car
"Stoned In Love With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Overnight sensation
Drive a big electric car.
Drive a big electric car.
Original Lyrics:
Overnight sensation
Drive a big expensive car.
Drive a big expensive car.
"You Are Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looked like you do
Original Lyrics:
She walked like you do
"You Are Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are on NBC, and NBC in you
Original Lyrics:
You are everything, and everything is you
"You Make Me Feel Brand New" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believing me perfect in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Believed in me through thick and thin.
"You Make Me Feel Brand New" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I sing this song for you
Original Lyrics:
I sing this song 'cause you...
"You Make Me Feel Brand New" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever I was PCQ
or
Whenever I was BCQ
or
Whenever I was DCQ
or
Whenever I was BCQ
or
Whenever I was DCQ
Original Lyrics:
Whenever I was insecure
"You Make Me Feel Brand New" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever I was in Syracuse
Original Lyrics:
Whenever I was insecure
"You Make Me Feel Brand New" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever I was this secure
Original Lyrics:
Whenever I was insecure
"You Make Me Feel Brand New" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel Grand Union
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel brand new
Grand Union was a supermarket chain in the Northeast US.
"You are Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And everything is used
Original Lyrics:
And everything is you
"You'll Never Get to Heaven (If You Break My Heart)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make us fart
Original Lyrics:
So be very careful not to make us part
Listen carefully and you will never be able to hear them sing the "right" lyric again. Definitely sounds like an "F" instead of a "P."
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