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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Sly And The Family Stone
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There are 72 misheard song lyrics for Sly And The Family Stone on amIright currently.
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"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is well go home
Original Lyrics:
All the squares go home
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is well, far out
Original Lyrics:
All the squares go home
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the bears, far out
Original Lyrics:
All the squares go home
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the squares fall out!
Original Lyrics:
All the squares go home
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we need is a drama
For people who only need a beat.
For people who only need a beat.
Original Lyrics:
All we need is a drummer
For people who only need a beat.
For people who only need a beat.
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we need is bummer, for people who only need a feet
I'm gunna add a little good tone to make it easy to move your feet
I've got a handsome bottle, so that the jazz singer just won't hide.
I'm gunna add a little good tone to make it easy to move your feet
I've got a handsome bottle, so that the jazz singer just won't hide.
Original Lyrics:
All we need is a drummer, for people who only need a beat
I'm gonna add a little guitar, and make it easy to move your feet
I'm gonna add some bottom, so that the dancers just won't hide.
I'm gonna add a little guitar, and make it easy to move your feet
I'm gonna add some bottom, so that the dancers just won't hide.
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cynthia on the drums
Original Lyrics:
Cynthia on the 'trump'
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cynthia on the throne
Original Lyrics:
Cynthia on the 'trump'
Trump = short for trumpet
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna add a little girl talk to make it easy to move your feet.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna add a little guitar, and make it easy to move your feet
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bongo
So you can dance with just one eye.
So you can dance with just one eye.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bottom
So the dancers just won't hide.
So the dancers just won't hide.
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bottom
So we could dance with just one eye.
So we could dance with just one eye.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bottom
So that the dancers just won't hide.
So that the dancers just won't hide.
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bygone
So that the dancers just won't hide
So that the dancers just won't hide
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bottom
So that the dancers just won't hide.
So that the dancers just won't hide.
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna add vibrato
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna add some bottom
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the basses
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the voices
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the birdman
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the voices
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rye Bread, 'Sly, Rally, Sly.'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'Ride, Sally, ride.'
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' here on the throne
Original Lyrics:
Cynthia on the 'trump'
"Dance To The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
You might like to hear my organ
I said, 'Right, solid, right.'
I said, 'Right, solid, right.'
Original Lyrics:
You might like to hear my organ
I said, 'Ride, Sally, ride.'
I said, 'Ride, Sally, ride.'
"Dance to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop the music
Original Lyrics:
Dance to the Music
"Dance to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dense to the music
Original Lyrics:
Dance to the music
"Dance to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna add a little dirt top.
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna add a little guitar.
What is a “dirt top”? Well, the lyrics do sound like that. Daddy thought it was “good talk”.
"Everybody Is a Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody is in Sparta
Original Lyrics:
Everybody is a star
As in Sparta, Greece or Sparta Township, NJ.
"Everyday People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A butcher, a baker, a drummer and then
Original Lyrics:
The butcher, the banker, the drummer and then
"Everyday People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A butcher, a beggar, a drummer and then
Original Lyrics:
The butcher, the banker, the drummer and then
"Everyday People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Adam no better and neither are you
Original Lyrics:
I am no better and neither are you
"Everyday People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ahhh, now everyday people
Original Lyrics:
I am everyday people
"Everyday People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am OCD people
Original Lyrics:
I am everyday people
"Everyday People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Snoopy the beagle
Original Lyrics:
I am everyday people
"Everyday People"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am everyday Beatles
or
I am everyday beagle
or
I am everything bagel
or
I am everyday beagle
or
I am everything bagel
Original Lyrics:
I am everyday people
"Everyday People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes no difference with Group on in hand
Original Lyrics:
Makes no difference what group I'm in
"Everyday People"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't think, and rob the bag I'm in
Original Lyrics:
Still can't figure out the bag I'm in
"Everyday People"
Misheard Lyrics:
You love me, you hate me, ignore me and then
Original Lyrics:
You love me, you hate me, you know me and then
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood, stick 'er in the mud
Original Lyrics:
Blood's thicker than mud
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this family unfair?
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Camry affair
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
This sounds hilarious in hindsight when Toyota used the song "Everyday People" for their advertising campaign in 1997.
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a candid affair
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a deadly affair
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a family of bears.
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair.
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a family out there.
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair.
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's old granny, all bare
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the family of man
Original Lyrics:
It's a family affair
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mom's love is the Volta Dam.
Original Lyrics:
Mom loves the both of them.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Must care for the good of Mom.
Original Lyrics:
Both kids are good to Mom.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to murder.
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to murder.
Original Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to burn.
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to burn.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
One child grows up to be somebody who just loves to murder.
One child grows up to be somebody who just loves to murder.
Original Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to burn.
Another child grows up to be somebody you'd just love to burn.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One child grows up to be someone who just loves to learn
And another child grows up to be somebody you'd just loved to burn
And another child grows up to be somebody you'd just loved to burn
Original Lyrics:
One child grows up to be somebody that just loves to learn
And another child grows up to be somebody who you'd just love to burn
And another child grows up to be somebody who you'd just love to burn
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
One child throws up today
Original Lyrics:
One child grows up today
"Hot Fun In The Summertime" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Counting bear in the country sun
or
Connie Mack [stadium:Philadelphia] in the country sun
or
Connie Mack [stadium:Philadelphia] in the country sun
Original Lyrics:
County fair in the countryside
"Hot Fun In The Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Connie bare in the country sun
Original Lyrics:
County fair in the country sun
"Hot Fun In The Summertime" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Count me there in the country, son
Original Lyrics:
County fair in the countryside
"Hot Fun In The Summertime" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the summertime, in the summertime
Original Lyrics:
Them summer days, those summer days
"Hot Fun in the Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Connie fair in the country sun
Original Lyrics:
County fair in the country sun
"Hot Fun in the Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hot dog on a summer's high
Original Lyrics:
Hot fun in the summertime
"Hot Fun in the Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the slumber time
Original Lyrics:
In the summertime
"Hot Fun in the Summertime"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the southern style
Original Lyrics:
In the summertime
"Hot Fun in the Summertime" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop is gone in the summertime
Original Lyrics:
Hot fun in the summertime
"If You Want Me to Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you shave me again
Original Lyrics:
When you see me again
"If You Want Me to Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’ll never be in dust
Original Lyrics:
You’ll never be in doubt
"Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
He might find a night time lady
Original Lyrics:
He might find a nice young lady
"Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life life life's a clown
Original Lyrics:
Life life high as a cloud
"Runnin' Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're stretching out your dudes
Original Lyrics:
You're stretching out your dues
"Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
One that's done all the things you said I could do
Original Lyrics:
One that's done all the things you set out to do
"Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stan!
Original Lyrics:
Stand!
"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to thank you for letting me be myself again
Original Lyrics:
I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at that cadaver
Original Lyrics:
Lookin at the devil
"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull-Ups start chasin'
Original Lyrics:
Bullets start chasin'
"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' like a devil
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' at the devil
"Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weeping in the grass, oh
Original Lyrics:
We begin to wrestle
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