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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sia that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 138 misheard song lyrics for Sia on amIright currently.
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"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lie.
Original Lyrics:
I'm alive.
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I were Indian I'd hate his head
Original Lyrics:
I wore envy and I hated that
"Big Girls Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I may cry through an intermission
Original Lyrics:
I may cry ruining my make-up
"Big Girls Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pay TV, Zagenny.
Original Lyrics:
Pay TV, it's agony.
"Bird Set Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't care if I sing or pee
Original Lyrics:
And I don't care if I sing off key
"Broken Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't give up, it's just your lover's grown ass
Original Lyrics:
So don't give up, it's just young lovers' romance
"Candy Cane Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas is ringing for you
Original Lyrics:
Christmas is waiting for you
"Candy Cane Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
So get dressed and depressed
Original Lyrics:
So get dressed and impressed
"Candy Cane Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a trip down Cambria Lane with me
Original Lyrics:
Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane with me
"Candy Cane Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tinker Bell down Candy Cane Lane
Original Lyrics:
Take a trip down Candy Cane Lane
"Candy Cane Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Urkel and Lou
Original Lyrics:
Purple and blue
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
4th of July
Original Lyrics:
Over tonight
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
All for tonight
Original Lyrics:
Over tonight
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm holding on for July
Original Lyrics:
Bot I'm holding on for dear life
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come back to Lionel's Bar!
Original Lyrics:
Throw 'em back, till I lose count
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to me
Original Lyrics:
1-2-3
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear my tears as they cry
or
Feel my tears as they cry
or
Feel my tears as they cry
Original Lyrics:
Feel my tears as they dry
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel my teeth as if it's light.
Original Lyrics:
Feel my tears as they dry.
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel my teeth as it flies.
Original Lyrics:
Feel my tears as they dry.
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the jamboree
Original Lyrics:
From the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going back to Lionel's house
Original Lyrics:
Throw 'em back, till I lose count
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going back to Lionel’s house
Original Lyrics:
Throw 'em back, till I lose count
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the shade, here comes the shade
Original Lyrics:
Here comes the shame, here comes the shame
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just hold an old butter knife
Original Lyrics:
I'm just holding on for tonight
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna sing from the chimney, from the chimney
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna swim from the Champs Élysées
Original Lyrics:
I wanna swing from the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna swim through the chimner, through the chimney
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna fly like a bullet through the night
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna fly like a burp on the night
Feel my feet as they fly!
Feel my feet as they fly!
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna fly like a bird on the night
Feel my tears as they dry!
Feel my tears as they dry!
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna live like the one who doesn't exist
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna sway
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna swim from the chandelier
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna swim from the children in heat
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chandaleier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chimney-hee, from the chimney-he-he
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the shendig
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the tiririty, from the ti-ri-ri-ty
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm
Gonna scream
From the chim-in-nee!
From the chim-in-nee-NEE!
1-2-3
1-2-3, 3
Gonna scream
From the chim-in-nee!
From the chim-in-nee-NEE!
1-2-3
1-2-3, 3
Original Lyrics:
I'm
Gonna swing
From the chandelier
From the chandelier
1-2-3
1-2-3, drink
Gonna swing
From the chandelier
From the chandelier
1-2-3
1-2-3, drink
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna live like the wall that doesn’t exist, like it doesn’t exist
I’m gonna fly like a Paragon tonight
Feel my tears as they dry
I’m gonna fly like a Paragon tonight
Feel my tears as they dry
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna live like tomorrow doesn’t exist, like it doesn’t exist
I’m gonna fly like a bird through the night
Feel my tears as they dry
I’m gonna fly like a bird through the night
Feel my tears as they dry
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna swing from the chien andalou, from the chien andalou
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dozen of teas, like a dozen of teas.
Original Lyrics:
Like it doesn't exist, like it doesn't exist.
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
One two three
One two three three
One two three three
Original Lyrics:
One two three
One two three drink
One two three drink
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
One, two, three
One, two, three, Drake
One, two, three, Drake
Original Lyrics:
One two three
One two three, drink
One two three, drink
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Potty girls don't get hurt.
Don't feel and don't sing. When will I ever learn?
I push you down, I push you down.
Don't feel and don't sing. When will I ever learn?
I push you down, I push you down.
Original Lyrics:
Party girls don't get hurt.
Don't feel anything, when will I learn?
I push it down, I push it down.
Don't feel anything, when will I learn?
I push it down, I push it down.
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun is up, I'm a myth
Gotta get out now, gotta run from this
Here comes the shape, here comes the shape
Gotta get out now, gotta run from this
Here comes the shape, here comes the shape
Original Lyrics:
Sun is up, I'm a mess
Gotta get out now, gotta run from this
Here comes the shame, here comes the shame
Gotta get out now, gotta run from this
Here comes the shame, here comes the shame
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun is up, I'm amiss
Original Lyrics:
Sun is up, I'm a mess
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through and back, Delaino's gone
Original Lyrics:
Throw 'em back, till I lose count
"Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw 'em back, tonight don't stop
Original Lyrics:
Throw 'em back, till I can't count
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
(I know she's there!)
Original Lyrics:
(I love cheap thrills!)
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
(I love Chicago!)
Original Lyrics:
(I love cheap thrills!)
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Babi hi oh
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't need Columbians to have fun tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't need all of it all to have fun tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't need colored heels to have fun tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't need coloured pills to have fun tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills and I'll hunt tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't need drugs or pills to have fun tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don't need your lovin' to have fun tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I don’t need no alcohol to have fun tonight
Original Lyrics:
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have fun, take pills
Original Lyrics:
I love cheap thrills
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi Picasso
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the bus stop
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the downspout
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the dumbsta'
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the dumpsta
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the gun store
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the guns now
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit the toaster
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got cats
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got cash
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got cuts
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got cash
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't got gas
Original Lyrics:
I ain't got cash
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I dont need no run around
Original Lyrics:
I dont need no money
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t need no other me
Original Lyrics:
I don't need no money
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love Dean Phelps!
Original Lyrics:
I love cheap thrills!
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love cheese grilled
Original Lyrics:
I love cheap thrills
I'm still gonna sing cheese grilled
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love pigtails!
Original Lyrics:
I love cheap thrills!
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love sheep tails
Original Lyrics:
I love cheap thrills
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't back down!
Original Lyrics:
I love cheap thrills!
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hurt, she's killed.
Original Lyrics:
I love cheap thrills!
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the dumpster, in the dumpster, I got all I need
Original Lyrics:
Hit the dance floor, hit the dance floor, I got all I need
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Friday night and it won't be long till I hit the dumpster, hit the dumpster.
Original Lyrics:
It's Friday night and it won't be long till I hit the dance floor, hit the dance floor.
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till I hear the guns fly
Hear the guns fly
I got all I need
No I ain't got gas
No I ain't got gas
Hear the guns fly
I got all I need
No I ain't got gas
No I ain't got gas
Original Lyrics:
Till I hit the dance floor
Hit the dance floor
I got all I need
No I ain't got cash
No I ain't got cash
Hit the dance floor
I got all I need
No I ain't got cash
No I ain't got cash
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till I hit the dumpster, hit the dumpster
or
Till I hit the gun store, hit the gun store
or
Till I hit the gun store, hit the gun store
Original Lyrics:
Till I hit the dance floor, hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till I hit the ganja
Hit the ganja
Hit the ganja
Original Lyrics:
Till I hit the dance floor
Hit the dance floor
Hit the dance floor
"Cheap Thrills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until I hit the gun store
Hit the gun store
I got all I need
No I ain't got gas
I ain't got gas
Hit the gun store
I got all I need
No I ain't got gas
I ain't got gas
Original Lyrics:
Till I hit the dance floor
Hit the dance floor
I got all I need
No I ain't got cash
I ain't got cash
Hit the dance floor
I got all I need
No I ain't got cash
I ain't got cash
"Elastic Heart (ft. The Weeknd & Diplo)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But your blade it might pizza shark
Original Lyrics:
But your blade it might be too sharp
What in the world is a pizza shark?!
"Elastic Heart (ft. The Weeknd & Diplo)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like a rubber band until you poke too hard
Yeah, I may snap and I may bow
You won't see me unibrow
Yeah, I may snap and I may bow
You won't see me unibrow
Original Lyrics:
I'm like a rubber band until you pull too hard
Yeah, I may snap but I move fast
You won't see me fall apart
Yeah, I may snap but I move fast
You won't see me fall apart
"Elastic Heart (ft. The Weeknd & Diplo)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The chill brain in my pizza shop
Original Lyrics:
But your blade it might be too sharp
"Elastic Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And another one like a douche
Original Lyrics:
And another one bites the dust
"Elastic Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the one making this
Original Lyrics:
And another one bites the dust
"Elastic Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still farting carpets.
Original Lyrics:
I'm still fighting for peace
"Elastic Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got thick skin and an electric car.
Original Lyrics:
I've got thick skin and an elastic heart.
"Elastic Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's chocolate in my pizza shop
Original Lyrics:
But your blade it might be too sharp
"Elastic Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'll fight this war without my buns
But I'm sure that my tits will shine bright
But I'm sure that my tits will shine bright
Original Lyrics:
Wanted to fight this war without weapons
But your blade it might be too sharp
But your blade it might be too sharp
"Elastic Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've got thick skin and an elastic heart
Show my knee, my knee's too sharp
I'm like a rubber band until you pull too hard
But I messed up and I'm at fault
Show my knee, my knee's too sharp
I'm like a rubber band until you pull too hard
But I messed up and I'm at fault
Original Lyrics:
Well I've got thick skin and an elastic heart
But your blade it might be too sharp
I'm like a rubber band until you pull too hard
But I may snap when I move close
But your blade it might be too sharp
I'm like a rubber band until you pull too hard
But I may snap when I move close
"Everyday Is Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the joy in my hollandaise sauce
Original Lyrics:
You're the joy in my holiday song
"Eye of the Needle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stopping to pee
Original Lyrics:
Step and repeat
"Fire Meet Gasoline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Gasoline
Original Lyrics:
Fire meet gasoline
"Fire Meet Gasoline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fiery trampoline
Original Lyrics:
Fire meet gasoline
"Fire Meet Gasoline"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got all I need
When you came into me
When you came into me
Original Lyrics:
I got all I need
When you came back to me
When you came back to me
"Never Give Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never give elbows
Never give up elbows
Never give up elbows
Original Lyrics:
Never give up, no
Never give up, no, no
Never give up, no, no
"Reaper"
Misheard Lyrics:
You fart on me like the darkest cloud
Original Lyrics:
You followed me like the darkest cloud
"Santa's Coming for Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa's coming first
Original Lyrics:
Santa's coming for us
"Santa's Coming for Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa's coming for lunch
Original Lyrics:
Santa's coming for us.
"Santa's Coming for Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send a strong man for us
Original Lyrics:
Santa's coming for us
"Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't hold your clothes, baby
Original Lyrics:
Can't hold you close, baby
"Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to go
Original Lyrics:
I want you to know
"Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go below Zillow and buy from Amazon
Original Lyrics:
Let's go below zero and hide from the sun
"The Girl You Lost To Cocaine (Van Doorn Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Amish the girl, Amish the girl, Amish the girl, etc.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a girl, I'm just a girl, I'm just a girl, etc.
"The Greatest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I f*** Dominos
Original Lyrics:
I got stamina
"The Greatest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gosh damina
Original Lyrics:
I got stamina
"The Greatest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm free to be the greatest here tonight. Reverse
Reverse, reverse.
Reverse, reverse.
Original Lyrics:
I'm free to be the greatest here tonight, the greatest
The greatest, the greatest
The greatest, the greatest
"The Greatest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice Josh jamina
Original Lyrics:
I got stamina
"The Greatest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-oh, running out of breath, but I
Oh oh, I ain't got time, you know?
Oh oh, I ain't got time, you know?
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh, running out of breath, but I
Oh, I, I got stamina
Oh, I, I got stamina
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break down, all year long I'll cry out loud
You'll never see when I'm tired and now
I don't know deep down.
You'll never see when I'm tired and now
I don't know deep down.
Original Lyrics:
Break down, only alone I will cry out loud
You'll never see what's hiding out
Hiding out deep down.
You'll never see what's hiding out
Hiding out deep down.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put my Armor All
Original Lyrics:
I put my armor on
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put my arm around, so you'll know how strong I am.
Original Lyrics:
I put my armor on, show you how strong I am.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stabbed the boss to die
Original Lyrics:
I'm unstoppable today
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I throw my arms around
Original Lyrics:
I put my armour on
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would never sing all day.
Original Lyrics:
I win every single game.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Borgia with no
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
Only looked up the lyrics today as I was curious what the word at the end of the line (Brakes).
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Persian in Bombay
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no hombres.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a borscht truck with no brakes.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a bunch of in-um-brakes.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a dojo with no breeds
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pork chop in the makes
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pork chop in the rain
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a portion with no breaks.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a push-up in your face.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a sophomore
I'm a push-up in mum brains
I'm infant the bull
I'm a push-up in mum brains
I'm infant the bull
Original Lyrics:
I'm unstoppable
I'm a Porsche with no brakes
I'm invincible
I'm a Porsche with no brakes
I'm invincible
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a virgin with no brakes.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes.
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm abortion with no brakes
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in motion with no brakes
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stocking up today
Original Lyrics:
Unstoppable today
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm stoppable today
Original Lyrics:
Unstoppable today
"Unstoppable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm unfortunate - no brakes
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Porsche with no brakes
"Where I Belong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And soon, you will see we are black and complete.
Original Lyrics:
And soon, you will see we are blessed and complete.
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