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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Smokie that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 13 misheard song lyrics for Smokie on amIright currently.

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"Don't Play Your Rock N' Roll to Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But your words just sound like Rock n' Roll lies to me
...
Go sing your lies to someone else 'cos someone else maybe
Original Lyrics:
But your words just sound like Rock n' Roll lines to me
...
Go sing your lines to someone else 'cos someone else maybe
"If You Think You Know How to Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you really really want me to stay
You've got to leave the way
Original Lyrics:
And if you really really want me to stay
You've got to lead the way
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
24 years just waiting for a chance, to tell her how I feel and try to get into her pants
Original Lyrics:
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel And maybe get a second glance.
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Threw up together, two kids in the park
Original Lyrics:
Grew up together, two kids in the park
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Training for years and waiting for a chance
Original Lyrics:
Twenty-four years, just waiting for a chance
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty four hours living next door to Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty four years living next door to Alice.
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel
And maybe get into her pants.
Original Lyrics:
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel
And maybe get a second glance.
"Living Next Door To Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel
and maybe get into her pants
Original Lyrics:
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel
and maybe get a second glimpse
"Living Next Door to Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said, "I know how the hell
Get over Alice"
Original Lyrics:
And she said, "I know how to help
Get over Alice"
"Living Next Door to Alice" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second dress
or
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel and maybe get her second hand
Original Lyrics:
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance.
"Oh Carol" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I was out cruisin', getting laid and I was newsin*
...
So why I ain't usin' today
...
On a hot afternoon - there was nothing to do
You're not the sort of thing better to find
...
You got all the right curls and all the right whirls
...
Well as we reminisced, when we started to kiss
Original Lyrics:
Well, I was out cruisin', getting late and I was losin'
...
So do I, and I ain't losing today
...
On a hot afternoon when there's nothing to do
You're not the sorta thing a fella should find
...
You got all the right curves and all the right words
...
Well if you're ready for this, when we started to kiss
*Checking out new women
"What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vodke naidoo
Original Lyrics:
What can I do?
"What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why can't I do?
Original Lyrics:
What can I do?

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