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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Joss Stone

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Joss Stone that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 22 misheard song lyrics for Joss Stone on amIright currently.

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"Don't Cha Wanna Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A carp is fine
Original Lyrics:
A car this fine
"Don't Cha Wanna Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A cod fish smile
Original Lyrics:
A car this fine
"Fell In Love With A Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Middle hole for the favor and the eyes are seeping.
Original Lyrics:
Mellow roll for the favor and the eyes are seeking.
"Fell In Love With A Boy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah says the sushi
Don't consider worth eating.
Original Lyrics:
Sarah says it's cool
She don't consider it cheating.
"Less Is More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven't you heard absinthe makes the heart grow fonder?
Original Lyrics:
Haven't you heard absence makes the heart grow fonder?
Absinthe is an incredibly strong liquor!
"Right To Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a light? Got a light?
Original Lyrics:
Got a right, got a right.
"Right To Be Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama's steaks will make me strong.
Original Lyrics:
My mistakes will make me strong.
"Super Duper Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the prisons with all my friends.
You stood there holding my hand.
Original Lyrics:
In the presence of all my friends.
You stood there holding my hand.
"Super Duper Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, are you picking on me?
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, are you digging on me?
"Tell Me 'bout It"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think about me and you being a gat?
Original Lyrics:
What you think about me and you being together?
"Understand" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope your mother says
Original Lyrics:
I hope you'll understand
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buggering a packet of cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Vodka and a packet of cigarettes
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** all and a packet of cigarettes.
Original Lyrics:
Vodka and a packet of cigarettes
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** all the packet of cigarettes.
Original Lyrics:
Vodka and a packet of cigarettes
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** her for a packet of cigarettes.
Original Lyrics:
Vodka and a packet of cigarettes.
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** on a packet of cigarettes.
Original Lyrics:
Vodka and a packet of cigarettes.
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fulgore and a packet of cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Vodka and a packet of cigarettes
Fulgore is a character from the video game Killer Instinct.
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Funkin' on a pack of cigarattes
Original Lyrics:
Vodka and a packet of cigarattes
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had me, you lost me
You wasted your coffee.
Original Lyrics:
You had me, you lost me
You're wasted, you cost me.
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had me, you lost me
You're wasting your coffee.
Original Lyrics:
You had me, you lost me
You're wasted, you cost me.
"You Had Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wasted your coffee.
Original Lyrics:
You wasted, you cost me.
"Young At Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want my shoes
You'd feel different me.
Original Lyrics:
If you were in my shoes
You'd feel differently.

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