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There are 20 misheard song lyrics for Skee-Lo on amIright currently.
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I wish I had a girl with a beard,
I would call her
I wish I had a girl who looked good,
I would call her
I wish I had a girl with a d***, I would call her
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a girl with a name
I would call her
I wish I had a girl who looked good,
I would call her
I wish I had a girl, if I did I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a 6-point baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a '64 Impala.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat
And a six four father.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat
And a six-four Impala.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
With a bat and was six-foot one.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
With a bat and a six-four Impala.
Renard adds: "Interestingly, what I misheard in this catchy 1995 tune would actually fit because of the lyrics 'I wish I was a little bit taller.'"
I wish I had a rabbit with a hat in a bat
And a 6 foot father.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat, with a bat
And a six-four Impala.
I wish I was a little bit Thomas (as in Thomas the Tank Engine)
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a little bit choral
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a little bit stronger
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a bollock.
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller.
Baller = basketball player. The singer wishes he was good at basketball.
I wish I was a rabbit in a habit
I wish I was a rabbit in a hat
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
with a bat and was six-foot-one.
I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
with a bat and a '64 Impala.
I wish I was living in toilets.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Six-foot father
Six-four Impala
Sixth-Form Parlour
Six-four Impala
Sixth-floor parlor
Six-four Impala
And I be like Aladdin, always poof
All you need, all you need.
And I be like Aladdin, always poof!
What do you need? What do you need?
Every lyrics site I go to has the incorrect lyric. The line is a take on Disney's Aladdin when Genie says 'Poof! What do you need?'
For that is in my name and I thought I was on O' Dane
Double Jeopardy.
For that is in my name and I thought I was on---oh dang!---
Double Jeopardy.
"Top of the Stairs" (MP3)
Wasn't some session
Wasn't South Central