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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Billy Squier

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Billy Squier that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 130 misheard song lyrics for Billy Squier on amIright currently.

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"Calley Oh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cameo
Original Lyrics:
Calley oh
"Calley Oh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry on
Original Lyrics:
Calley oh
"Christmas Is the Time to Say I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cher’s the joy of laughter and good cheer
Original Lyrics:
Share the joy of laughter and good cheer
"Christmas Is the Time to Say I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of moolah and brandy
Original Lyrics:
Of moonlight and brandy
"Everybody Wants You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They make you breathless
or
They make you breastless
Original Lyrics:
They make you restless
"Eyes On You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got my Izod
Got my eyes on you.
Original Lyrics:
Got my eye on
Got my eyes on you.
"In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canada
Original Lyrics:
In the dark
"In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand to dot
Original Lyrics:
In the dark
"In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here to die.
Original Lyrics:
In the dark.
"In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Him 'n' Doc
Original Lyrics:
In the dark
"In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hittin' the duck.
Original Lyrics:
In the dark.
"In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hypnotize
Original Lyrics:
In the dark
"In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a dog.
Original Lyrics:
In the dark
"In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paradise
Original Lyrics:
In the dark
"In the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canada
Original Lyrics:
In the dark
"In the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the duck
Original Lyrics:
In the dark
"Lonely Is the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely is the night, been hiding much to long
Original Lyrics:
Lonely is the night when you find yourself alone
"My Kinda Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock on the lumber.
Original Lyrics:
My kind of lover
"My Kinda Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's got a llama
Original Lyrics:
You're my kinda lover
"My Kinda Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My candelabra.
My candelabra.
My candelabra.
Original Lyrics:
You're my kinda lover
You're my kinda lover
You're my kinda lover, yeah.
"My Kinda Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My candelabra
Original Lyrics:
My kind of lover
"My Kinda Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My kind of rug rat
Original Lyrics:
My kind of lover
"My Kinda Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My kinda lifeline
Original Lyrics:
My kinda lover
"My Kinda Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Na-na-na nana-na
Na-na-na nana-na
Na-na-na nana-na nah.
Original Lyrics:
You're my kinda lover
You're my kinda lover
You're my kinda lover, yeah.
"My Kinda Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my candelabra.
Original Lyrics:
You're my kind of lover.
"My Kinda Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the kinda I like uh
Original Lyrics:
You're my kinda lover
"Rock Me Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain me to the walls
Rock me tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to your heart
Rock me tonight.
"Rock Me Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go time
Original Lyrics:
Hold tight
"Rock Me Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to your aunt
Original Lyrics:
Take me to your heart
"Rock Me Tonite" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you walk right, you talk right, and your hamster wild.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you walk right, you talk right, and your hair's so wild.
"She's A Runner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a lard ass
Original Lyrics:
She's a runner
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Domez Lopez
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't take no stop.
Original Lyrics:
Don't take no style.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drug man, drug man
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eating Milky Way right into my veins
Original Lyrics:
You work your way right into my face
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the freez-in-ers all night long.
or
Give me the reason this's all night long.
Original Lyrics:
Give me the business all night long.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go! Go!
Original Lyrics:
Stroke! Stroke!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gormet stuntman
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab your body.
Original Lyrics:
Grab your vile...
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ho!
Original Lyrics:
Stroke!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long live Scotland
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No techno style
Original Lyrics:
Don't take no style
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh!
Original Lyrics:
Stroke!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old man, stroke me.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One man stuntman
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're a wiener
But man you got to simmer down.
Original Lyrics:
Say you're a winner
But man you're just a sinner now.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're a wiener
But maybe you're just a sinner now.
Original Lyrics:
Say you're a winner
But man, you're just a sinner now.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're a winner but man, you gotta settle down
Original Lyrics:
Say you're a winner but man, you're just a sinner now
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're a winner or maybe just a-sittin' down
Original Lyrics:
Say you're a winner but man, you're just a sinner now
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're a winner, but maybe just a sinner now
Original Lyrics:
Say you're a winner but man, you're just a sinner now
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're a winner, or maybe just-a sittin' down.
Original Lyrics:
Say you're a winner, but man, you're just a sinner now.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you're winner, but man
You just should simmer down.
Original Lyrics:
Say you're a winner, but man
You're just a sinner now.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say your a winner, but now
You gotta sit down.
Original Lyrics:
Say you're a winner, but man
You're just a sinner now.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sloopy Sloopy
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sloopy, Sloopy.
Original Lyrics:
stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow man's trumpet
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slowly stroke me.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smokin', smokin'
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow place, snow place.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Snowflakes jumpin'!
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soap is jumpin'.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody stop me.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something struck me.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something's cooking
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something, something
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spread your eevolution
Both far and wide
Original Lyrics:
Spread your ear pollution
Both far and wide
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still can’t choke on it
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stone age stuntman
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stoned and stupid
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Store this nutmeg.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Storm is coming
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Storm man's coming
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stove Top Stuffing
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stovetop stuffing
Shove! Shove!
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
Stroke! Stroke!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strawberry shortcake
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strobe man, strobe man
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strobe, there's nothing.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strobelight, Strobelight
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, Stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strode me, store me.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroh Pez, Stroh Pez
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroh's man, Stroh's man
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
'Stroh's' is a brand of beer.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroke a strumpet
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me Stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroke man, stroke man
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroke man, strut man.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroke may, stroke may
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stroke your trumpet.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strokin', strokin'
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strollin' Strumpet
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strollin', struttin'.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strolling strumpet
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong Man's Nutmeg
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong a** trumpet
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong a** woman
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong and stupid
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong as Stroke Man
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, Stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong as drunk man
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong as nothing.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong as nothing
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong as nutmeg.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong hand stroke me
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man jumping
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man strugglin'
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man strummin'
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man's nothing
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man's trophy
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man, Strong man, strong
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, Stroke me, stroke
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man, stop it!
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man, stroke me!
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me!
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man, strokin'
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man, stunt man
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong man, truck man
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong men stalk me
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strong men strugglin'.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stronge a** jumpers
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strongman, strongman
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strongman, strongmen
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stropez Lopez
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strummin somthin'
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stump me, stump me
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuntman is stupid
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuntman, stuntman
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid, stupid
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw me, a cookie.
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trumpet, trumpet
or
Strummin' trumpet
or
Strumpet, strumpet
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Volga boatmen
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me.
This morning I thought I finally got it when I heard "stroke it, strumpet," but I see that's already on the list. Thanks for clearing this up.
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you find you've blamed me
Original Lyrics:
When you find you've bled me
"The Stroke" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Work your way right into my case.
Original Lyrics:
Work your way right into my face.
"Time Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
He built himself a time bomb
A ticky talkie time bomb
It's about to explode under me
His world is like a time bomb
A walkie talkie time bomb
It's about to explode under me
Original Lyrics:
He built himself a time bomb
A ticking, talking time bomb
It's about to explode under me
His world is like a time bomb
A walking, talking time bomb
It's about to explode under me
"Too Daze Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Couldn't waste my head just to save the day (losin')
Original Lyrics:
Couldn't raise my head just to save the day (losin')

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