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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Jack Stauber
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jack Stauber that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 12 misheard song lyrics for Jack Stauber on amIright currently.
"Baby Hotline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someday I will go back in time and find her OK
Original Lyrics:
Someday I will go back outside and see her, okay
"Baby Teeth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, I ate my workaround
Maybe at your house we could go to my house
Baby fire, baby teeth
Pull her out
Maybe go depressed, Carl
Maybe at your house we could go to my house
Baby fire, baby teeth
Pull her out
Maybe go depressed, Carl
Original Lyrics:
Every night, ain't found workaround
Maybe at your house, we could go to my house
Baby fine, baby teeth
Pull ‘em out
Maybe go to Presque Isle
Maybe at your house, we could go to my house
Baby fine, baby teeth
Pull ‘em out
Maybe go to Presque Isle
"Curl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I tuck an “L” to you?
Original Lyrics:
Can I te-e-ell a lie to you?
"Inchman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wow, out and your days end
I let me taking what I need
I looked over, “Welcome To Bright Side”
(Bro, what?)
Where’s my apology?
I let me taking what I need
I looked over, “Welcome To Bright Side”
(Bro, what?)
Where’s my apology?
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm up in your Days Inn
And I'll be taking what I need
Look over, you’re welcome, embrace it
(Aw, what?)
Where’s my apology?
And I'll be taking what I need
Look over, you’re welcome, embrace it
(Aw, what?)
Where’s my apology?
"Ms. Led"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why am I so rad
Something needs me sad
Or reading’s soon your tag
Something needs me sad
Or reading’s soon your tag
Original Lyrics:
Afternoon, Ms. Led
Why are your eyes so red?
Something need be said
Or pretty soon you’re dead
Why are your eyes so red?
Something need be said
Or pretty soon you’re dead
I think I prefer “Or reading’s soon your tag”
"Pressed Flowers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born less old
Yes, the dad’s fine
Trying to be part
Yes, the dad’s fine
Trying to be part
Original Lyrics:
More unless of old
Yesterday I was fine
Trying to depart
Yesterday I was fine
Trying to depart
"Runaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
You led me to believe you’re an open door
But when I reached for your handle I learned nothing wise
You added fiction and a paper bag 800 witches
Lined from the top to the bottom with the works, come here AND I REALLY HATE ASTHMA
But when I reached for your handle I learned nothing wise
You added fiction and a paper bag 800 witches
Lined from the top to the bottom with the works, come here AND I REALLY HATE ASTHMA
Original Lyrics:
You led me to believe you’re an open door
But when I reached for your handle I learned otherwise
You handed fiction out in paperback 800 pages
Lined from the top to the bottom with the words “come here” AND I READ EVERY LAST WORD
But when I reached for your handle I learned otherwise
You handed fiction out in paperback 800 pages
Lined from the top to the bottom with the words “come here” AND I READ EVERY LAST WORD
"Smooth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our jackets held us worn
As dancing leaves me for once
Take each other’s dames and we were blonde
As dancing leaves me for once
Take each other’s dames and we were blonde
Original Lyrics:
Our jackets held us warm
As dancing leaves would form walls
We’d take each other’s hands and we would run
As dancing leaves would form walls
We’d take each other’s hands and we would run
"The Diverge"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s alright, oh my!
Fine, mine will suffer a horrible, said short
Yeah, I don’t know, big ear
To borrow a man is to steal
I’m stupid
Fine, that means I’m dying
Hi, Eugene has a gun
Fine, mine will suffer a horrible, said short
Yeah, I don’t know, big ear
To borrow a man is to steal
I’m stupid
Fine, that means I’m dying
Hi, Eugene has a gun
Original Lyrics:
It’s alright, don’t worry
We’ll find other nests to share our conversation
And hold on meaning
Far beyond what we have seen
And what we will experience
Our days aren’t running
Our age is gone
We’ll find other nests to share our conversation
And hold on meaning
Far beyond what we have seen
And what we will experience
Our days aren’t running
Our age is gone
I swear, this songs vocals are gibberish
"Trust Flower"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chemicals wash them guilty shores
She knows that locks are freaks with light like your toaster crumb
She knows that locks are freaks with light like your toaster crumb
Original Lyrics:
Chemicals wash on guilty shores
She knows that locks are frequent like your toaster crumbs
She knows that locks are frequent like your toaster crumbs
"Trust Flower"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chemicals wash them guilty shores
She knows that locks are freaks with light like your toaster crumb
She knows that locks are freaks with light like your toaster crumb
Original Lyrics:
Chemicals wash on guilty shores
She knows that locks are frequent like your toaster crumbs
She knows that locks are frequent like your toaster crumbs
"Windrag"
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone on flights, we’re meant to be
There was an accident all over me, please nit
There was an accident all over me, please nit
Original Lyrics:
Although the flights were meant to be
There was an accident, all of the meanings bent
There was an accident, all of the meanings bent
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