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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Steely Dan that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 576 misheard song lyrics for Steely Dan on amIright currently.

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"Aja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Asia
Original Lyrics:
Aja
"Aja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey John
Original Lyrics:
Aja
"Aja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's do it at night
Original Lyrics:
Let's do it right
"Aja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining movies, I always get in free
And dueling banjoes
Sound good to me.
Original Lyrics:
Chinese music always sets me free
Angular banjoes
Sound good to me.
"Any Major Dude Will Tell You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever seen a squashed tear?
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever seen a squonk's tears?
"Any Major Dude Will Tell You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever seen a squawk's tears?
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever seen a squonk's tears?
"Any Major Dude Will Tell You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the beagle is at your door
Original Lyrics:
When the demon is at your door
"Any Major Dude Will Tell You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tell me that your super fun ride has come and gone.
Original Lyrics:
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone
"Any Major Dude Will Tell You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You tell me that your superfine mind has come and gone
Original Lyrics:
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Brother and sister, shagging
Original Lyrics:
Babylon sisters, shake it
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon, sisters, shake it
Original Lyrics:
Babylon sisters shake it
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dial assistance, shake it.
Original Lyrics:
Babylon sisters, shake it.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink cachaça from a shell.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink gazpacho from a shell.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink kielbassa from a shell.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kerscwasscher from a shell.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink,or swash or for Michelle.
Original Lyrics:
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell.
Kirschwasser is the name of a liquid, cherry water.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here come those sad, and the winds are gay.
Original Lyrics:
Here come those Santa Ana winds again.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes 'ol Santa, and the winds are gay.
Original Lyrics:
Here come those Santa Ana winds again.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somethin' on disco, shake it.
Original Lyrics:
Babylon Sisters, shake it.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll jog or chauffer, condescend.
Original Lyrics:
We'll jog with Showfolk on the sand.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll jog with homos on hand
Drink cooch water from a snail
You've got to shake and bake it.
Original Lyrics:
We'll jog with show folk on the sand
Drink Kirschwasser from a shell
You've got to shake it baby.
"Babylon Sisters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I should know by now that it's just a spell.
Original Lyrics:
Well I should know by now that it's just a spasm.
"Bad Sneakers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And that fearsome masturbation on Magnolia Boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard.
"Black Cow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink, you big black cow
Ang get out of here.
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow
And get out of here.
"Black Cow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your big black cow and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
or
Get your big black couch and get out of here
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow and get out of here
Black Cow is a drink made from Kahlua, Hlaf and Half and Cola.
"Black Cow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw you and Brutus
Original Lyrics:
I saw you in Rudy's
"Black Cow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a wave
Original Lyrics:
Break away
"Black Cow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the calendar
Original Lyrics:
On the counter
"Black Cow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your big Black Cow and get outta here.
Original Lyrics:
Drink your big black cow and get out of here.
"Black Cow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was a book of novels
And your remedies
Original Lyrics:
Was a book of numbers
And your remedies
"Black Friday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And catch the bird men
Original Lyrics:
And catch the grey men
"Black Friday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And catch the brave men
Original Lyrics:
And catch the grey men
"Black Friday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
Against Wilt Chamberlain.
Original Lyrics:
When Black Friday comes
I'm gonna stake my claim
I'll guess I'll change my name.
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be a suck-up
Be a suck-up
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Body shafter
Won't you take me by the hand
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
Would you take me by the hand
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boody slapper
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boring holes, right?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bratislava
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
Bratislava is the capital of Slovakia
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddhist Sat-Nav, won't you take me by the hand
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva, won't you take me by the hand
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddhist Sat-Nav
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty-seven
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' Shoppin'
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' shoppin'
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Hoffa
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Motorcycle
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Ixtapa!
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police offer
or
But he suffered.
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The shine in your toupee
Original Lyrics:
The shine in your Japan
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of your vagina
Original Lyrics:
The sparkle of your China
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What is happenin'? What is happenin'? What is happenin'?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What is happening?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What is that for?
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Zappa
Original Lyrics:
Bodhisattva
"Bodhisattva" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sparkling v**ina
Original Lyrics:
The sparkle of your china
"Brooklyn (Owes The Charmer Under Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's golf at noon for three.
Original Lyrics:
His golf at noon for free.
"Brooklyn (Owes the Charmer Under Me)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She tele-preaches
Original Lyrics:
She daily preaches
"Charlie Freak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Round his arm the plastic bag read D.O.A.
Original Lyrics:
'Round his arm the plastic tag read D.O.A.
"Charlie Freak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a cloud of frozen space he told his tale
Original Lyrics:
In our plot of frozen space he told his tale
"Charlie Freak" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Newfound castle begs to stash a state of mind
Original Lyrics:
Newfound cash soon begs to smash a state of mind
"Cousin Dupree"
Misheard Lyrics:
My cousin the preek
Original Lyrics:
Cousin Dupree
"Daddy Don't Live In That New York City No More" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy don't need no lock and key
For the PC store out on Avenue D
or
Daddy don't need no lock and key
for the piece he stole out on Avenue D.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy don't need no lock and key
For the piece he stowed out on Avenue D.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Deegan Boo
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Deep and Blue
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Jigaboo.
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Peek-A-Boo.
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me Vicki Boobs
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me beacon blues
Or
Call me beagle blues
Original Lyrics:
Call me deacon blues
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me de-confused
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me demon booze
Screw me if I'm gay too long
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues
Sue me if I play too long
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me peekaboo
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Color me pink and blue
Original Lyrics:
Call me Deacon Blues
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long,
And drive behind the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And dine behind the wheel.
Original Lyrics:
Drink scotch whiskey all night long
And die behind the wheel.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through the suburban sleaze.
Original Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban fields.
Original Lyrics:
I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll rise when my son goes down
Cover every gay in town.
Original Lyrics:
I'll rise when the sun goes down
Cover every game in town.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Languid and dead asleep
Original Lyrics:
Languid and bittersweet
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women, languid and innocent.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women, languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Language and bittersweet.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid in bed of sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and dead asleep.
Original Lyrics:
Make love to these women
Languid and bittersweet.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Dick in Blue.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me deep and blue.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Prince of Tides
Call me Deacon Blues.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call my family the kissin' type
Caught me deep in blues.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Alabama with the crimson tie.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela Kristantine.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela Krypton tight.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our Pamela the Prince Of Tides.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our drama the Crimson Tide.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our fella with the crimson tie.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They call our traveler the Prince of Time
Call me Deacon Booze.
Original Lyrics:
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for all the winters in the world
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for the widows in the world
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for the wieners in the world.
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They got a name for the women in the world
Original Lyrics:
They got a name for the winners in the world.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the ascending man.
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the enchanted land.
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man.
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man
That shape is my shame
There where I used to stand
Original Lyrics:
This is the day of the expanding man
That shape is my shade
There where I used to stand
"Deacon Blues" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You say it’s a crazy thing
Original Lyrics:
You say it’s a crazy scheme
"Dirty Work" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a castle in its corner in a meaty evil game
Original Lyrics:
Like a castle in its corner in a medieval game
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Mormons are all singin'
Original Lyrics:
And the mourners are all singin'.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the mourners are all sighing.
Original Lyrics:
And the mourners are all singin'.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you fight till he is done in.
Original Lyrics:
And you fire 'til he is done in.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap Jack, do it again
or
Black Jack, do it again
or
Black Jack, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Back, Jack, do it again
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the hang religion hangin'
Original Lyrics:
But the hangman isn't hangin'
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the hangman isn't hangin'
So they cook you on the screen.
Original Lyrics:
But the hangman isn't hangin'
So they put you on the street.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But they cashew at the border
Original Lyrics:
But they catch you at the border
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drew it again
Original Lyrics:
Do it Again
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a room where you're to drive her
Original Lyrics:
In a room with your two timer
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the lamb of milk and honey
Original Lyrics:
In the land of milk and honey
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the man of milk and honey
Original Lyrics:
In the land of milk and honey
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin you go garnin'
For the man who stole your water.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your wallet
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your money.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your warrior.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your woman.
Original Lyrics:
In the mornin' you go gunnin'
For the man who stole your water.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the morning you're all clinging
or
In the morning you're all singin'
Original Lyrics:
And the mourners are all singin'
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the random milk and honey
Original Lyrics:
In the land of milk and honey
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kool-Aid again
Original Lyrics:
Do it again
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear a chick in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear a kick in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear that week in Vegas
That you're not a gambling man
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
That you're not a gambling man
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear that you can make it, that you're not a dancing man
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us that you're not a gamblin' man
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear to kids in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear when you're in Vegas
That you're not a gamblin' man
When you find your Nothafagus
With a handle in your hand
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us
That you're not a gamblin' man
Then you find you're back in Vegas
With a handle in your hand
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear your kickin' Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you swear your kid's in Vegas
Original Lyrics:
Now you swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Scat, cat, do it again
Original Lyrics:
Back, Jack, do it again
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap Jack, do it again, Sam
Original Lyrics:
Back, Jack, do it again
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you fight till day is dawnin'
...
Now you swear and kick in Magus
Original Lyrics:
Then you fire till he is done in
...
Now you swear and kick and beg us
He's imploring them to believe he is not a tough hombre, but at the same time he's kicking the crap out of some poor innocent dude named Magus!
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you love a little wild wood
Original Lyrics:
Then you love a little wild one
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you love a little wilder
Original Lyrics:
Then you love a little wild one
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the moon when you go gunning.
Original Lyrics:
In the morning you go gunning.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll turn them 'round and around.
Original Lyrics:
Wheel turning 'round and around.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that cards can make you money
Original Lyrics:
Your black cards can make you money
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You must put them on cable
Original Lyrics:
You must put them on the table
As in cable TV, such as HBO, which first existed in 1972.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You swear a chick in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
You swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You swear and kick in Vegas
That you're not a candy man
Original Lyrics:
You swear and kick and beg us
That you're not a gambling man
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You swear and kick in bagels.
Original Lyrics:
You swear and kick and beg us.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're going flapjack
Original Lyrics:
You go back, Jack
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Bacardi could make you money.
Original Lyrics:
Your black cards could make you money.
"Do It Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re going down, Jack, through it again
Original Lyrics:
You’re going back, Jack, do it again
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood key person
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
You know, like a Hollywood "key grip."
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood-keeper's son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey-boo, keep her son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey-boo, keep her son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I crashed my old van 'bout an hour ago.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Aragon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Avalon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in a record shop.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw my old man back in Aragon.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bar keepers son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a beekeeper's son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a goal-keeper's son.
or
I'm a pool-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
or
I'm a bull-keeper's son.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lucky person.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a woodkeeper's son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a pool keepers son
Original Lyrics:
I'm a book-keeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Parlez-vous, key person.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a bookkeeper's son.
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitin' for the low, luckless pedestrian
Original Lyrics:
Agents of the law
Luckless pedestrian
"Don't Take Me Alive" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I saw my old man back in a record shop.
Original Lyrics:
I crossed my old man back in Oregon.
"Everyone's Gone To The Movies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take off your chinos.
Original Lyrics:
Take off your cheaters.
"Everyone's Gone to the Movies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon you will be a team
Original Lyrics:
Soon you will be eighteen
"Everyone's Gone to the Movies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soon you will be a teen.
Original Lyrics:
Soon you will be eighteen
"Everyone's Gone to the Movies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop the projection machine.
Original Lyrics:
Start the projection machine.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the moon is right.
Original Lyrics:
As long as the mood is right.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the movie's right.
Original Lyrics:
As long as the mood is right.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the music's right
Original Lyrics:
As long as the mood is right.
They are listening to the radio, And "Muzak" stations would not be playing blues, Elvis, reggae, or any of the other styles mentioned. Must be a "free-format" station, which is what the movie this is from is about, after all.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bury the Bible, Mama.
Original Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, Mama.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give her some funked up music
Original Lyrics:
Give her some funked up Musak
"Musak" was a genre of music popular in the 70s, also known as "elevator music." Younger fans who aren't old enough to remember Musak think he must be saying "music" in a quirky way. But he isn't. He's saying "Musak."
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us some f***ed up muzak
Original Lyrics:
Give us some funked up music
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us some f**ked up music
Original Lyrics:
Give us some funked up Muzak
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give us some f*cked up music
Original Lyrics:
Give us some funked-up music
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry the Bible, mama.
Original Lyrics:
Bury the bottle, mama.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry the bottle, mama.
Original Lyrics:
Bury the bottle, mama.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hurry the bottle
Original Lyrics:
Bury the bottle, mama.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No snack at all.
Original Lyrics:
No static at all.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin' but booze and Elvis.
Original Lyrics:
Nothin' but blues and Elvis.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothin' but losin' Elvis
Original Lyrics:
Nothin' but blues and Elvis
The misheard lyrics make sense since this song came out a year after Elvis passed away!
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She treats you mice
or
She treats you lice
Original Lyrics:
She treats you nice
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, Mama
Original Lyrics:
Hurry the bottle, Mama.
"FM (No Static At All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Worry the bottle, mama
Original Lyrics:
Bury the bottle, mama
"FM (No Static at All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop at all
Original Lyrics:
No static at all
"FM (No Static at All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's great for the wine
Original Lyrics:
It's grapefruit wine
"FM (No Static at All)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The girls don't seem to care what's on
As long as they play too long
Original Lyrics:
The girls don't seem to care what's on
As long as they play 'til dawn
"Gaslighting Abbie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flame is the Game,
the game we call 'dance like a nanny'
Original Lyrics:
Flame is the Game,
the game we call gaslighting Abbie
"Gaucho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys,
such as yourself will never be welcome here
high in the custard ohh!!
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys,
such as your friend will never be welcome here
high in the Custerdome
"Gaucho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys, Such as yourselves, will never be welcome here...
Hide.. at the crest o'dawn!
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome
"Gaucho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend will never be welcome here high in the Cuspador.
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend will never be welcome here high in the Custerdome
"Gaucho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as yourself will never be welcome here
High in the custard ohh!!
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
"Gaucho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome her
High in the cusp of dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
"Gaucho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcomed here
High in the Dusk or Dawn.
Original Lyrics:
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome.
"Gaucho" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High in the cuspidor
Original Lyrics:
High in the Custerdome
"Glamour Profession" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollywood I know you're waiting.
Original Lyrics:
Hollywood I know your middle name.
"Glamour Profession" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Glamour Profession
Do you like concession?
Original Lyrics:
It's Glamour Profession
The L.A. Concession
"Green Earrings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Call... Derek... No... flies on me...
Original Lyrics:
Cold... daring... No... flies on me...
"Green Earrings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Greek, Italian
Sparkles when you smile.
Original Lyrics:
Greek medallion
Sparkles when you smile.
"Green Earrings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The raindrop's grand design
Original Lyrics:
The rings of rare design
"Green Earrings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rings your friend designed
Original Lyrics:
The rings of rare design
"Haitian Divorce" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God sent clean Willy.
Original Lyrics:
Babs and Clean Willy
"Haitian Divorce" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now is Dolly fat
How did they do that?
Original Lyrics:
Now we dolly back
Now we fade to black.
"Haitian Divorce" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Semi-b***-j**
Original Lyrics:
Semi-Mojo
"Haitian Divorce" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She drinks the vomit from the cocoa shell
Original Lyrics:
She drinks the zombie from the cocoa shell
"Haitian Divorce" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your Venetian divorce.
Original Lyrics:
This is your Haitian divorce.
"Haitian Divorce" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your patient divorce.
Original Lyrics:
This is your Haitian divorce.
"Here at the Western World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down at Toledo they welcome you
With sausage and beer
Original Lyrics:
Down at the Lido they welcome you
With sausage and beer
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
8:19
or
8/19
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nineteen.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nineteen
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nineteen
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canine team
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Nineteen
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuervo Gold, the fine cool ambience
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey nineteen, That's 'Retha Franklin...
She don't remember The Queen of Scots
Original Lyrics:
Hey nineteen. That's Aretha Franklin.
She don't remember the Queen of Soul
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey nineteen,
That's really frightening
Original Lyrics:
Hey nineteen,
That's Aretha Franklin
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, nineteen.
Pigs in a blanket.
Original Lyrics:
Hey nineteen.
That's 'Retha Franklin.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, nineteen.
That 'retha Franklin.
She don't remember Queen 'lizabet'
Original Lyrics:
Hey nineteen.
That's Aretha Franklin.
She don't remember the Queen of Soul
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy Democrat.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy dem-a tie.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy demagogue
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy gamblin' kind.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy in my time.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy of a kind.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a dandy, never kind.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy Of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was abandoned Of Gamma Chi.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy Of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was at Vandy, Gamma Chi.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Hammock High.
Original Lyrics:
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If time is constant, where the hell am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just read The Franklin
or
Just redefine it.
Original Lyrics:
That's 'Retha Franklin.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look where Bo goes, the fine coat run me up.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look where blow go, the fine colt Romeo
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look where we'll go, the fine Columbian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Move down Wisconsin. Where the hell am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Move down to Compton; where the hell am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moved down to Scottsdale
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet beans from Boston.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams from Boston
So young in Wheeling.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston
So young and wheelin'
Original Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston
So young and wieldy
Original Lyrics:
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's Lisa Franklin
Original Lyrics:
That's 'retha Franklin
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The 'Quid Pro Quo', the fine gold lame and...
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Bear Goals, the pine cones from Benin
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine coke numbing
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold
The fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, define gold bubbly
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Burgundian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Coke and rum
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the Fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colt Malt Liquor
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke ambience
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke money
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke numbed me up.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coke rum and...
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold money
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine tooth comb
or
The Cuervo Gold, the fine cold rummy
or
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine colt rum-e-an.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine time coming in
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine toothed Romulan
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine-combed Romulan
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fire glow coals burnin'
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the pine cone of the earth.
or
Wear old clothes, define 'Columbian'
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold,
The fine colored money-in
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold,
The fine Colombian
That night would've been a much more wonderful thing if there had been Espolón instead of Cuervo Gold.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold,
The fine combed blonde hair,
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine coat I'm in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The pine cone love beam
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The Mitochondrian
Makes tonight a wonderful day.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Makes tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold, the pine cone nuts, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold,
The fine car running
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold,
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold,
The fine coke, rum and...
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold,
The fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The cable car
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The careful goal
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The choir vocals, a fine-toothed comb
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The clever gold, we find the one with them.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fine coat Romulans
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fine cold ambient
Original Lyrics:
The fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer don't go,
The fine come running in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold
The fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer fold gold, the fine cook London
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer folk old, the fine come running in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer votes go
The fine coats run me in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer won't go, the fine Columbia.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The queer won't go
The pine cone ambiance
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The werewolves go:
"The night is coming in."
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo gold
The fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The werewolves run, the fine girls running.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The where you go, to find cold money and make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian, make tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The where's don't know, the time comes running in.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Think where we'll go to find Colombia.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vaquero go!
Define cult Marmian
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back in, 1957, I was the grand Gamma Gotch!
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67, I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67,
I was a dandy kamikaze
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was a gambler, gemini.
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was a dandy demicot
or
I was a dandy democrat.
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was a dandy camera guy.
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way back when: In sixty-seven...
I was a dandy Camecot
Sweet things from Boston
So young and wheelin'
Move down Wisconsin
Where the hell am I?
Original Lyrics:
Way back when, in '67
I was the dandy of Gamma Chi.
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale
Where the hell am I?
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wear old clothes, define 'Columbian'
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where boats go, the fine colonial
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Columbian
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we're goin' the pine cones come
And make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold; the fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where we're goin', the pine cones run in
And make tonight a wonderful thing.
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the Fine Columbian
Make tonight a wonderful thing.
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's Dr. Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
"Hey Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose vow is constant where the h**l am I?
or
Moved on Wisconsin, where the h*ll am I?
or
Moved down to Scottsdale, where the h*ll am I?
Original Lyrics:
Moved down to Scarsdale, where the hell am I?
"Hey, Nineteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine coat lobbyin'
Original Lyrics:
The Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian
"I Got the News" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How was I to know
'Bout the warm sofa seat
You'd been keepin' for years
Slow down I'll tell you when
I may never walk again.
Original Lyrics:
How was I to know
'Bout the warm soulful secret
You'd been keepin' for years
Slow down I'll tell you when
I may never walk again.
"Jack Of Speed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack-off, Steve!
Original Lyrics:
Jack of speed
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on the phone 'til the girls say when.
Original Lyrics:
Dance on the bones 'til the girls say when.
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jo would you love to wrestle?
She'll never say no.
Original Lyrics:
Jo would you love to scrapple?
She'll never say no.
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe would you like this crap?
Original Lyrics:
Jo would you love to scrapple?
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Joe, would you love to play Scrabble?
Original Lyrics:
Jo, would you love to scrapple?
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
New Jersey comes home
Original Lyrics:
When Josie comes home
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinkos could swear by daylight.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up what's left by daylight.
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinkos watched 'The Living Daylights'.
Original Lyrics:
Pick up what's left by daylight.
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She plays like a Roland with her eyes on fire
Original Lyrics:
She prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She plays like a Roman with her ass on fire
or
She prays like a Roman with her ass on fire
Original Lyrics:
She prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the best friend we never had.
Original Lyrics:
She's the best friend we ever had.
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the wild thing
The live wire
Original Lyrics:
She's the raw flame
The live wire
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Show who'd you love and scrabble,
She'll never say no
Original Lyrics:
Jo would you love to scrapple,
She'll never say no
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep on the beach, naked
Original Lyrics:
Sleep on the beach and make it
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep on the bitch, naked
Original Lyrics:
Sleep on the beach and make it
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna break out the hoss n' rudis
When Josie comes home
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna break out the hats and hooters
When Josie comes home
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach naked.
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna park in the street
Sleep on the beach and make it.
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Jersey comes home
or
New Jersey comes home
Original Lyrics:
When Josie comes home
"Josie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When Jersey comes home
Original Lyrics:
When Josie comes home
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All those dago freaks who used to pay the face
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All those dago freaks
Who used to paint their face.
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks
Who used to paint their face.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All those day old freaks who used to run the race.
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Although Dago freaks that used to run the place
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint their face
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Careful what Drew Carey.
Original Lyrics:
Careful what you carry.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Clean ol' Fred up
Or we'll all end up in jail.
Original Lyrics:
Clean this mess up
Else we'll all end up in jail.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were Italian in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a tad young in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a tap yard in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize, you were Italian in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize, that you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you realize
You were a tadpole in their eyes?
Original Lyrics:
Did you realize
That you were a champion in their eyes?
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every 'head man' had your number on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Every A-Frame had your number on the wall
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every Ephraim had your number on the wall
Original Lyrics:
Every A-Frame had your number on the wall
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
or
Everyone stoped to stare at your technical abilities
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motorhome
Motorhome is perhaps an oblique reference to Ken Kesey's "Magic Bus?" This would make sense if you ascribe to the theory that the song is about Purple Owsley.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at the technicolor aura
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor aura.
Original Lyrics:
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Find you were in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a Long Beach holiday
Original Lyrics:
Get it along, Kid Charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't long, Kid Charlemagne
or
Get a monkey, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
or
Get a long key, chinaman
Original Lyrics:
Get along, kid charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get along, Big Chinamen
Original Lyrics:
Get along, Kid Charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get along, get along with your holiday
Get along with your holiday.
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it along, kid Chinaman
Original Lyrics:
Get it along, Kid Charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on, Kid Charlemagne.
Original Lyrics:
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the hills they stuffed the lake with kerosene
Original Lyrics:
On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't long
It ain't long to Chamonix
It ain't long to Chamonix
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time you were in Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Long, Kenny Long come shine on me
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along Kid Charlemagne
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kenny Long, Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Kenny Long, Kid Charlemagne
Original Lyrics:
Get along, get along, Kid Charlemagne
Get along, Kid Charlemagne.
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
You are obsolete
Look at all the wise men on the street.
or
Sign you up in 'Vegas
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
or
Sign you up in 'Vegas
You are obsolte
Look at all the white men on the street.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken.
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street
"Kid Charlemagne" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stunning whir in Vegas, you are not so sweet.
Look at all the wise men on the street.
Original Lyrics:
Son, you were mistaken; you are obsolete.
Look at all the white men on the street.
"King Charlemagne"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those Dago freaks who used to paint the face
Original Lyrics:
All those day-glow freaks who used to paint the face
"King Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello mon amour
Original Lyrics:
Hello one and all
"King Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't be no hardware man.
Original Lyrics:
I can't be no highwayman.
"King Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoking Old Gold cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Smoking cobalt cigarettes
"King Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoking coke and cigarettes.
Original Lyrics:
Smoking cobalt cigarettes
"King of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heyday man left for the Rio Grande
He's the king of the world
As far as I know
Original Lyrics:
Any man left on the Rio Grande
Is the king of the world
As far as I know
"King of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm reading leftist papers
Although I don't know why
Original Lyrics:
I'm reading last year's papers
Although I don't know why
"King of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm reading less newspapers
Original Lyrics:
I'm reading last year's papers
"King of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the route of Santa Fe
Original Lyrics:
Through the ruins of Santa Fe
"King of the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
smoking all those cigarettes
Original Lyrics:
Smoking cobalt cigarettes
I figured since it was nuclear war you might as well smoke!
"Kings" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He let the Chargers save the day
Original Lyrics:
He led the charge and saved the day
"Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bologna is my old friend.
Original Lyrics:
Felonius, my old friend
"Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving to Harlem
Original Lyrics:
Drive me to Harlem
"Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Palonius, my old friend
Original Lyrics:
Felonius, my old friend
"Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
The loneliest, my old friend
Original Lyrics:
Felonius, my old friend
"Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thelonius my old friend
Original Lyrics:
Felonius, my old friend
"Midnight Cruiser"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thelonius, my old friend
Original Lyrics:
Felonius, my old friend
"Monkey In Your Soul" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the monkey in your soul
Original Lyrics:
I fear the monkey in your soul
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
California tumbles in through disease.
Original Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea.
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back and end it.
Original Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale.
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Ann and Dale.
Original Lyrics:
California tumbles into the sea
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale.
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy Anna's growing outside her door.
Original Lyrics:
Oleanders growing outside her door.
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, Port Au Hara won't do
or
Oh no, potable water won't do
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, no, Guadalajara won't do
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Leander's growing outside her door.
Original Lyrics:
Oleanders growing outside her door.
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That'll be the day I go back to Emmerdale...
Original Lyrics:
That'll be the day I go back to Annandale...
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To find you with the working girls in Cavages
Original Lyrics:
To find you with the working girls in the county jail
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, no Juanna LaHarra won't do
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, no, Guadalajara won't do
"My Old School" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, no, 'whatever Howie' won't do
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, no, Guadalajara won't do
"My Rival" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I loved you more than I can tell
But now it's stopping time
Original Lyrics:
I loved you more than I can tell
But now it's stomping time
"Night By Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a baker's life.
Original Lyrics:
It's a beggar's life.
"Night By Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the joker tried to tell me
I couldn't cut it in the smooth town
Original Lyrics:
When the joker tried to tell me
I could cut it in this rube town
"Only A Fool Would Say That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A world become one from midnight to sun.
Original Lyrics:
A world become one of salads and sun.
"Only A Fool Would Say That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd have that candy gum;
There's no one to frown upon.
Original Lyrics:
Unhand that gun, begone
There's no one to fire upon.
"Only A Fool Would Say That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mahatma Ghandi's gone
There's no one to fire upon.
Original Lyrics:
Unhand that gun, begone
There's no one to fire upon.
"Only A Fool Would Say That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no one too far upon.
Original Lyrics:
There's no one to fire upon.
"Only a Fool Would Say That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A world become one of Salingers son.
Original Lyrics:
A world become one of salads and sun.
"Parker's Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring your horn along and you can add to the pure perfection
Original Lyrics:
Bring your horn along and you can add to the pure confection
"Parker's Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a burdened fact that just can't quit you
Original Lyrics:
It's a bird in flight that just can't quit you
"Pearl of the Quarter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red beans in her eyes for a quarter
Original Lyrics:
Red beans and rice for a quarter
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Da**, the shutter falls
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fame it will come back to you
Original Lyrics:
Peg it will come back to you
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Haig, it will come back to you.
Original Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands that shine abroad
You'll see it all
Being it's your very first movie.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It’s your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! It will come back to you.
Original Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you.
This misunderstood lyric was once mentioned in the comic strip, 'Curtis.'
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! It will come back to you
Original Lyrics:
Peg it will come back to you
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey! Welcome back to me
Original Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Will you come back to me
Original Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your picture
I keep it with your lettuce
Original Lyrics:
I like your pin shot
I keep it with your letter
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like your pink stuff.
Original Lyrics:
I like your pin shot.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see yo pig shot
Yo name and lights above it
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your picture
Your name and lights above it.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I seen your pinchot
Your name in lotsa bubbis
This is your big day dew
It's like a dream come true
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got your picture
Your name in lights and butter
This is your victory do
It's like a drink or two
And when you sign for the camera
I know they're gonna love you
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
And when you smile for the camera
I know they're gonna love it
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen your cunt hair
Your name in lights above it.
I see your asshole, too.
Even smell some pooh.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
This is your big debut
It's like a dream come true
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen your picture
You're naming lots of puppies
Original Lyrics:
I've seen your picture
Your name in lights above it
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your favorite boring movie.
Original Lyrics:
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your favorite children's movie
Original Lyrics:
It's your favorite foreign movie
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your favorite funny movie
Original Lyrics:
It's your favorite foreign movie
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your favorite horny boobies
Original Lyrics:
It's your favorite foreign movie
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your favorite horror movie
Original Lyrics:
It's your favorite foreign movie
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your favorite porno movie.
Original Lyrics:
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your very boring movie
Original Lyrics:
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Men are sure to fall
You see it all free.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3D.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain, don't let it come back to you
Original Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pain, it will come back to you!
Original Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay-- It will come back to you!
Pay-- It will come back to you!
Original Lyrics:
Peg
It will come back to you
Peg
It will come back to you
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you.
Peg, it will come back to you.
Then, you're start a job.
You see it all, hee-hee.
It's your very foreign movie.
Original Lyrics:
Peg, it will come back to you.
Peg, it will come back to you.
Then the shutter falls.
You see it all in 3-D.
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peg, you’re sure to fall!
Original Lyrics:
Then, the shutter falls.
"Peg"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scat, go pack some pooh.
Original Lyrics:
Peg it will come back to you
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the son of Paul
He sees a doll with V.D.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then they're showing Star Wars, it's your favorite foreign movie.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you're sure to pause.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you're the one, you see it all in your favorite foreign movie.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls You see it all in 3-D
It’s your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then, as sure as "Star Wars,"
You've seen it all week.
It's your favorite foreign movie.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then, the shadow falls.
Original Lyrics:
Then, the shutter falls.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then, you're sure to start a war
You see it all, hee-hee
It's your very foreign movie
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your big day due.
Original Lyrics:
This is your big debut.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your big day too.
It's like a dream come true.
Original Lyrics:
This is your big debut.
It's like a dream come true.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your big day, too
Original Lyrics:
This is your big debut
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the shadow falls
You see it already
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3D.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the shutter falls
You see it all on TV.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3D.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can smile for the panda
Original Lyrics:
You can smile for the camera
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see it all week
It's your very foreign movie.
Original Lyrics:
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You see it all, Bebe
It's your favorite form of moving
Original Lyrics:
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You sure love 'Star Wars'
You've seen it all week
It's your favorite foreign movie.
Original Lyrics:
Then the shutter falls
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Peg" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see it all, wee doll
It's your very furry movie.
Original Lyrics:
You see it all in 3-D
It's your favorite foreign movie.
"Pixeleen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet metaphyiscal
Original Lyrics:
Screened at a festival
"Pretzel Logic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine just like a record
Original Lyrics:
Sound just like a record
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the time I've known you, I still don't know what you mean.
Original Lyrics:
In all the time I've known you, I still don't know what you mean.
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are ya rollin' in the leaves?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you "Katherine of the Tears?"
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the teeth
or
Are you gatherin' up the teas
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gathering aperitifs?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gathering up critiques?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gathering up your tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had your apple pie?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gathering up your tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the tears
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you livin' in the East?
Throwin' away your time?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really in arrears?
Throwin' away a dime?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really in the East?
Stoning away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the teas?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really in the yeast
or
Are you reeling in the east
or
Are you reeling in the yeast
or
Are you reeling in the eves
or
Are you really in the East
or
Are you really in the eves
or
Are you really in the eves
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really in the yeast?
Stowin' away the tide
Are you gatherin' up the cheats?
Have you had enough of mime?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really into yeast?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin in the East?
Stone away the time?
Where you gather up the years?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin in the East?
Stowin away the tide?
Are you gathering up the tease?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years,
stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears,
have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' from the heat?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the East
Stolen away from time?
Have you had enough to please
Have you had an open mind?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the East
Stowin' a waste of time?
Are you gatherin' up the Gees?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the East
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin in the years
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the eaves
Stowin' away the tide?
Are you gatherin' up the tea leaves?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the eaves?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years, throwin' away the tide
Are you gatherin' up the keys, have you had enough of wine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast
Are you stowin' away the wine
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Are you stowin' away the time
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast, stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' a disease, have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years, stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears, have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast
Stowin' away the thyme
Are you gatherin' up the geese
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the year
s Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
I literally thought that the lyrics were comparing someone with solitary (and perhaps, fleeting) fortune or pleasure to a farmer during harvesting season.
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast
Stowin' away the thyme?
Are you gatherin' up the teas
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast?
Stowin' away the thyme?
Are you gatherin' up the teas?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast?
Are you shovelin' away the dough?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Are you stowin' away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the ease
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the ease?
Smokin' away the time?
Are you got right 'nuff to tease?
And you have enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the east
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years
Storing away the thyme?
Are you gathering up your teeth?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up your tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Trolling away the time?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gathering your fears?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the yeast
Stowing away the thyme?
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the yeast?
Stowing away the thyme.
Are you gathering up the cheese?
Have you had enough of the wine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the yeast?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling with the ease?
Smoke away the time
Are you got right 'nuff to tease?
Have you had with 'nuff to mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you rolling in the eaves?
Just throwing away the thyme?
Are you gatherin' up the teas?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want a piece of cheese?
You can have some of mine.
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got enough to tease?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaping in the heaves?
Throwing away your mind
Original Lyrics:
Reelin' in the Years
Stowing away the time
"Reelin' In The Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reelin' in the cheese
Original Lyrics:
Reelin' in the years
"Reelin' In the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the East?
Stowing away the time.
Are you gathering up your keys?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' In the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the ears
Stowing away the mime?
Are you gathering up the ears?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the Chiefs?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the tears?
As in the Kansas City Chiefs.
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the teams?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gathering up the tears?
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ready in the evening?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really an engineer?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really in the East?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the heat?
Storin' away the time?
Are you gathering up the teeth?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you ringing in your ears,
Is it goin' away with time?
Are you blabberin' out your fears,
Have you had it on your mind?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years
Stowin' away the time
Are you gatherin' up the tears
Have you had enough of mine
seems like some of us just cannot understand lyrics when we hear them
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you screaming in my ear?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you wheeling in the yees
Original Lyrics:
Are you reeling in the years?
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I still don't watch TV
Original Lyrics:
I still don't know what you mean
"Reelin' in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can say you were a genius when you were having tea
Original Lyrics:
You've been telling me you were a genius since you were 17
"Reelin’ in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really a good reader?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin’ in the years?
"Reelin’ in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really from the east?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin’ in the years?
"Reelin’ in the Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you really in the limo?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin’ in the years?
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And by losing it, you'll feel better
When you get home
Original Lyrics:
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home.
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking all rules like thunder.
Original Lyrics:
Rikki don't lose that number.
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you have a painting of art
Original Lyrics:
But if you have a change of heart
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't lose that number
Original Lyrics:
Rikki don't lose that number
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse knows that number
Original Lyrics:
Rikki don't lose that number
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We had 'No leaving' - that's okay
Original Lyrics:
We hear you're leaving, that's okay
"We had 'No leaving'" - meaning we had agreed to stay together, no matter what.
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't wanna call somebody else
Original Lyrics:
You don't wanna call nobody else
"Rikki Don’t Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wendy, don’t lose that number
Original Lyrics:
Rikki don’t lose that number
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking all rules by number
Original Lyrics:
Rikki, don't lose that number.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaky, don't lose that number.
Original Lyrics:
Rikki, don't lose that number.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you don't even know you're mine.
Original Lyrics:
But you don't even know your mind.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought a little while time had your speed gun
Original Lyrics:
I thought our little wild time had just begun
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can all lose that number.
Original Lyrics:
Rikki, don't lose that number.
"Rikki, Don't Lose That Number" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can go out driving on slow ham roll.
Original Lyrics:
We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row.
"Rose Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Snake Mary dreams alone
Original Lyrics:
Snake Mary dreams along
"Rose Darling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The spore is on the winter night
Original Lyrics:
The spore is on the wind tonight
"Show Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages
Original Lyrics:
Go to Las Vegas
sung at the same time as the word "outrageous"
"Show Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold in lost wages
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to lost wages
"Show Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It just wouldn't be fair
Original Lyrics:
At the Guernsey Fair
"Show Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost Regis, Lost Regis
Original Lyrics:
Lost wages, lost wages
"Show Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outrageous, outrageous
Original Lyrics:
Lost wages, lost wages
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've been into Washington, too
Original Lyrics:
And I've been in the Washington Zoo
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And in all my travels as the fat sun ravel
Original Lyrics:
And in all my travels as the facts unravel
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Las Vegas.
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goldilocks wages
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half Swedish, half Swedish
Original Lyrics:
Lost wages, lost wages.
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's owes me lost wages, lost wages.
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, persuade us! Persuade us!
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They got the Chevrolet bodies
Original Lyrics:
They got the shapely bodies
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You blow the night's wages, night's wages
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
Are you sure about the whole "lost wages" thing? I'm not sure I'm convinced.
"Show-Biz Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know they're outrageous.
Original Lyrics:
Go to lost wages, lost wages.
"Sign In Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you have a dark spot on your pants?
Original Lyrics:
Do you have a dark spot on your past?
"Sign In Stranger" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you heard about the 'Boomaneezer Five'
Original Lyrics:
Have you heard about the boom on Mizar Five
"The Boston Rag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed a forty five.
Original Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed up all he found.
"The Boston Rag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed the bonifide.
Original Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom and he swallowed up all he found.
"The Boston Rag" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom
And he swallowed a ball he found.
Original Lyrics:
Lonnie swept the playroom
And he swallowed up all he found.
"The Fez" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gonna do it with active enzymes.
Original Lyrics:
Never gonna do it without your fez on.
"The Fez" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gonna do it without your pants on
Original Lyrics:
No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
"The Fez" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never gonna do it without your pheasant.
Original Lyrics:
Never gonna do it without your fez on.
"The Fez" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I'm never gonna do it without the phase on
Original Lyrics:
No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
"The Royal Scam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From their boats abound
Original Lyrics:
From their boats of iron
"The Royal Scam" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That die companions
Original Lyrics:
Their dark companions
"Things I Miss The Most" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reality TV
Original Lyrics:
The Audi TT
"Things I Miss the Most" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The house on the golf course
Original Lyrics:
The house on the Gulf Coast
"Third World Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And where did he get so 'Mondo'.
Original Lyrics:
E l'era del terzo mondo.
In Providence, the 'Mondo' style was big among Portuguese guys from Fox Point -- lots of sharp toed lizard shoes and stilletto sideburns.
"This All Too Mobile Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get forty five miles a gallon in this old car
Original Lyrics:
I get four or five miles a gallon in this old car
"Through With Buzz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the fool wind blows.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm through with Buzz.
"Through With Buzz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's my favorite funny.
Original Lyrics:
He's not very funny.
"Throw Back The Little Ones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drunk like a matador
I pray for the weekend.
Original Lyrics:
Done like a matador
I pray for the weekend.
"Throw Back The Little Ones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I pawn my crown
For out of town
Original Lyrics:
So I pawn my crown
For a ride uptown
"Time Out Of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't the room look pretty
Original Lyrics:
Don't the moon look pretty
"Time Out Of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's direct from law school
Original Lyrics:
It's direct from Lhasa.
"Time Out Of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's direct philosophy.
Original Lyrics:
It's direct from Lhasa.
"Time Out Of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on the prize.
Original Lyrics:
Keep your eyes on the skies.
"Time Out of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's affection
Original Lyrics:
It's perfection
"Time Out of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On this gloomy day
Original Lyrics:
On this glory day
"Time Out of Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is your chance to be real
or
This is your chance to be free
Original Lyrics:
This is your chance to believe
"West of Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now at this time
Into our prehistoric
Original Lyrics:
Now at this time
Into our pretty story
"What A Shame About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Dakine won the buns and fries.
Original Lyrics:
Bobby Dakine won the Bunsen Prize.
"What A Shame About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bobby Dakine, the one that bumps and grinds.
Original Lyrics:
Bobby Dakine won the Bunsen prize.
"What A Shame About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was crying to my baby.
Original Lyrics:
I was grinding through my day gig.
"What A Shame About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still working at McDonald's
Now I'm just about to quit.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still working on that novel
Now I'm just about to quit.
"What a Shame About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been working at McDonald's but I'm just about to quit
Original Lyrics:
I've been working on a novel but I'm just about to quit
"With A Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were the man that I saw running from the store
Original Lyrics:
You were the man that I saw running from his door
"Your Gold Teeth II" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who cover your action
And blow you one more?
Original Lyrics:
Who cover your action
"Your Gold Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't nothing in Chicago for a muggy woman to do
Original Lyrics:
There ain't nothing in Chicago for a monkey woman to do
"Your Gold Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as you cross the chilly floor
Original Lyrics:
Watching as you cross the killing floor
"Your Gold Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as you cross the kitchen floor.
Original Lyrics:
Watching as you cross the killing floor.
"Your Gold Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're fast enough you beat it down.
Original Lyrics:
You fasten up your beaded gown.

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