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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Spandau Ballet that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Chant No. 1 (I Don't Need This Pressure On)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need this restaurant.
Original Lyrics:
Don't need this pressure on.
"Chant No. 1 (I Don't Need This Pressure On)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need this special bra.
Original Lyrics:
I don't need this pressure on.
"Chant No. 1 (I Don't Need This Pressure On)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't think it's personal
Original Lyrics:
I don't need this pressure on
"Communication" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamma-let me here-a hope!
or
I'm-a left-a here alone!
or
I'm-a left-a here alone!
Original Lyrics:
I'm a-left a-here-oh!
"Fight for Ourselves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are gonna make us freak
Original Lyrics:
Are gonna make us free
"Gently"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gently, s*** comes near me.
Original Lyrics:
Gently, she comes near me.
"Gently"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whether right or whether wrong
Gently s*** comes near me.
Gently s*** comes near me.
Original Lyrics:
Whether right or whether wrong
Gently she comes near me.
Gently she comes near me.
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gold! Always believe in your cell
You got the power to go
You got the power to go
Original Lyrics:
Gold! Always believe in your soul
You got the power to know
You got the power to know
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry that the chairs are all warm
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lapdancers bound to return.
Original Lyrics:
Glad that you're bound to return.
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a hard prisoner of war
You can leave me standing so Paul.
You can leave me standing so Paul.
Original Lyrics:
My love is like a high prison wall
And you could leave me standing so tall.
And you could leave me standing so tall.
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a hard reservoir
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a high prison wall
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for coming home.
I'm sorry left the kids all alone.
I'm sorry left the kids all alone.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for coming home.
I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn.
I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn.
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for coming
I'm sorry the cheese rolls are cold.
I'm sorry the cheese rolls are cold.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you for coming home
I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn.
I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn.
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The man with the September face
Original Lyrics:
The man with the suit and the pace.
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The man with the suit and broad face.
Original Lyrics:
The man with the suit and the pace.
"Gold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These are my salad days
Slowly being the eternal way.
Slowly being the eternal way.
Original Lyrics:
These are my salad days
Slowly being eaten away.
Slowly being eaten away.
"Heaven Is A Secret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here is her model home
Listen to the call of the wall.
Listen to the call of the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Here is her model home
Listen to the call of the wild.
Listen to the call of the wild.
"Highly Strung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because she’s highly strung
Oh highly strung, she’s undone
Oh highly strung, she’s undone
Original Lyrics:
Because she’s highly strung
Oh highly strung, she’s a nun
Oh highly strung, she’s a nun
"Highly Strung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's well up to blow the crowd alive.
Original Lyrics:
She's wired up to blow the power line.
"How Many Lies?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You kept me solo
Original Lyrics:
You kept me so warm
"I'll Fly For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Passion breaking wind
Will break me from the start.
Will break me from the start.
Original Lyrics:
Passion take the wind
And break me from this tie.
And break me from this tie.
"I'll Fly For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Passion take the wind
And break me from this time.
And break me from this time.
Original Lyrics:
Passion take the wind
And break me from this tie.
And break me from this tie.
"Lifeline" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He could have built a statute of time
So if he'd only try to understand.
So if he'd only try to understand.
Original Lyrics:
He could have built a statue with his hands
So gentle when he tried to understand.
So gentle when he tried to understand.
"Musclebound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, brusslesprout
All tied up
All tied up
Original Lyrics:
Work 'til you're musclebound
All night long.
All night long.
"Musclebound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Work 'til you're musclebound
Don't skive off.
Don't skive off.
Original Lyrics:
Work 'til you're musclebound
All night long.
All night long.
"Musclebound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Work till your muscles howl, all night long
Original Lyrics:
Work till you're musclebound, all night long
"Only When You Leave" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How many cars must I make?
or
How many cards must I make?
or
How many cards must I make?
Original Lyrics:
How many calls must I make?
"Paint Me Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm walking in the studio
Original Lyrics:
I'm walking into studio
"Pharaoh" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goldilocks, Goldilocks, Goldilocks
Dig that pharaoh
or
Butternut, butternut, butternut
Take that pharaoh
or
Good enough, good enough, good enough
Take that pharaoh
or
Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up
Take that pharaoh
Dig that pharaoh
or
Butternut, butternut, butternut
Take that pharaoh
or
Good enough, good enough, good enough
Take that pharaoh
or
Gotta get up, gotta get up, gotta get up
Take that pharaoh
Original Lyrics:
Going alone, going alone, going alone
Take that pharaoh
Take that pharaoh
"Raw"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said "Walk out the door"
She said "There's a semaphore here"
She said "come on baby I want it raw"
She said "There's a semaphore here"
She said "come on baby I want it raw"
Original Lyrics:
Like a wolf at the door
Like a scratch of a claw
She says "come on baby I want it raw"
Like a scratch of a claw
She says "come on baby I want it raw"
"Round and Round" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have to be so white
Original Lyrics:
I don't have to be so wise
"She Loved Like Diamond" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She loved Neil Diamond.
Original Lyrics:
She loved like diamond.
"Snakes and Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex and murder burgers
Original Lyrics:
Snakes and lov-er-s
"The Freeze" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Unpack my case one more time
Original Lyrics:
I'll pack my case one more time
"Through The Barricades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And through the barbecues
Original Lyrics:
And through the barricades
"Through The Barricades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we made her laugh on braised lamb
Original Lyrics:
And we made our love on wasteland
"Through The Barricades" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see it in her face that's turned twice.
Original Lyrics:
I see it in her face that's turned to ice.
"To Cut a Long Story Short" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bloody fat strangers!
Original Lyrics:
Running from strangers,
"To Cut a Long Story Short" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See you in the ballet
or
See you, Spandau Ballet
or
See you, Spandau Ballet
Original Lyrics:
See you in the valley
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aloha, I'm now here to stay
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I want the truth to be said
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me courage now to write the next line.
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know this blunch is true
or
I know this barges through
or
I know their's blotches girl
or
I know their's blotches girl
Original Lyrics:
I know this much is true
Blunch is an australian expression for skipping school
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there's bunches, truth.
Original Lyrics:
I know this much is true.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know there's lawn chairs, too.
or
I know this punch is true.
or
I know this punch is true.
Original Lyrics:
I know this much is true.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know this 'sage is true.
Original Lyrics:
I know this much is true.
Pronounced 'saage' as in massage.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I notice bunches, too
or
I know there's bunches too
or
I know there's bunches too
Original Lyrics:
I know this much is true
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm no less conscious than you
Original Lyrics:
I know this much is true
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lets spend together then all night long
Original Lyrics:
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen'n to more than 'Oh my Lo-ord'.
Original Lyrics:
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listenin' to more than words say.
Original Lyrics:
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listenin' to morons all night long
Original Lyrics:
Listening to Marvin all night long
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listenin' to morphene all night long.
Original Lyrics:
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listening to moaning all night long.
Original Lyrics:
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mano es paces. True.
Original Lyrics:
I know this much is true.
In Spanish, the misheard phrase is equivalent to "Hand is peace."
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sands of time, I've been told.
Original Lyrics:
Sand's a time on its own.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spends his time on the dole.
Original Lyrics:
Sand's a time of its own.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms with the right to remain silent
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your seaside arse and write the next line
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your seaside otter to write the next line
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your seaside otter, write the next line.
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your seats, announce who'll write the next line
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your seats, sit down to write the next line.
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your teeth right out and write the next line.
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your teeth right out to write the next line
Original Lyrics:
Take your seaside arms and write the next line
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smile just tripled
Original Lyrics:
This much is true ooh
Repeated many times near the end of the song
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're over here, a tortured toe
OR
They're over here, talk to the toe
OR
They're over here, talk to the toe
Original Lyrics:
Head over heels when toe to toe
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the morning of my love
Original Lyrics:
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the sound of muscles
Original Lyrics:
This is the sound of my soul
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the sound of myself
Original Lyrics:
This is the sound of my soul
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the sound of myself
Original Lyrics:
This is the sound of my soul
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the sound of myself
Original Lyrics:
This is the sound of my soul
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This magic's true
or
This match is true
or
This match is true
Original Lyrics:
This much is true
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This open earth has just begun.
Original Lyrics:
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This open earth has just begun
Listening to more than all night long.
Listening to more than all night long.
Original Lyrics:
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun
Listening to Marvin all night long.
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This open wound has just begun
Listenin' to morning all night long.
Listenin' to morning all night long.
Original Lyrics:
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun
Listening to Marvin all night long.
Listening to Marvin all night long.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This opener has just begun
Original Lyrics:
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This scotch is triple,
this scotch is triple,
I know, I know this scotch is triple
this scotch is triple,
I know, I know this scotch is triple
Original Lyrics:
This much is true,
this much is true
I know, I know this much is true
this much is true
I know, I know this much is true
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do I find it hard to like it next time?
Original Lyrics:
Why do I find it hard to write the next line?
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a drill in my hand and a pillow mite on
Original Lyrics:
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a pen in my hand and I pillow my tongue
Original Lyrics:
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a thrill in my hand and I pillow my tongue.
Original Lyrics:
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a thrill in my hand and a pill on my tongue.
Original Lyrics:
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue.
"True" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue,
I add preserves to my egg foo young
I add preserves to my egg foo young
Original Lyrics:
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue,
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun
Dissolve the nerves that have just begun
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