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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Rod Stewart that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 411 misheard song lyrics for Rod Stewart on amIright currently.

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"(I Know) I'm Losing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just not insane
Original Lyrics:
It's just not the same
"Ain't Love A Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cuz love is The Ritz
Original Lyrics:
'cuz love is a bitch
"Ain't Love a Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
By the hamburger
Original Lyrics:
By the underground
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, DJ!
Original Lyrics:
Baby Jane
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be that bald again, I know.
or
I won't be that Bud again, I know.
or
No-one gives that heart again, I know
or
No-one gives back love again, I know
Original Lyrics:
I won't be that dumb again, I know
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't be that ptarmigan I know
It's gonna last forever.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be that dumb again I know
It's gonna last forever.
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't beat that dog again I know
It's gonna last forever.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be that dumb again I know
It's gonna last forever.
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't eat that dung again.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be that dumb again.
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't need that gum again I know
It's gonna last forever.
Original Lyrics:
I won't be that dumb again I know
It's gonna last forever.
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're room invading high society
Original Lyrics:
Now you're moving in high society
"Baby Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I drive my car again
Original Lyrics:
When I give my heart again
"Broken Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairy goat movin across the water.
Hairy goat turning my whole world around
Original Lyrics:
There he goes movin across the water.
There he goes turning my whole world around
"Broken Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who else is gonna bring you a broken Aero?
Who else is gonna bring you a bottle of Sprite?
Original Lyrics:
Who else is going to bring you a broken arrow?
Who else is going to bring you a bottle of rain?
"Broken Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who else is gonna bring you a broken Errol?
Original Lyrics:
Who else is gonna bring you a broken arrow?
"Broken Arrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who else is gonna bring you, a broken owl
Original Lyrics:
Who else is gonna bring you a broken arrow
"Crazy About Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help, I'm lonely 'cause I'm crazy about her, crazy about her.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, I'm a loaded gun I'm crazy about her, crazy about her.
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you think I'm 16
or
And you think I'm sexting
Original Lyrics:
And you think I'm sexy
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't talk to strangers
Original Lyrics:
Two total strangers
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His heart beaten like a drunk
'cuz at last he's got his girl home
Realize, baby, life will come back home
Original Lyrics:
His heart beating like a drum
'cause at last he's got this girl home
Relax, baby, now we're all alone
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got this girl’s hole
Original Lyrics:
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got this girl home
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
His lips are wry, her butt's beating poundly
or
His lips are try, her heart's chest is pounding
or
His lips are try, her heart's chest is pounding
Original Lyrics:
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you really need me
Just reach out and crush me
Original Lyrics:
If you really need me
Just reach out and touch me
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want my money, and you think I'm sexy
Original Lyrics:
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're really leaving
Original Lyrics:
If you really need me
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeffrey, shout and touch me
Original Lyrics:
Just reach out and touch me
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just reach out and punch me
Original Lyrics:
Just reach out and touch me
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never mind, Sugar, we can catch the real late movie
Original Lyrics:
Never mind, Sugar, we can watch the early movie
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never, meshugah.
Original Lyrics:
Never mind, Sugar.
'Meshugah' is Yiddish for 'crazy'.
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never mind, Sugar,
we can watch the old late movie
or
Never, mine sugar,
we can watch the only movie
or
Never, mine sugar,
we can watch the only movie
Original Lyrics:
Never mind Sugar,
we can watch the early movie
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoebox
Original Lyrics:
Sugar
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoot up
Original Lyrics:
Sugar
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't
Original Lyrics:
Sugar
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you think I'm funny and you think I'm Samson.
Original Lyrics:
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy.
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know.
Yep Yep Yep Yep need me just reach out and touch me
Original Lyrics:
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on baby let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They got each other, we know one's complaining
Original Lyrics:
They got each other, neither one's complaining
"Days Of Rage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Days Of Rage, yes a callus
Original Lyrics:
Days Of Rage, years of promise
"Downtown Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have got a lot of knowledge
Original Lyrics:
I stand by the light of the four way
"Downtown Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a charter train
Original Lyrics:
On a downtown train
"Downtown Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a downbound train
Original Lyrics:
On a downtown train
"Downtown Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside another E.I.O.
Original Lyrics:
Outside another yellow moon.
"Downtown Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The downtown train's a fool
Original Lyrics:
The downtown trains are full
"Downtown Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The downtown trains are full--full of them gigglin' girls.
Original Lyrics:
The downtown trains are full--full of them Brooklyn girls.
"Downtown Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I see you tonight
Original Lyrics:
Will I see you tonight
"Downtown Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wave your hand and they scatter like birds
Original Lyrics:
You wave your hand and they scatter like crows
"Downtown Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wave your hand and they scatter like rain.
Original Lyrics:
You wave your hand and they scatter like crows.
"Every Beat Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I miss my family and my car and tree
Original Lyrics:
I miss my family and my country
"Every Picture Tells A Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever picked yourself a sorry donut?
Original Lyrics:
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
"Every Picture Tells A Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every picture tells a story, Tony
Original Lyrics:
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
"Every Picture Tells A Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pizza tastes like stolen donuts
Original Lyrics:
Every picture tells a story, don't it
"Every Picture Tells A Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every pizza tells a story donut.
Original Lyrics:
Every picture tells a story, don't it?
"Every Picture Tells a Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wouldn't quote you no Dickens. Share your tea.
Original Lyrics:
I wouldn't quote you no Dickens, Shelley or Keats.
"Every Picture Tells a Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my dear, I better get out of here
'Cause the mannequin don't give no traction
I wasn't ready for that, no no
Original Lyrics:
Oh my dear, I better get out of here
For the Vatican don't give no sanction
I wasn't ready for that, no no
"Every Picture Tells a Story" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They wouldn’t give you that tie to wear
Original Lyrics:
They wouldn’t give you that time away
"Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got sprains and a sore
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I got strength of the sword
"Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got strength of the zone
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I got strength of a sword
"Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I've got faith of the whore
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I've got faith of the heart
"Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know it's gonna bend or break me
Original Lyrics:
No one's gonna bend or break me
"Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got ertram, I've got faith enter the heart
Original Lyrics:
I've got faith, I've got faith, faith of the heart
"Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody is going to bend and rape me
Original Lyrics:
Nobody is going to bend or break me
"Faith of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well my time is finally here
Original Lyrics:
Well my time is finally near
"First Cut Is the Deepest"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cut is a defense
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
"Fooled Around And Fell In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, a lot of girls in love!!
Original Lyrics:
I fooled around and fell in love.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Already young
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in my car, you'll always say
Original Lyrics:
And in my heart, you'll always stay
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in your heart, you'll always say...
Original Lyrics:
And in my heart, you'll always stay...
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you finally fly away, I'll be hoping that I served you well.
For all the wisdom of a lifetime, no one can ever tell.
But whatever road you choose, I'm right behind you, with the news
Original Lyrics:
And when you finally fly away, I'll be hoping that I served you well.
For all the wisdom of a lifetime, no one can ever tell.
But whatever road you choose, I'm right behind you, win or lose
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Build a stairway to Heaven with a prince or a bag of bones.
Original Lyrics:
Build a stairway to Heaven with a prince or a vagabond.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Build a stairway to Heaven
With a price or a bag of gold.
Original Lyrics:
Build a stairway to Heaven
With a prince or a vagabond.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call the red alarm
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you stay away from Heaven
When your friends bring a bag of dope
Original Lyrics:
Build your Stairway to Heaven
With your prince and a vagabond
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you stay away from there
When your friend brings a bag or box
Original Lyrics:
Build a stairway to heaven
With a prince or a vagabond
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For, Amber Young
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ford and Bringham, ford and bringham
Original Lyrics:
Forever young, forever young
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever yawn
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever yuck
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Frog and her young
Original Lyrics:
Forever young
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm right behind you and the news
Original Lyrics:
I'm right behind you win or lose
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm right behind you with the blues
Original Lyrics:
I'm right behind you win or lose
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm right behind you, win the news.
Original Lyrics:
I'm right behind you, win or lose.
"Forever Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
May the good lord be with you down every road, Jerome
Original Lyrics:
May the Good Lord be with you down every road you roam
"Get Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some California traffic
Original Lyrics:
For some California grass
"Handbags And Gladrags" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They told me you've been screwed today.
Original Lyrics:
They told me you missed school today.
"Handbags And Gladrags" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
they sold me you missed cool today
Original Lyrics:
They told me you missed school today.
"Have I Told You Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have I told you lately that you're my hero?
Original Lyrics:
Have I told you lately that I love you?
"Have I Told You Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take away all my sinus.
Original Lyrics:
Take away all my sadness.
"Have I Told You Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We should get fax and pray.
Original Lyrics:
We should give thanks and pray.
"Have I Told You Lately?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You fill my heart with bacon.
Original Lyrics:
You fill my heart with gladness.
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peppa told you lately that I love you
Original Lyrics:
Have I told you lately that I love you?
As in Peppa Pig.
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You fill my heart with Bradlees
Original Lyrics:
You fill my heart with gladness
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You fill my heart with grandpa
Original Lyrics:
You feel my heart with gladness
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You fill my heart with trash cans
Original Lyrics:
You fill my heart with gladness
"Have I Told You Lately" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You filled my heart with Aladdin
Original Lyrics:
You filled my heart with gladness
"Having a Party" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Played by the BJ
Original Lyrics:
Played by the DJ
"Hot Legs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God osmosis weighs a ton!
Original Lyrics:
Got a most persuasive tongue.
"Hot Legs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot ladies
Original Lyrics:
Hot legs
"Hot Legs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot lips
Original Lyrics:
Hot legs
"Hot Legs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love your Hyundai
Original Lyrics:
I love you honey
"Hot Legs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine how my Diana felt
In your jet black suspender belt
Original Lyrics:
Imagine how my daddy felt
In your jet black suspender belt
"Hot Legs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine how my daddy felt
In your Jeff Beck suspender belt
Original Lyrics:
Imagine how my daddy felt
In your jet black suspender belt
Jeff Beck lending his name to a belt?!
"Hot Legs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makin' your mark
In my pants and shots.
Original Lyrics:
Makin' your mark
Keep my pencil sharp.
"Hot Legs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a fax machine.
Original Lyrics:
She is a sex machine.
"Hot Legs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smack Dab
wearin' me out
Smack Dab
make you scream and shout!
Original Lyrics:
Hot Legs
wearin' me out
Hot Legs
make you scream and shout!
"I Can't Deny It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just you in my car
Original Lyrics:
It's just you in my heart
"I Don't Want To Talk About It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The stars in the sky don't mean nothing to you,
Mirror, mirror.
Original Lyrics:
The stars in the sky don't mean nothing to you,
They're a mirror.
"I Was Only Joking"
Misheard Lyrics:
And blamed it on the wife.
Original Lyrics:
And blamed it on the wine.
"If Loving You Is Wrong (I Don't Want to Be Right)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If Mother Goose is wrong
Original Lyrics:
If loving you is wrong
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fat Jew Asian
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Congratulations!
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Copy tail like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Checking and hide the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty phase.
Original Lyrics:
Caught me down like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ejaculation
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gets so hard in the middle of the week
Original Lyrics:
It's so hard in the middle of the week
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
God be d**ned like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
Original Lyrics:
Caught me down like a killer shark
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Graduation
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heartbeats silly like a big, big strew
Losing all the lithium
Feels so hard in the middle of the wheat
Maybe this thing's just all I need.
Original Lyrics:
Heart beats silly like a big bass drum
Losing all equilibrium
It's so hard in the middle of the week
Maybe this woman's just all I need.
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Moly I can't see
Original Lyrics:
Early in the morning I can't sleep
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Influxuation
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
It hurts so good, I don't mind the stain
Original Lyrics:
It hurts so good, I don't understand
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's graduation.
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a little ol' river running right through my heart
Original Lyrics:
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a little old river running right through my heart
Original Lyrics:
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a mirror running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty page.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde, the way I behave
Feel like I'm running on an empty gauge.
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s like a mirror running right through my heart
Checking it out the way I behave
Feel like I’m running on an empty page
Original Lyrics:
It’s like a railroad running right through my heart
Jekyll and Hyde the way I behave
Feel like I’m running on an empty gauge
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mmm....flatuation
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Obama Nation
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Obamination
Original Lyrics:
Infatuation
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, county jail!
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, not again!
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spirits soar and I'm powder side.
Original Lyrics:
Spirits soar when I'm by her side.
"Infatuation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tropicana like a killer shark
Original Lyrics:
Caught me down like a killer shark
"Jealous Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a yellow sky.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a jealous guy.
"Leave Virginia Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's not like you, I mean she's not like you
Original Lyrics:
She's not like you and me, she's not like you
"Lost in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to make love to you like Victory Man.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going make love to you like 15 men.
"Lost in You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m in Boston
Original Lyrics:
I am lost in...
"Love Minus Zero/ No Limit"
Misheard Lyrics:
In diamonds and crustaceons
Original Lyrics:
In dime stores and bus stations
"Love Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't know why
but somehow I always seem to get tangled up in my flies
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't know why
but somehow I always seem to get tangled up in my pride
"Love Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't mean to be dad
Original Lyrics:
Didn't mean to be bad
"Love Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get tangled up with my bride
Original Lyrics:
Get tangled up in my pride
"Love Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I climb your b*lls
And find somewhere to hide
Original Lyrics:
Why can't I climb your walls
And find somewhere to hide
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did is wet my bed and then the morning kicking me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did is wreck my bed and then the morning kicking me in the head.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet my bed
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wet the bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed, and then Demona kicked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed, and in the morning kicked me in the head.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning cacked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And my mommy kicked me in the head.
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And then da Momma kicked me in the head
Original Lyrics:
All you did was wreck my bed
And in the morning kick me in the head.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But still my daddie's cool, I'll make a living out of playing cool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But that don't worry me narlin’ my eyes, you're everything
Original Lyrics:
But that don't worry me none, in my eyes, you're everything
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and Mother wouldn't love her
Original Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You threw me out.
Original Lyrics:
But you turned into a lover and mother, what a lover
You wore me out.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find myself a rotten old man.
Original Lyrics:
Find myself a rock 'n' roll band.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at Collier's jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at Oreo jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at Oreo jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes,
My love you didn't need two Cokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need a coach
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at audio jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I suppose I could correct my work
And get on back to school
Original Lyrics:
I suppose I could collect my books
And get on back to school
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll deal my daddy's cue and make a living out of cryin' fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll get on the wretched phone, one of these days
Original Lyrics:
I'll get on back home, one of these days
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's key and make a living as a crying fool
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a fookin' bee
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a fool can be
Editor's note: The song title is spelled "Maggie May" (not Mae) and Rod Stewart recorded it only as a solo artist.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a funkin' bee.
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a pork and bean
Original Lyrics:
I'm as blind as a boy can be
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still my daddy's kid
I'll make a living out of cryin' fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddy's cue
And make a living out of playin' pool.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've laughed at bawdier jokes
My love you didn't need to coax.
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
My love you didn't need to coax
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maggie, I wish I'd never be your fave
Original Lyrics:
Maggie, I wish I'd never see your face
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a living out of playing fool
Original Lyrics:
Make a living out of playing pool
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love you didn't need the cropes
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't did to coax
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to go
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to coax
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, you didn't need to croaks
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to coax
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, you didn't need two Cokes.
Original Lyrics:
My love you didn't need to coax.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddie's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cube
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living like a begging fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of cryin', fool.
Original Lyrics:
Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reunited
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit in my daddy's pew, and make a living out of praying fools.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue, and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and making a living out of dragon (or draggin') food.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still my daddy's cool makin' a livin' outta playing pool.
Original Lyrics:
I'll steal my daddy's cue
And make a living out of playin' pool.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing fool.
Original Lyrics:
Steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The morning sun when it's in your face really shows your ace,
but that don't worry me none, 'cause I show everything
Original Lyrics:
The morning sun, when it's in your face really shows your age,
but that don't worry me none, cause in my eyes you're everything.
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something and so do you
Original Lyrics:
Wake up Maggie
I think I've got something to say to you
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
I think I got something to Satan
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
I think I got something to say to you
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up, faggot
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without Maggie
Original Lyrics:
Wake up, Maggie
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You led me away from home, just to save you from being a crone
Original Lyrics:
You led me away from home, just to save you from being alone
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You made a first-class bull out of me
Original Lyrics:
You made a first-class fool out of me
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stole my harp and that's what I really heard
Original Lyrics:
You stole my heart and that's what really hurts
"Maggie May" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
all you did was wreck my bed, & then Ramona kicked me in the Head
Original Lyrics:
all you did was wreck my bed, & then the morning kicked me in the head.
"My Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Clean
Original Lyrics:
Miss you babe
"My Heart Can't Tell You No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know it's hard, girl?
I mean it's living here
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know it's torture?
I mean it's living hell
"My Heart Can't Tell You No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want you to come round here no more a-beggin' for mercy
Original Lyrics:
I don't want you to come round here no more I beg you for mercy
"My Heart Can't Tell You No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want you to come round here no more
I beg you for my license
Original Lyrics:
I don't want you to come round here no more
I beg you for mercy
"My Heart Can't Tell You No" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the one who loves Zimbabwe, someone else
Original Lyrics:
When the one you love's in love with someone else
"Oh No Not My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't believe a single word of you
Original Lyrics:
I didn't believe a single word was true
"Ooh La La"
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll track you
Original Lyrics:
They'll trap you
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alice in Bangkok
Original Lyrics:
Paris and Bangkok
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your money and someone needs a hold on too
Original Lyrics:
All you wanted was somebody to hold on to
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
At night in the city
You won't find it very pretty.
Original Lyrics:
At night in the city
You won't find any pity.
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even the President needs to flash it
Everybody I know needs to flash it.
Original Lyrics:
Even the President needs passion
Everybody I know needs some passion.
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody out there needs some passion
Original Lyrics:
Everybody I know needs some passion
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flashlight
Original Lyrics:
Passion
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York, Moscow
Downtown Tokyo
Original Lyrics:
New York, Moscow
Hong Kong, Tokyo
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once in love, you're never out of danger
One hot ride, spinach with a stranger
Original Lyrics:
Once in love, you're never out of danger
One hot night spent with a stranger
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pakistan, Bangkok ('fashion!')
or
Palestine, Bangkok ('passion!')
Original Lyrics:
Paris and Bangkok (Passion!)
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pakistan, Bangkok
Original Lyrics:
Paris and Bangkok
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Palestine, Bangkok
Original Lyrics:
Paris and Bangkok
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paris and Bangkok, passion
A lotta people pay tax, passion
Original Lyrics:
Paris and Bangkok, passion
A lotta people ain't got, passion
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running out of passion
Original Lyrics:
Running out of patience
"Passion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people try and kill for passion
Original Lyrics:
Some people die and kill for passion
"Pool Hall Richard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old Richard
Original Lyrics:
Poolhall Richard
"Pool Hall Richard"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor old witches
Original Lyrics:
Poolhall Richard
"Reason To Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, apeface, while I cried.
Original Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, straightfaced, while I cried.
"Reason To Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, rapeface, while I cried.
Original Lyrics:
Knowing that you lied, straightfaced, while I cried.
"Reason to Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never stink about myself
Original Lyrics:
Never think about myself
"Reason to Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still I look to find a reason for bullying
Original Lyrics:
Still I look to find a reason to believe
"Reason to Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still I look to find a reason, the police
Original Lyrics:
Still I look to find a reason to believe
"Reason to Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still I look to find my reason of bullying
Original Lyrics:
Still I look to find a reason to believe
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I know my British home.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I know my place is home.
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I know my precious home.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I know my place is home.
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I know my fish is home
Original Lyrics:
Cause I know my place is home
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your finger keys.
Original Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans.
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your thimble jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans.
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch, of your feminine jeans.
Original Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans.
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running down the alley
I've got my eyes on he fingerpaint.
Original Lyrics:
Running down the alley
I've got my eyes all over you baby.
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar-water hangover, Ex-Lax slightly sweetened.
Original Lyrics:
Shifting like the handle of a slot machine.
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The touch of your thing, ummy jigs.
Original Lyrics:
The touch of your skin tight blue jeans.
"Rhythm Of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sand.
Original Lyrics:
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing.
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
40 grams of kerosene
or
40 graphs of kerosene
Original Lyrics:
Photographs, kerosene
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your tender lovely jeans
Original Lyrics:
I can still feel the touch of your thin blue jeans
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never will I row, 'cause I know my place is home
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing
Original Lyrics:
Never will I roam, 'cause I know my place is home
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing.
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, the rhythm of my heart is beating like a drum
With the words I love you rolling off my thumb
Oh, never will I roam, for I know my place is home
Where the ocean meets the sky I'll be standing
Photographs of kerosene
Original Lyrics:
Oh, the rhythm of my heart is beating like a drum
With the words I love you rolling off my tongue
Oh, never will I roam, for I know my place is home
Where the ocean meets the sky I'll be sailing
Photographs, kerosene
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shedding like the handle of a slight machine
Let me still exist in another place
I'm just yanking back the pillow, no expression on my face
Original Lyrics:
Shifting like the handle of a slot machine
Love may still exist in another place
I'm just yanking back the handle, no expression on my face
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the ocean meets the sky, I'll be 7
or
When the ocean meets the sky, I'll be a sandman
Original Lyrics:
Where the ocean meets the sky, I'll be sailing
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the ocean makes the sky
Original Lyrics:
Where the ocean meets the sky
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where they're down and only teardrops
Run the steel drums away
Original Lyrics:
Where they're downing only deer
A hundred steel towns away
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the ocean in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Where the ocean meets the sky
"Rhythm of My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the ocean in the sky
Original Lyrics:
Where the ocean meets the sky
Seriously, the ocean can't really be in the sky. Sea level is really where earth shall stand at.
"Rocks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your rock salt, get your rock sat, honey
Original Lyrics:
Get your rocks off, get your rocks off, honey
"Ruby Tuesday"
Misheard Lyrics:
While the song is right
Original Lyrics:
While the sun is bright
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Through the dark night, far away.
I am dying, forever cry young.
To be with you, who can say.
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Through the dark night, far away.
I am dying, forever crying.
To be with you, who can say.
"Sailing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stormy weather
Original Lyrics:
Stormy waters
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my friends have a ring on their finger, they saw one
Original Lyrics:
All of my friends have a ring on their finger, they have someone
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I call you up, 'Give me sex'
You have nothing to say.
Original Lyrics:
I called you collect, you didn't accept
You had nothing to say.
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I called up graffiti there's help on the way
Original Lyrics:
I called up and pleaded there's help on the way
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In respect you had nothing to say.
Original Lyrics:
You didn't accept
You had nothing to say.
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord Pepsi
Original Lyrics:
Lord let it be me.
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone will cry "it's that movie!"
Original Lyrics:
Someone who'll cry at sad movies
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The guy next to me got a gun in his arms
Original Lyrics:
The guy next to me got a girl in his arms
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's guilt on your face.
Original Lyrics:
There's help on the way.
"Some Guys Have All The Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a dream and as little as it seems I ain't that monkey
Original Lyrics:
You're just a dream and as real as it seems I ain't that lucky
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my friends have a ring on their finger, yeah so what
Original Lyrics:
All of my friends have a ring on their finger, they have someone
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I called you collect
Insect, you had nothing to say
Original Lyrics:
I called you collect,
You didn’t accept, you had nothing to say
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I called you collect
Insect, you had nothing to say
Original Lyrics:
I called you collect
You didn't accept, you had nothing to say
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I called you, Aunt Edith, now there's help on the way
Original Lyrics:
I called up and pleaded there's help on the way
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I would die if I ever found out she was doing me
Original Lyrics:
I know I would die if I ever found out she was fooling me
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, let him see me
Original Lyrics:
Lord, let it be me
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seems hot up there
Original Lyrics:
Seems so unfair
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some guys do a song by Coldplay
Original Lyrics:
Some guys do nothing but complain
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some guys have all the fun
or
Some guys have all the love
Original Lyrics:
Some guys have all the luck
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some guys have all the lunch
Original Lyrics:
Some guys have all the luck
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some guys love autumn leaves
Original Lyrics:
Some guys get all the breaks
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some hoodies
Original Lyrics:
Sad movies
"Some Guys Have All the Luck" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a dream and as real as it seems I ain't that funny
Original Lyrics:
You're just a dream and as real as it seems I ain't that lucky
"Sweet Surrender"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ruffle my eagle but not my bed
Original Lyrics:
You ruffle my ego but not my bed
"The Day Will Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will see the swollen eye tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
And we'll see them strollin' on tomorrow.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you want, I'll try another man.
Original Lyrics:
But if you want, I'll try to love again.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First cousin of Jesus
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
First cousin to Jesus
Original Lyrics:
First cut is the deepest
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first girl is the cheapest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first god is a demon.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first slut is the cheapest.
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest.
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's Charlie the Beaver
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
"The First Cut Is The Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Those curlers are cheapest
Original Lyrics:
First cut is the deepest
"The First Cut Is the Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I go
Original Lyrics:
But I know
"The First Cut Is the Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try for Mother's Day
Original Lyrics:
Try to love again
"The First Cut is the Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first cousin of Jesus,
baby I know,
the first cousin of Jesus
Original Lyrics:
the first cut is the deepest,
baby I know,
the first cut is the deepest
"The First Cut is the Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first podium's the best
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
"The First Cut is the Deepest" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The first turd is a defense
Original Lyrics:
The first cut is the deepest
"The Killing Of Georgie, Part I and II"
Misheard Lyrics:
A leper kid, a switchblade knife
Original Lyrics:
A leather kid, a switchblade knife
"The Killing Of Georgie, Part I and II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another kid, a switchblade knife
Original Lyrics:
A leather kid, a switchblade knife
"The Killing of Georgie, Part I and II"
Misheard Lyrics:
A story comes from Mike, a friend of mine
Original Lyrics:
A story comes to mind of a friend of mine
"The Killing of Georgie, Part I and II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Georgie went to New York town
When he quit, he settled down
And soon became the toast of the great white whale
Original Lyrics:
Georgie went to New York town
Where he quickly settled down
And soon became the toast of the great white way
"The Killing of Georgie, Part I and II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leavin' home on a gay old bus
Custard by the ones he loves
Original Lyrics:
Leavin' home on a Greyhound bus
Cast out by the ones he loves
"The Killing of Georgie"
Misheard Lyrics:
So called Liberty days
Original Lyrics:
So called liberated days
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
...up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley-alley-o.
Original Lyrics:
...up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley down below.
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boner up and listen to the Miracles echo through the alley down below
Original Lyrics:
Up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley down below
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Echo to the Adams Family Home
Original Lyrics:
Echo to the alley down below
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only if we listen to the miracles echo to the Allen down below.
Original Lyrics:
On the roof and listen to The Miracles echo to the alley down below.
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty woman son and you're almost out of records.
Original Lyrics:
Bring over some of your old Motown records.
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the sneakers in the window and they fall
Original Lyrics:
Put your speakers in the window and we'll go
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your fingers in the window and they're gold
Original Lyrics:
Put your speakers in the window and we'll go
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring home some of your old, Motown madness
Original Lyrics:
So bring over some of your old Motown records
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley-alley-o
Original Lyrics:
Up on the roof and listen to The Miracles echo through the alley down below
"The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll put the speakers in the middle of the hall
Original Lyrics:
We'll put the speakers in the window and we'll go
"These Foolish Things (Remind Me of You)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Decent foolish things remind me of you
Original Lyrics:
These foolish things remind me of you
"This Old Heart Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if I want you a hundred times, a hundred times I have you back.
Original Lyrics:
But if I want you a hundred times, a hundred times I think you're mine.
Featured Ron Isley of the Isley Brothers.
"This Old Heart Of Mine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This old heart of mine weeps for you
Original Lyrics:
This old heart of mine is weak for you
"Tom Traubert's Blues (Waltzing Matilda)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Norman speaks English
Original Lyrics:
No one speaks English
"Tonight I'm Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been born for a long, long time
Original Lyrics:
You've been bored for a long, long time
"Tonight I’m Yours" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna ever masturbate
Original Lyrics:
I don’t want an everlasting thing
"Tonight's The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't say a word, my version child.
Just let you and your fissions run wild.
Original Lyrics:
Don't say a word, my virgin child.
Just let your inhibitions run wild.
"Tonight's The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your legs and let me come inside.
Original Lyrics:
Spread your wings and let me come inside
"Tonight's The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your legs and let me come inside
or
Spread your legs and let the comet slide
or
Spread your legs and let the comet slide
Original Lyrics:
Spread your wings and let me come inside
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nobody gonna start a fire
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nobody gonna stop tonight
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't say a word, my dirty child
Original Lyrics:
Don't say a word, my virgin child
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax baby - enjoy that wine.
Original Lyrics:
Relax baby and draw that blind.
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To dance tonight
Original Lyrics:
Tonight's the night
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight's alive
Original Lyrics:
Tonight's the night
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight's denied
Original Lyrics:
Tonight's the night
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight's tonight
Original Lyrics:
Tonight's the night
"Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Upstairs before tonight's too old
Original Lyrics:
Upstairs before the night's too old
"Tonight’s the Night (Gonna Be Alright)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Disconnected the telephone man
Original Lyrics:
Disconnect the telephone line
"Twistin' the Night Away (remake of Sam Cooke)"
Misheard Lyrics:
...dancing with the chicken slacks
Original Lyrics:
...dancing with a chick in slacks
"Twistin' the Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone that can do your way
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere up in New York way
"Twistin' the Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twin Peaks tonight at 10:00
Original Lyrics:
Twistin' the night away
"Twistin' the Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twister's my favorite game
Original Lyrics:
Twistin' the Night Away
"Twisting The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing with the chicken's legs
Original Lyrics:
Dancing with the chick in slacks
"Twisting The Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
She dancing with the chicken slacks.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing with the chick in slacks
"Twisting the Night Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stairway from my window
Stairway from my back door too
Original Lyrics:
Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door too
"We're Havin' A Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancin' to the music under any O.
Original Lyrics:
Dancin' to the music, on the radio.
"What Am I Gonna Do (I'm So in Love with You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under a hot Jamaican song
Original Lyrics:
Under a hot Jamaican sun
"Why Does It Go On?"
Misheard Lyrics:
To burn your book and pass the point
And throw your mom away.
Original Lyrics:
They'll burn your book and pencil boy
And throw your mind away.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barium lady s***s her pants on time.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't a lady in the land so fine.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't object if you calculate
Original Lyrics:
I don't object if you call collect
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't object if you're called Collette
Original Lyrics:
I don't object if you call collect
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't object if you call me a lech.
Original Lyrics:
I don't object if you call collect.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone ya but the minute I saw ya
Original Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnesota.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnezona.
Original Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone you but from Minnesota.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm eatin' my Oreo
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm eatin' my heart out
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember them basement parties, your brother's carotid
Original Lyrics:
Remember them basement parties, your brother's karate
i.e., carotid artery
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Them homesick booze and radical fumes
Original Lyrics:
Them homesick blues and radical views
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't a lady and a man so fine, oh my.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't a lady in the land so fine, oh my.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't a lady and the lamp's on fire, oh my.
Original Lyrics:
There ain't a lady in the land so fine, oh my.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think of me and try not to laugh,
and I wear a dress
Original Lyrics:
Think of me and try not to laugh,
and I wear it well
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to get to Atlanta through
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to get a letter through
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
You knew I'd been a concierge.
Original Lyrics:
You knew it didn't cost the earth.
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
You willy nilly
Original Lyrics:
You wear it well
"You Wear It Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your brother’s colonics
Original Lyrics:
Your brother’s karate
"You Wear it Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been needing to phone you
Original Lyrics:
I've been meaning to phone you
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Davey, I've decided, you're the best team I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
But baby, I've decided, you're the best team I've ever seen.
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said hello, I noticed.
Original Lyrics:
I said hello unnoticed.
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my lover, you're my best friend, you imbecile
Original Lyrics:
You are my lover, you're my best friend, you're in my soul
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You beat my breast and I grow old.
or
You beat my breast and I groan.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath shall I grow old.
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my breast should I grow cold
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath shall I grow old
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my breshen, I'll grow old.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath shall I grow old.
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my precious Idaho
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath should I grow old
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my pressure I grow old
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath should I grow old
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're an essay in glamour
Please, pardon me 'grandma'.
Original Lyrics:
You're an essay in glamour
Please, pardon my grammar.
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're cuter than elephants.
Original Lyrics:
You're beauty and elegance
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in my heart, in my a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
You're in my heart, you're in my soul.
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in my prayers 'til I grow old.
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath should I grow old.
"You're In My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your fashion sense, bearded prince
I put down to experience
Original Lyrics:
Your fashion sense, Beardsly prints
I put down to experience
"You're in My Heart (The Final Acclaim)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my mother, you're my best friend
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my lover, you're my best friend
"You're in My Heart (The Final Acclaim)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're celtic, fanatic, but baby I've decided
You're the best team I've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
You're Celtic, United, but baby I've decided
You're the best team I've ever seen
"You're in My Heart (the Final Acclaim)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Please pardon the granny
Original Lyrics:
Please pardon the grammar
"You're in My Heart (the Final Acclaim)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my grandson if I grow old
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath should I grow old
"You're in My Heart (the Final Acclaim)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're in my soda
Original Lyrics:
You're in my soul
"You're in My Heart (the Final Acclaim)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're something, you like it
Original Lyrics:
You're Celtic, United
"You're in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By Davey I've decided you're the best thing I've ever seen.
Original Lyrics:
But baby, I've decided, you're the best team I've ever seen.
"You're in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be my breasts should I grow old
Original Lyrics:
You'll be my breath should I grow old
"You're in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a message to glamour
Original Lyrics:
You're an essay to glamour
"You're in My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're ageless, timeless, lay some fineness
Original Lyrics:
You're ageless, timeless, lace and fineness
"You're the Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
You came into my light
or
You came into my night
Original Lyrics:
You came into my life
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undersided
And like a fist full of sand you can sift right through your hands
Original Lyrics:
'Cause life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided
And like a fist full of sand it can slip right through your hands
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of dice was closed
So they headed for the clothes
And we just went away
Original Lyrics:
Paradise was closed
So they headed for the coast
In a blissful manner
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because Lonnie's a freak,
And Tommy's a thief,
And they're undecided.
Billy D'Sessier drove a pickup like a lunatic
Original Lyrics:
Because life is so brief,
And time is a thief
When you're undecided.
Billy pierced his ears [and] drove a pickup like a lunatic
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because life is so brief
And time is a thief
When you're on the cider
Original Lyrics:
Because life is so brief
And time is a thief
When you're undecided
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because life is so free and Tom is a thief when you're on the cycle
I'm like I pissed off at Sam and can sit down on his hands
Original Lyrics:
Because life is so brief and time is a thief when you're undecided
I'm like a fist full of sand that can sit right through your hands
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because love is a freak
And Tom is a thief
In your underwear
Beating with your eyes and a-tickle like a lunatic.
Original Lyrics:
Because life is so brief,
And time is a thief
When you're undecided.
Billy pierced his ears [and] drove a pickup like a lunatic
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy fierced his ears
Drove a pickup like a loon at sea.
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy kissed his ears
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a handful of change.
Original Lyrics:
Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a head full of dreams
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy piss disease
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
Drove a pickup like a lunatic.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy pissed his izzzz.
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy pisses me
Original Lyrics:
Billy pierced his ears
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bombardment free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let 'em ever change your point of you
Original Lyrics:
Don't let 'em ever change your point of view
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let 'em put you around
Original Lyrics:
Don't let 'em push you around
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drove a pickup like a lunar man
Original Lyrics:
Drove a pickup like a lunatic
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Karts be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happiness was found in each other's arms, asses packed in
Billy piised his ears, drove a pick-up like a Looney Tune
Original Lyrics:
Happiness was found in each other's arms as expected
Billy pierced his ears, drove a pick-up like a lunatic
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Patti gave birds to a 10 lb baby boy
Original Lyrics:
Patti gave birth to a 10 lb baby boy
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Patti packed her bags
Left a note for her mum
She was just having tea.
Original Lyrics:
Patti packed her bags
Left a note for her mum
She was just seventeen.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop-Tarts be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There were tears in her eyes when she kicked her little sister for crying
Original Lyrics:
There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There were tears that arise when she kissed her little sister goodbye.
Original Lyrics:
There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Titus on your side
Original Lyrics:
Time is on your side
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're homicide
Original Lyrics:
When you're undecided
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're homicide
Original Lyrics:
When you're undecided
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young turks be free tonight
or
Yo hearts be free tonight
or
Yo hearts be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young Holms be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young farts be free denied
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young guys be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hearts beat free tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young hearts eat beef all night.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young horse be free tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young horse be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young tots be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young tots be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Young w**re, sleep free tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts, beat free tonight.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your farts may freeze tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your heart's between the tires.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hopes be free tonight
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight
"Young Turks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your horse may freeze tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Young hearts be free tonight.

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