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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Shocking Blue that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 56 misheard song lyrics for Shocking Blue on amIright currently.

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"Blossom Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there was that t*** again.
Original Lyrics:
And there was that hurt again.
"Mighty Joe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware beware when he is around
Tonight I go with a face, boys
or
Might I go with the baseboards
Original Lyrics:
Beware beware when he is around
Mighty Joe with a bass voice
"Navajo Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
No volunteers
Original Lyrics:
Navajo tears
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pianist with no name
Original Lyrics:
And Venus was her name
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
At Jordan sire
Original Lyrics:
At your desire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her underwear was crystalized
Making every man mad.
Original Lyrics:
Her weapon were her crystal eyes
making every man a man.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her wafers were from crystal ice
Original Lyrics:
Her weapons were her crystal eyes
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hide your penis
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
The mishearing makes sense, since you should not expose yourself for everyone else to see!
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a cheater
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a cheater
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a p***s
I'm a liar.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a pianist
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the biggest
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tortillas
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm you Venus
I'm your fire, cure desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm you're fetus, I'm your fire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your venus, I'm your fire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm you're fetus.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire of joy and desire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, Jordan Almonds.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, of your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus, I'm your flytrap
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire. Enjoy me, sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
Enjoy me, Sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus
On the fire-chokin' sire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fetus
I'm your bundle
Of joy, desire.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fire and Jordan Sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your fire at your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your fire at Jordan sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your fire at your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your genius
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your intravenus
On fire, George is your Siar.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your kitten
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your p****
I'm your fire
Georgie Sire.
or
I'm your p****
I'm your fire
Girl's desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your p****
I'm the fire in your v*****.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your p****
I'm your fireman
Jordan's sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis, I'm your pride and joy.....desire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis, and vagina...your desire
Original Lyrics:
I'm your venus, I'm your fire at your desire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your penis
I'm your fire
Georgie Sire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm your sweetest
I'm your finest joy desire.
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus
I'm your fire at your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got myself a muffing job
or
You've got me on a mountain top.
Original Lyrics:
The goddess on the mountain top.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got myself a muffing job
Original Lyrics:
The goddess on the mountain top
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Iron penis
Original Lyrics:
I'm your Venus.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making every mailman
Original Lyrics:
Making every man a man
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making every merriment
Original Lyrics:
Making every man a man
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She bought it
Yeah baby, she bought it
Well, I'm your penis
I'm your fire
And chocolate cyber
Original Lyrics:
She's got it
Yeah baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's covered
Original Lyrics:
She's got it
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's goddess,
your baby she's goddess.
Well I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire
Jordy sire.
Original Lyrics:
She's got it,
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire
At your desire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's goddess
Your baby, she's goddess
Well I'm your Venus
I'm your bundle of joy
Yes I am.
Original Lyrics:
She's got it,
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your Venus
I'm your fire
At your desire.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got me on a mountain top.
Original Lyrics:
The goddess on the mountain top.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Goddess of the muffin top
OR
You've got yourself a muffin top
Original Lyrics:
A Goddess on a mountaintop
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Their godless on the mountain top.
Original Lyrics:
The goddess on the mountain top
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus I'm your fire. George's tire
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, Your desire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire,
George... You're fired
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire,
Your desire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, on your Venus,
On your fire, Georgia fire
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire at your desire
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want it
Oh baby, she's got it!
Original Lyrics:
She's got it
Yeah baby, she's got it.
"Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your baby, she's got it.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah baby, she's got it.

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