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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sparks that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Sparks on amIright currently.

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"Beat the Clock"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a PhD, that avenue (you gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock)
Original Lyrics:
PhD'd that afternoon (you gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock)
"Beat the Clock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skip the funk illiterate
Original Lyrics:
Skip the foreplay, let'er rip
"Cool Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
They never said so,
I'm feeling all right
Original Lyrics:
They let us in, so,
I'm feeling all right
"Cool Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the cool faces?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the cool places?
"Eaten By The Monster Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beaten by the balls of love
Original Lyrics:
Eaten by the monster of love
"I Predict"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the sun will beam out
Original Lyrics:
And this song will fade out
"I Predict"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nazis will throw them out
Original Lyrics:
Maxim's will throw them out
Maxim's is a famous restaurant in Paris.
"I Predict"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out o' date
Original Lyrics:
I predict
"I Predict"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna find the Queen is a man
But they really won't care, I predict
And she will prove that Elvis and her
Had a bleeding affair, I predict
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna find the Queen is a man
But that Philip won't care, I predict
Lassie will prove that Elvis and her
Had a fleeting affair, I predict
"It Ain't 1918" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't 1918 except for the stew.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't 1918 except for these two.
"Looks, Looks, Looks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slugs, slugs, slugs!
Original Lyrics:
Looks, looks, looks!
"Something for the Girl with Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, electrically sharp!
Original Lyrics:
Ah, the little girl is shy
"Suburban Homeboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a celibate homeboy
Original Lyrics:
I am a suburban homeboy
"Thank God It's Not Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chit-chat and clinking glass
She took a ladies' bath
Original Lyrics:
Chit-chat and clinking glass
Cheap talk, a lady's laugh
"This Town Ain't Big Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heatbeat, in case of heartbeat
Original Lyrics:
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
"This Town Ain't Big Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hobbit, in case you're Hobbit
Original Lyrics:
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
"This Town Ain't Big Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoppers, increase the hoppers.
Original Lyrics:
Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
"When Do I Get to Sing "My Way""
Misheard Lyrics:
When you like it, to sing my way
Original Lyrics:
When do I get to sing "My way"
"With All My Might"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wiggle my mind
Original Lyrics:
With all my might

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Selected Albums

Kimono My House
Kimono My House
Propaganda
Propaganda
The Best of Sparks
The Best of Sparks