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There are 13 misheard song lyrics for Smokie on amIright currently.
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"Don't Play Your Rock N' Roll to Me" (MP3)
But your words just sound like Rock n' Roll lies to me
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Go sing your lies to someone else 'cos someone else maybe
But your words just sound like Rock n' Roll lines to me
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Go sing your lines to someone else 'cos someone else maybe
"If You Think You Know How to Love Me" (MP3)
And if you really really want me to stay
You've got to leave the way
And if you really really want me to stay
You've got to lead the way
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
24 years just waiting for a chance, to tell her how I feel and try to get into her pants
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel And maybe get a second glance.
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Threw up together, two kids in the park
Grew up together, two kids in the park
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Training for years and waiting for a chance
Twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Twenty four hours living next door to Heaven.
Twenty four years living next door to Alice.
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel
And maybe get into her pants.
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel
And maybe get a second glance.
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel
and maybe get into her pants
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glimpse
"Living Next Door to Alice" (MP3)
And she said, "I know how the hell
Get over Alice"
And she said, "I know how to help
Get over Alice"
"Living Next Door to Alice" (MP3)
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second dress
or
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel and maybe get her second hand
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance.
Well, I was out cruisin', getting laid and I was newsin*
...
So why I ain't usin' today
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On a hot afternoon - there was nothing to do
You're not the sort of thing better to find
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You got all the right curls and all the right whirls
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Well as we reminisced, when we started to kiss
Well, I was out cruisin', getting late and I was losin'
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So do I, and I ain't losing today
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On a hot afternoon when there's nothing to do
You're not the sorta thing a fella should find
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You got all the right curves and all the right words
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Well if you're ready for this, when we started to kiss
*Checking out new women
"What Can I Do?"
Vodke naidoo
What can I do?
"What Can I Do?"
Why can't I do?
What can I do?