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"Aja"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey John
Original Lyrics:
Aja
"Aja"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining movies, I always get in free
And dueling banjoes
Sound good to me.
Original Lyrics:
Chinese music always sets me free
Angular banjoes
Sound good to me.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon, sisters, shake it
Original Lyrics:
Babylon sisters shake it
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dial assistance, shake it.
Original Lyrics:
Babylon sisters, shake it.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink cashasa from a shell.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink gazpacho from a shell.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink kielbassa from a shell.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kerscwasscher from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink,or swash or for Michelle.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
Kirschwasser is the name of a liquid, cherry water.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come those sad, and the winds are gay.
Original Lyrics:
Here come those Santa Ana winds again.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes 'ol Santa, and the winds are gay.
Original Lyrics:
Here come those Santa Ana winds again.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somethin' on disco, shake it.
Original Lyrics:
Babylon Sisters, shake it.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll jog or chauffer, condescend.
Original Lyrics:
We'll jog with Showfolk on the sand.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll jog with homos on hand
Drink cooch water from a snail
You've got to shake and bake it.
Original Lyrics:
We'll jog with show folk on the sand
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell
You've got to shake it baby.
"Babylon Sisters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I should know by now that it's just a spell.
Original Lyrics:
Well I should know by now that it's just a spasm.
"Bad Sneakers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that fearsome masturbation on Magnolia Boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard.
"Black Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink, you big black cow
Ang get out of here.
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow
And get out of here.
"Black Cow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your big black cow and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow and get out of here
Black Cow is a drink made from Kahlua, Hlaf and Half and Cola.
"Black Friday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And catch the brave men
Original Lyrics:
And catch the grey men
"Black Friday"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
Against Wilt Chamberlain.
Original Lyrics:
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name.
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bratislava
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
Bratislava is the capital of Slovakia
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty-seven
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' shoppin'
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Hoffa
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Police offer
or
But he suffered.
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of your vagina
Original Lyrics:
The sparkle of your China
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is happenin'? What is happenin'? What is happenin'?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is happening?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is that for?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Zappa
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sparkling v**ina
Original Lyrics:
The sparkle of your china
"Bodhisatva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boody slapper
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisatva
"Bodhisatva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddhist Sat-Nav
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisatva
"Bodhisatva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddist Sat-Nav, won't you take me by the hand
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisatva, won't you take me by the hand
"Bodhisatva"
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorcycle
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisatva
"Bodhisatva"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shine in your toupee
Original Lyrics:
The shine in your Japan
"Charlie Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Round his arm the plastic bag read D.O.A.
Original Lyrics:
'Round his arm the plastic tag read D.O.A.
"Daddy Don't Live In That NY City No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy don't need no lock and key
For the PC store out on Avenue D
or
Daddy don't need no lock and key
for the piece he stole out on Avenue D.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy don't need no lock and key
For the piece he stowed out on Avenue D.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Jigaboo.
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Peek-A-Boo.
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long,
And drive behind the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And dine behind the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban fields.
Original Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll rise when my son goes down
Cover every gay in town.
Original Lyrics:
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Languid and dead asleep
Original Lyrics:
Languid and bittersweet
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women, languid and innocent.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women, languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Language and bittersweet.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid in bed of sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Dick in Blue.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blue.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me deep and blue.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blue.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call my family the kissin' type
Caught me deep in blues.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela Kristantine.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela the Prince Of Tides.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our drama the Crimson Tide.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our fella with the crimson tie.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our fella with the crimson tie.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for the wieners in the world.
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the ascending man.
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man.
"Deacon Blues"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the enchanted land.
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man.
"Deacon Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me deconfused
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blue.
"Deacon Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and dead asleep.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
"Dirty Work"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a castle in its corner in a meaty evil game
Original Lyrics:
Like a castle in its corner in a medieval game
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Mormons are all singin'
Original Lyrics:
And the mourners are all singin'.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the mourners are all sighing.
Original Lyrics:
And the mourners are all singin'.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you fight till he is done in.
Original Lyrics:
And you fire 'til he is done in.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap Jack, do it again
or
Black Jack, do it again
or
Black Jack, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Back, Jack, do it again
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the hangman isn't hangin'
So they cook you on the screen.
Original Lyrics:
But the hangman isn't hangin'
So they put you on the street.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they cashew at the border
Original Lyrics:
But they catch you at the border
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin you go garnin'
For the man who stole your water.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your wallet
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your money.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your woman.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the morning you're all singin'
or
In the morning you're all clinging
or
In the morning you're all clinging
Original Lyrics:
And the mourners are all singin'
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear a chick in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear a kick in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear to kids in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear your kickin' Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear your kid's in Vegas
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scat, cat, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Back, Jack, do it again
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap Jack, do it again, Sam
Original Lyrics:
Back, Jack, do it again
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you love a little wild wood
Original Lyrics:
Then you love a little wild one
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you love a little wilder
Original Lyrics:
Then you love a little wild one
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the moon when you go gunning.
Original Lyrics:
In the morning you go gunning.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll turn them 'round and around.
Original Lyrics:
Wheel turning 'round and around.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
You swear a chick in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
You swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Bacardi could make you money.
Original Lyrics:
Your black cards could make you money.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood-keeper's son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crashed my old van 'bout an hour ago.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in a record shop.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw my old man back in Aragon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a goal-keeper's son.
or
I'm a pool-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lucky person.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parlez-vous, key person.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitin' for the low, luckless pedestrian
Original Lyrics:
Agents of the law
Luckless pedestrian
"Don't Take Me Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I saw my old man back in a record shop.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Everyone's Gone To The Movies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take off your chinos.
Original Lyrics:
Take off your cheaters.
"F.M. (No Static at All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us some fu*ked up music
Original Lyrics:
Give us some funked-up music
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bury the Bible, Mama.
Original Lyrics:
Carry the bottle, Mama.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bury the bottle, mama
Original Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, mama
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No snack at all.
Original Lyrics:
No static at all.
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the moon is right.
Original Lyrics:
As long as the mood is right.
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the movie's right.
Original Lyrics:
As long as the mood is right.
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us some f***ed up music
Original Lyrics:
Give us some funked up music
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us some f**ked up music
Original Lyrics:
Give us some funked up Muzak
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry the Bible, mama.
Original Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, mama.
"FM"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry the bottle, mama.
Original Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, mama.
"Gaslighting Abbie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flame is the Game,
the game we call 'dance like a nanny'
Original Lyrics:
Flame is the Game,
the game we call gaslighting Abbie
"Gaucho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys,
such as yourself will never be welcome here
high in the custard ohh!!
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys,
such as your friend will never be welcome here
high in the Custerdome
"Gaucho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as yourself will never be welcome here
High in the custard ohh!!
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
"Gaucho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome her
High in the cusp of dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
"Green Earrings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call... Derek... No... flies on me...
Original Lyrics:
Cold... daring... No... flies on me...
"Green Earrings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Greek, Italian
Sparkles when you smile.
Original Lyrics:
Greek medallion
Sparkles when you smile.
"Green Earring"
Misheard Lyrics:
The raindrop's grand design
Original Lyrics:
The rings of rare design
"Green Earring"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rings your friend designed
Original Lyrics:
The rings of rare design
"Haitian Divorce"
Misheard Lyrics:
God sent clean Willy.
Original Lyrics:
Babs and Clean Willy
"Haitian Divorce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now is Dolly fat
How did they do that?
Original Lyrics:
Now we dolly back
Now we fade to black.
"Haitian Divorce"
Misheard Lyrics:
Semi-b***-j**
Original Lyrics:
Semi-Mojo
"Haitian Divorce"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your patient divorce.
Original Lyrics:
This is your Haitian divorce.
"Hey 19"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67,
I was a dandy kamikaze
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey 19"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in 67
I was a gambler, gemini.
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
8:19
or
8/19
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nineteen.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, nineteen.
Pigs in a blanket.
Original Lyrics:
Hey nineteen.
That's 'Retha Franklin.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, nineteen.
That 'retha Franklin.
She don't remember Queen 'lizabet'
Original Lyrics:
Hey nineteen.
That's Aretha Franklin.
She don't remember the Queen of Soul
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy Democrat.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy dem-a tie.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy demagogue
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy gamblin' kind.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy of a kind.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy, never kind.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy Of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was abandoned Of Gamma Chi.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy Of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was at Vandy, Gamma Chi.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
If time is constant, where the hell am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just read The Franklin
or
Just redefine it.
Original Lyrics:
That's 'Retha Franklin.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look where Bo goes, the fine coat run me up.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look where we'll go, the fine Columbian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move down to Compton; where the hell am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet beans from Boston.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams from Boston
So young in Wheeling.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The 'Quid Pro Quo', the fine gold lame and...
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bear Goals, the pine cones from Benin
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Burgundian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke ambience
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke rum and
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold rumbia
or
Wear old clothes, define 'Columbian'
or
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth
or
Where boats go, the fine Columbian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth
or
Wear old clothes, define "Columbian"
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold rumbia
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine colt rum-e-an.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth.
or
Wear old clothes, define 'Columbian'
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold rumbia
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine time coming in
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine time coming in
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine toothed Romulan
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine-combed Romulan
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fire glow coals burnin'
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The pine cone love beam
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold, the pine cone nuts, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The careful goal
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The choir vocals, a fine-toothed comb
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The clever gold, we find the one with them.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fine cold ambient
Original Lyrics:
The fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer votes go
The fine coats run me in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer won't go, the fine Columbia.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The werewolves run, the fine girls running.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The where's don't know, the time comes running in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think where we'll go to find Colombia.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vacquero go!
Define cult Marmian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was a dandy camera guy.
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where boats go, the fine colonial
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we're goin', the pine cones run in
And make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the Fine Columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's Dr. Scarsdale, where the h*** am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the h*** am I?
"Hey Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's vow is constant where the h**l am I?
or
Moved on Wisconsin, where the h*ll am I?
or
Moved down to Scottsdale, where the h*ll am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Canine team
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nineteen
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine coat I'm in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian.
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, The fine coke numbed me up.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, The fine combed blonde hair, Make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Makes tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the cold Colt Malt Liquor
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke money
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey, Nineteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The mitochondrian
Makes tonight a wonderful day.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Makes tonight a wonderful thing.
"I Got the News"
Misheard Lyrics:
How was I to know
'Bout the warm sofa seat
You'd been keepin' for years
Slow down I'll tell you when
I may never walk again.
Original Lyrics:
How was I to know
'Bout the warm soulful secret
You'd been keepin' for years
Slow down I'll tell you when
I may never walk again.
"Jack Of Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-off, Steve!
Original Lyrics:
Jack of speed
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on the phone 'til the girls say when.
Original Lyrics:
Dance on the bones 'til the girls say when.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo would you love to wrestle?
She'll never say no.
Original Lyrics:
Jo would you love to scrapple?
She'll never say no.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinkos could swear by daylight.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up what's left by daylight.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinkos watched 'The Living Daylights'.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up what's left by daylight.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the best friend we never had.
Original Lyrics:
She's the best friend we ever had.
"Josie"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach naked.
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach and make it.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those dago freaks who used to pay the face
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those dago freaks
Who used to paint their face.
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks
Who used to paint their face.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those day old freaks who used to run the race.
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Careful what Drew Carey.
Original Lyrics:
Careful what you carry.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean ol' Fred up
Or we'll all end up in jail.
Original Lyrics:
Clean this mess up
Else we'll all end up in jail.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were Italian in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a tad young in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a tapyard in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize, you were Italian in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize, that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize
You were a tadpole in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize
That you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motorhome
Motorhome is perhaps an oblique reference to Ken Kesey's "Magic Bus?" This would make sense if you ascribe to the theory that the song is about Purple Owsley.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura (listed on your site)
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home (from the liner notes)
There is no 'make corrections' link, so you are getting this here.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Find you were in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't long, Kid Charlemagne
or
Get a monkey, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
Original Lyrics:
Get along, kid charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get along, Big Chinamen
Original Lyrics:
Get along, Kid Charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get along, get along with your holiday
Get along with your holiday.
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it along, kid Chinaman
Original Lyrics:
Get it along, Kid Charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on, Kid Charlemagne.
Original Lyrics:
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the hills they stuffed the lake with kerosene
Original Lyrics:
On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time you were in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Long, Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
You are obsolete
Look at all the wise men on the street.
or
Sign you up in 'Vegas
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
or
Sign you up in 'Vegas
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street
"Kid Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stunning whir in Vegas, you are not so sweet, look at all the wise men on the street
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken. You are obsolete, look at all the white men on the street
"King Of The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't be no hardware man.
Original Lyrics:
I can't be no highwayman.
"King Of The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoking Old Gold cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Smoking cobalt cigarettes
"Kings"
Misheard Lyrics:
He let the Chargers save the day
Original Lyrics:
He led the charge and saved the day
"Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bologna is my old friend.
Original Lyrics:
Felonius, my old friend
"Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Palonius, my old friend
Original Lyrics:
Felonius, my old friend
"Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thelonius, my old friend
Original Lyrics:
Felonius, my old friend
"Monkey In Your Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the monkey in your soul
Original Lyrics:
I fear the monkey in your soul
"Monkey in your soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the monkey in your soul
Original Lyrics:
I fear the monkey in your soul
"My Cousin Dupree"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cousin the p****.
Original Lyrics:
Cousin Dupree
"My Old School"
Misheard Lyrics:
California tumbles in through disease.
Original Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea.
"My Old School"
Misheard Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back and end it.
Original Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale.
"My Old School"
Misheard Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Ann and Dale.
Original Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale.
"My Old School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Anna's growing outside her door.
Original Lyrics:
Oleanders growing outside her door.
"My Old School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Leander's growing outside her door.
Original Lyrics:
Oleanders growing outside her door.
"My Old School"
Misheard Lyrics:
That'll be the day I go back to Emmerdale...
Original Lyrics:
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale...
"My Old School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, no Juanna LaHarra won't do
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, no, Guadalajara won't do
"My Old School"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, no, 'whatever Howie' won't do
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, no, Guadalajara won't do
"Night By Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a baker's life.
Original Lyrics:
It's a beggar's life.
"Only A Fool Would Say That"
Misheard Lyrics:
A world become one from midnight to sun.
Original Lyrics:
A world become one of salads and sun.
"Only A Fool Would Say That"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd have that candy gum;
There's no one to frown upon.
Original Lyrics:
Unhand that gun, begone
There's no one to fire upon.
"Only A Fool Would Say That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mahatma Ghandi's gone
There's no one to fire upon.
Original Lyrics:
Unhand that gun, begone
There's no one to fire upon.
"Only a Fool Would Say That"
Misheard Lyrics:
A world become one of Salingers son.
Original Lyrics:
A world become one of salads and sun.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fame it will come back to you
Original Lyrics:
Peg it will come back to you
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands that shine abroad
You'll see it all
Being it's your very first movie.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It’s your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! It will come back to you.
Original Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you.
This misunderstood lyric was once mentioned in the comic strip, 'Curtis.'
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! It will come back to you
Original Lyrics:
Peg it will come back to you
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your picture
I keep it with your lettuce
Original Lyrics:
I like your pin shot
I keep it with your letter
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your pink stuff.
Original Lyrics:
I like your pin shot.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got your picture
Your name in lights and butter
This is your victory do
It's like a drink or two
And when you sign for the camera
I know they're gonna love you
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
And when you smile for the camera
I know they're gonna love it
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your favorite porno movie.
Original Lyrics:
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Men are sure to fall
You see it all free.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3D.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain, it will come back to you!
Original Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the son of Paul
He sees a doll with V.D.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you're sure to pause.
Original Lyrics:
When the shutter falls
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you're the one, you see it all in your favorite foreign movie.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls You see it all in 3-D
It’s your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then, the shadow falls.
Original Lyrics:
Then, the shutter falls.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your big day due.
Original Lyrics:
This is your big debut.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your big day too.
It's like a dream come true.
Original Lyrics:
This is your big debut.
It's like a dream come true.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the shutter falls
You see it all on TV.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3D.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see it all week
It's your very foreign movie.
Original Lyrics:
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see it all, Bebe
It's your favorite form of moving
Original Lyrics:
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sure love 'Star Wars'
You've seen it all week
It's your favorite foreign movie.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see it all, wee doll
It's your very furry movie.
Original Lyrics:
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Pixeleen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet metaphyiscal
Original Lyrics:
Screened at a festival
"Pretzel Logic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine just like a record
Original Lyrics:
Sound just like a record
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are ya rollin' in the leaves?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you "Katherine of the Tears?"
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the cheese?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the tears
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you livin' in the East?
Throwin' away your time?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really in the yeast
or
Are you reeling in the east
or
Are you reeling in the yeast
or
Are you reeling in the eves
or
Are you really in the East
or
Are you really in the eves
or
Are you really in the eves
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really in the yeast?
Stowin' away the tide
Are you gatherin' up the cheats?
Have you had enough of mime?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really into yeast?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin in the East?
Stone away the time?
Where you gather up the years?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time? Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin in the East?
Stowin away the tide?
Are you gathering up the tease?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years,
stowin' away the time? Are you gatherin' up the tears,
have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the East
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin in the years
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the eaves?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years, throwin' away the tide Are you gatherin' up the keys, have you had enough of wine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin' away the time? Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast
Are you stowin' away the wine
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Are you stowin' away the time
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast, stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' a disease, have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast?
Are you shovelin' away the dough?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Are you stowin' away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want a piece of cheese?
You can have some of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got enough to tease?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' in the Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reelin' in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Reelin' in the years
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had your apple pie?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gathering up your tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the East
Stolen away from time?
Have you had enough to please
Have you had an open mind?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the East
Stowin' a waste of time?
Are you gatherin' up the Gees?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast
Stowin' away the thyme?
Are you gatherin' up the teas
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeaves
Stowin' away the tide?
Are you gatherin' up the tea leaves?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the ease
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the eeze?
Smokin' away the time?
Are you got right 'nuff to tease?
And you have enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years
Storing away the tyme?
Are you gathering up your teeth?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up your tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gathering your fears?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the yeast?
Stowing away the thyme.
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had enough of the wine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the yeast?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reeling In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling with the ease?
Smoke away the time
Are you got right 'nuff to tease?
Have you had with 'nuff to mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking all rules like thunder.
Original Lyrics:
Rikki don't lose that number.
"Rikki Don't Lose that Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you don't even know you're mine.
Original Lyrics:
But you don't even know your mind.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaky, don't lose that number.
Original Lyrics:
Rikki, don't lose that number.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can all lose that number.
Original Lyrics:
Rikki, don't lose that number.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can go out driving on slow ham roll.
Original Lyrics:
We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row.
"Show Biz Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost Regis, Lost Regis
Original Lyrics:
Lost wages, lost wages
"Show Biz Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outrageous, outrageous
Original Lyrics:
Lost wages, lost wages
"Show-Biz Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Las Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Show-Biz Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goldilocks wages
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Show-Biz Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's owes me lost wages, lost wages.
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Show-Biz Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, persuade us! Persuade us!
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Show-Biz Kids"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know they're outrageous.
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Sign In Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you have a dark spot on your pants?
Original Lyrics:
Do you have a dark spot on your past?
"The Boston Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed a forty five.
Original Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed up all he found.
"The Boston Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed the bonifide.
Original Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed up all he found.
"The Boston Rag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom
And he swallowed a ball he found.
Original Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom
And he swallowed up all he found.
"The Fez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gonna do it with active enzymes.
Original Lyrics:
Never gonna do it without your fez on.
"The Fez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gonna do it without your pheasant.
Original Lyrics:
Never gonna do it without your fez on.
"The Royal Scam"
Misheard Lyrics:
From their boats abound
Original Lyrics:
From their boats of iron
"Things I Miss The Most"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reality TV
Original Lyrics:
The Audi TT
"Third World Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
And where did he get so 'Mondo'.
Original Lyrics:
E l'era del terzo mondo.
In Providence, the 'Mondo' style was big among Portuguese guys from Fox Point -- lots of sharp toed lizard shoes and stilletto sideburns.
"Through With Buzz"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fool wind blows.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm through with Buzz.
"Through With Buzz"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's my favorite funny.
Original Lyrics:
He's not very funny.
"Throw Back The Little Ones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk like a matador
I pray for the weekend.
Original Lyrics:
Done like a matador
I pray for the weekend.
"Time Out Of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't the room look pretty
Original Lyrics:
Don't the moon look pretty
"Time Out Of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's direct philosophy.
Original Lyrics:
It's direct from Lhasa.
"Time Out Of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on the prize.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on the skies.
"What A Shame About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Dakine won the buns and fries.
Original Lyrics:
Bobby Dakine won the Bunsen Prize.
"What A Shame About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Dakine, the one that bumps and grinds.
Original Lyrics:
Bobby Dakine won the Bunsen prize.
"What A Shame About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was crying to my baby.
Original Lyrics:
I was grinding through my day gig.
"What A Shame About Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still working at McDonald's
Now I'm just about to quit.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still working on that novel
Now I'm just about to quit.
"Your Gold Teeth II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who cover your action
And blow you one more?
Original Lyrics:
Who cover your action
"Your Gold Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as you cross the kitchen floor.
Original Lyrics:
Watching as you cross the killing floor.
"Your Gold Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're fast enough you beat it down.
Original Lyrics:
You fasten up your beaded gown.

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