Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Sound Of Music that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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There are 12 misheard song lyrics for The Sound Of Music on amIright currently.
"Climb Every Mountain"
Climb every mountain,
fall in every stream
Climb every mountain,
ford every stream
"Climb Every Mountain"
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow
'Til you find a bream
A bream that will need
All the love you can give
Every day of your life
For as long as you live
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow
'Til you find your dream
A dream that will need
All the love you can give
Every day of your life
For as long as you live
"Do-Re-Mi"
Do, a deer, a shemale deer
Do, a deer, a female deer
"Do-Re-Mi"
Tea, a drink with German bread
Ti, a drink with jam and bread
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"
How do you solve a problem like my rear?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
"How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria"
How do you solve a problem like pyorrhoea?
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
"So Long, Farewell"
F*ck you, f*ck you, and you and you and you
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
"So Long, Farewell"
So long, farewell, our feet are saying 'Good night!'
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
"So Long, Farewell"
So long, farewell, up yours you pain, good night.
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night.
"So Long, Farewell"
So tall, pare tale, love isn't in sight,
I hate to see such a pretty sight,
I want you and you to leave with me too.
Abu Abu to you and you and youuuuuuooooouuuu
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight
So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
"The Lonely Goatherd"
High on a hill was a lonely goat turd
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
"The Lonely Goatherd"
What a duet for a girl and goat turd
Layee odl, layee odl-oo
What a duet for a girl and goatherd
Layee odl, layee odl-oo