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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Doug Stone that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 8 misheard song lyrics for Doug Stone on amIright currently.

"Addicted To A Dollar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me more penis Than I've got checks.
Original Lyrics:
Got me more payments Than I got checks.
"Addicted To A Dollar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me more pennies
Than I got chicks.
Original Lyrics:
Got me more payments
Than I got checks.
"Addicted to A Dollar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a big d**k to your daughter,
but I ain't got a dime
Original Lyrics:
I'm addicted to a dollar,
but I ain't got a dime
"Too Busy Being In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And put them all in an old book
How much of muck that I took
The words and years has a way of slipping by.
Oh no, too bad, there goes the chance that I had.
I could have written a play so sweet and so funky
Given old Mr. Shakespeare a run for his money
Written the words to the prettiest tune
That would never leave that triangular moon
My only excuse for I do amen
I was too busy being in love.
Original Lyrics:
And put them all in a book
How much time would that have took?
The words in use have a way of slipping back
Oh no, too bad, there goes the chance that I had
I could have written a play so sweet and so funny
Given old Mr. Shakespeare a run for his money
Written the words to the prettiest tune
That would never leave a dry eye in the room
My only excuse for not doing enough
Well, I was too busy being in love.
"Why Didn't I Think Of That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sends her roses and finally he poses
Original Lyrics:
He sends her roses and lines he composes
"Why Didn't I Think Of That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sends her roses and laughs and composes.
Original Lyrics:
He sends her roses and lines he composes.
"Why Didn't I Think Of That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sends her roses and lousy composes.
Original Lyrics:
He sends her roses and lines he composes.
"Why Didn't I Think of That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He tries to please her and calls her Little Weasel
Just to say, 'Hello'.
Original Lyrics:
He tries to please her and he calls for no reason
Just to say, 'Hello".

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