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There are 64 misheard song lyrics for Slade on amIright currently.
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"All Join Hands" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So it's all John Hancock
Original Lyrics:
So let's all join hands
"Bangin' Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh look out and bang your head
Original Lyrics:
Oh look at the bangin' man
"Coz I Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we're mouths apart
Original Lyrics:
When we're miles apart
"Cum On Feel The Noize" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wicked wah-wah, wah!
Original Lyrics:
We get wild, wild, wild
As in the Vox Wah-Wah pedal, man! Holder's lyrics just don't cut the mustard.
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't wear white
Original Lyrics:
And I don't know why
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bird watch the boys
Original Lyrics:
Girls, rock your boys
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on Cheerios
Original Lyrics:
Cum on feel the noize
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go "Wow, wow, wow" at your door
So you think we have a lousy time, well you should know better
And I don't know why, I just don't know why
And you say I got a dirty mine, well I'm a big go-getter
So you think we have a lousy time, well you should know better
And I don't know why, I just don't know why
And you say I got a dirty mine, well I'm a big go-getter
Original Lyrics:
We get wild, wild, wild at your door
So you think we have a lazy time, well you should know better
And I don't know why, I just don't know why
And you say I got a dirty mind, well I'm a mean go-getter
So you think we have a lazy time, well you should know better
And I don't know why, I just don't know why
And you say I got a dirty mind, well I'm a mean go-getter
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll get wild on rocks
Original Lyrics:
We'll get wild, wild, wild
"Cum On Feel the Noize" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We’ll get more riled up
Original Lyrics:
We’ll get wild, wild, wild
"Far Far Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If Stanley's in New Orleans
Original Lyrics:
It still seems so unreal
"Get Down and Get with It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said a-get down get with it and do the dirt
Original Lyrics:
I said a-get down get with it and do the jerk
"Gudbuy T'Jane" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like 'em so young, so young
Original Lyrics:
I say you're so young, you're so young
"Hey Ho Wish You Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey ho wishing well
Original Lyrics:
Hey ho wish you well
"In for a Penny" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And how we get Kelly away
Original Lyrics:
And how we get carried away
"Let's Call It Quits"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's pickin' up the two
Original Lyrics:
It's big enough for two
"Lock Up Your Daughters" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock up your doctors somehow
Original Lyrics:
Lock up your daughters somehow
"Look Wot You Dun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But we disagree
Original Lyrics:
But we don't agree
They intentionally misspell words on a lot of their song titles (especially those later covered by Quiet Riot, "Cum on Feel the Noize" and "Mama Weer All Crazee Now").
"Mama Weer All Crazee Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A you tease me and all my ladies deserve me
Original Lyrics:
A you tease me and all my ladies desert me
"Mama Weer All Crazee Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another drop of color
Original Lyrics:
Another drop now come on
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you hanging up a coffin on your wall?
Original Lyrics:
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you hanging up your turkey on the wall?
Original Lyrics:
Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the fairies keep a snowball for a day?
Original Lyrics:
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the fairies keep him sober 'cause he's gay?
Original Lyrics:
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a terd up on his sleigh?
Does a terd up on his sleigh?
Original Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Does he turn up on his sleigh?
Original Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton up on a sleigh.
Does a ton up on a sleigh.
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
There's a turnip on his sleigh.
There's a turnip on his sleigh.
Original Lyrics:
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton up on his sleigh.
Does a ton up on his sleigh.
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya,
That her old thongs are the best?
That her old thongs are the best?
Original Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya,
That the old songs are the best?
That the old songs are the best?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and spreading Covid with the rest
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and spreading Covid with the rest
Original Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old socks are the best?
That the old socks are the best?
Original Lyrics:
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best?
That the old songs are the best?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only just a gun
Original Lyrics:
It's only just begun
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the time that every Santa has a bottle
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him over for a day?
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him over for a day?
Original Lyrics:
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
(Later)
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa's balls?
When he sees your mama kissing Santa's balls?
Original Lyrics:
What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus?
When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus?
"Merry Xmas Everybody" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you land upon your head are you insane?
Original Lyrics:
When you land upon your head then you've been slayed
"My Baby Left Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know she wrecked me
Original Lyrics:
You know she left me
"My Friend Stan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend Jack’s got a grape in his crack
Original Lyrics:
My friend Jack’s got an ache in his back
"My Friend Stan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My friend Stan’s got a fungal old man
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Original Lyrics:
My friend Stan’s got a funny old man
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
"My Oh My" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's all sing together my oh my
You've got troubles of your own,
no need to face them on a bone
You've got troubles of your own,
no need to face them on a bone
Original Lyrics:
So let's all swing together my oh my
You've got troubles on your own,
no need to face them all alone
You've got troubles on your own,
no need to face them all alone
"My Oh My" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So let's sew strings together, my oh my.
Original Lyrics:
So let's all swing together, my oh my.
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All thanks to everyone,
Run, runaway.
Run, runaway.
Original Lyrics:
All things to everyone,
Run, runaway.
Run, runaway.
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eely comedian lying there in the sun
or
Sealy chameleon lying there in the sun
or
Sealy chameleon lying there in the sun
Original Lyrics:
See the chameleon lying there in the sun
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good news for everyone,
Run, runaway.
Run, runaway.
Original Lyrics:
All things to everyone,
Run, runaway.
Run, runaway.
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, chameleon
Lying there in the sun.
Lying there in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
See the chameleon
Lying there in the sun
Lying there in the sun
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like black and white
My TV's black and white
My TV's black and white
Original Lyrics:
I like black and white
Dreaming in black and white
Dreaming in black and white
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like black-and-white
3-D black-and-white.
3-D black-and-white.
Original Lyrics:
I like black-and-white
Dreaming of black-and-white.
Dreaming of black-and-white.
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you got a crush,
Don't pee around the bush.
Don't pee around the bush.
Original Lyrics:
If you've got a crush
Don't beat around the bush.
Don't beat around the bush.
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you've got a crush
Don't be an octopus.
Don't be an octopus.
Original Lyrics:
If you've got a crush
Don't beat around the bush.
Don't beat around the bush.
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, now can't you play?
(No, no, c'mon and pray)
Oh, the games you play
Run, runaway.
(No, no, c'mon and pray)
Oh, the games you play
Run, runaway.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, now can't you wait?
(Love don't come on a plate)
Oh now, can't you wait?
Run, run away.
(Love don't come on a plate)
Oh now, can't you wait?
Run, run away.
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, now can't you wait?
(No, no, can hardly wait!)
Oh, now can't you wait?
Run, run away.
(No, no, can hardly wait!)
Oh, now can't you wait?
Run, run away.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, now can't you wait?
(Love don't come on a plate)
Oh now, can't you wait?
Run, run away.
(Love don't come on a plate)
Oh now, can't you wait?
Run, run away.
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, now catch a wave
No, no, come on away
Oh, now catch a wave
Run Runaway
No, no, come on away
Oh, now catch a wave
Run Runaway
Original Lyrics:
Oh, now can't you wait
Love don't come on a plate
Oh, now can't you wait
Run Runaway
Love don't come on a plate
Oh, now can't you wait
Run Runaway
"Run Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See a comedian lying there in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
See the chameleon lying there in the sun.
"Run, Runaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seek a million
Lying there in the sun.
Lying there in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
See the chameleon
Lying there in the sun.
Lying there in the sun.
"Skweeze Me Pleeze Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't make it easy
Original Lyrics:
You're learnin' it easy
"Standing on the Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing on the corner,
Headbang on a Hill!
Headbang on a Hill!
Original Lyrics:
Standing on the corner,
Handbag on the hip
Handbag on the hip
"Take Me Bak 'Ome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A superman comes to meet you
He looks like a slice of beef
He looks like a slice of beef
Original Lyrics:
A superman comes to meet you
He looks twice the size of me
He looks twice the size of me
"Take Me Bak 'Ome" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can find paint and glue.
Original Lyrics:
And if we can find plenty to do.
"Thanks for the Memory"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have Van Helsing on your knee
Original Lyrics:
Have a housemaid on your knee
"We'll Bring the House Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn the mega bombs way up loud
Original Lyrics:
Turn the megawatts way up loud
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