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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Ed Sheeran
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ed Sheeran that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 118 misheard song lyrics for Ed Sheeran on amIright currently.
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"Afterglow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I would hold on to the apple core
Original Lyrics:
Oh I would hold on to the afterglow
"Afterglow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop the cars, it's amazing
Original Lyrics:
Stop the clocks, it's amazing
"Afterglow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way the Red Sox changing
Original Lyrics:
The weather outside's changing
"Bad Habits"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Bob Saget leads to you
Original Lyrics:
My bad habits leads to you
"Bad Habits"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it happens after two, it's true
Original Lyrics:
Nothin' happens after two, it's true
"Bad Habits"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bad baggage leads to you
Original Lyrics:
My bad habits lead to you
"Bad Habits"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bad cabbage lead to you
Original Lyrics:
My bad habits lead to you
"Bad Habits"
Misheard Lyrics:
My bad faggots lead to you
Original Lyrics:
My bad habits lead to you
"Bad Habits"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the good times starve
Original Lyrics:
When the good times start
"Barcelona"
Misheard Lyrics:
And just like they do in the Mediterranean
Spin me around macare- macarena
Spin me around macare- macarena
Original Lyrics:
And dance like they do in the Mediterranean
Spin you around me again and again and
Spin you around me again and again and
"Barcelona"
Misheard Lyrics:
Avec toutes les filles and a bottle of wet wine
Original Lyrics:
I've got two left feet and a bottle of red wine
"Barcelona"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fell in love with the f**kle in the moonlight
Original Lyrics:
I fell in love with the sparkle in the moonlight
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beautiful Bigfoot
Original Lyrics:
Beautiful people
"Beautiful People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lamborghinis and they're eating hummus
Original Lyrics:
Lamborghinis and their rented Hummers
"Castle On The Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the cops and over you
Original Lyrics:
Over the castle on the hill
"Castle On The Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the cars along the hill
Over the cars along the hill
Original Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the castle on the hill
Over the castle on the hill
"Castle On The Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the cars. So lonely you.
Over the cars. So lonely you.
Original Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the castle on the hill
Over the castle on the hill
"Castle On The Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the cots of Lonely Hill
or
Over the cottage of Lonely Hill
Over the cots of Lonely Hill
or
Over the cottage of Lonely Hill
Original Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the castle on the hill
Over the castle on the hill
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on my way driving at light speed
or
I'm on my way driving at nineteen
or
I'm on my way driving at nineteen
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my way
Driving at ninety
Driving at ninety
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on my way
Driving at ninety down those country lanes
Singing to "Tony Danza"
Driving at ninety down those country lanes
Singing to "Tony Danza"
Original Lyrics:
I'm on my way
Driving at ninety down those country lanes
Singing to "Tiny Dancer"
Driving at ninety down those country lanes
Singing to "Tiny Dancer"
Angela was the boss.
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the cards so don't let go
Original Lyrics:
Over the castle on the hill
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the cars on Solsbury Hill
or
Over the cars on One Tree Hill
or
Over the cars on One Tree Hill
Original Lyrics:
Over the castle on the hill
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the cast of One Tree Hill
Original Lyrics:
Over the castle on the hill
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
We found we could just smoke weed all day
Original Lyrics:
We found weekend jobs, when we got paid
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the carts along the hill
Over the carts along the hill
Original Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the castle on the hill
Over the castle on the hill
I cannot unhear this. :)
"Castle on the Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
We watched, the sign says
Over the cars on lonely hill
Over the cars on lonely hill
Original Lyrics:
We watched the sunset
Over the castle on the hill
Over the castle on the hill
"Celestial"
Misheard Lyrics:
A lesbian
Original Lyrics:
Celestial
"Celestial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like my jungled stars and were dancing out in despair.
Original Lyrics:
Like I’m drunk on stars and we’re dancing out in the space.
"Celestial"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Lesbian
Original Lyrics:
Celestial
"Celestial"
Misheard Lyrics:
So lesbian
Original Lyrics:
Celestial
"Colourblind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we get retarded?
Original Lyrics:
Can we get started?
Seemingly this was inspired by changing the title of a Black Eyed Peas song, “Let’s Get Retarded” became “Let’s Get It Started”?
"Don't"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather finger you and sit on the couch
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather put on a film with you and sit on the couch
"Eyes Closed"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Ted Danson with my eyes closed
Original Lyrics:
I keep dancing with my eyes closed
"I See Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling out for the rope
Original Lyrics:
Calling out "Father, oh"
This really annoys me because all these incorrect lyrics are from Musixmatch, meaning they are also on Spotify, spreading knowledge of misheard lyrics and making people think they are right. This song has beautiful lyrics and everyone should know what they really are.
"I See Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see fire
Burning the breeze
or
Blood and debris
Burning the breeze
or
Blood and debris
Original Lyrics:
I see fire
Blood in the breeze
Blood in the breeze
"I See Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Icy fire
Original Lyrics:
I see fire
"I See Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch the flames burn over and over the mountain side
Original Lyrics:
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Sheila perfect
Original Lyrics:
And she looks perfect
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barefoot on the cross
Original Lyrics:
Barefoot on the grass
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bedford on the cross
Original Lyrics:
Barefoot on the grass
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in the dark
With you between my ass
With you between my ass
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
With you between my arms
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in the dark
With you between my ass
With you between my ass
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in the dark
With you between my arms
With you between my arms
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing on the cross
Original Lyrics:
Dancing on the grass
I thought it was a song with either a religious or a blasphemous theme, one extreme or the other, the first few times I heard it. After listening to the rest of the lyrics, I realized it was neither. But even then, and taking into account that he's a Brit, Sheeran seems to go out of the way to make it sound like "cross" rather than "grass".
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling just die right in
Original Lyrics:
Darling just dive right in
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling just died right here.
Original Lyrics:
Darling just dive right in.
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling, you are purple
Original Lyrics:
Darling, you are perfect
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will not give you a FaceTime
Original Lyrics:
I will not give you up this time
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll s*** her home.
Original Lyrics:
I'll share her home.
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll s**t her home
Original Lyrics:
I’ll share her home.
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you said you looked at meds
Original Lyrics:
When you said you looked a mess
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you said you looked at meds
Original Lyrics:
When you said you looked a mess
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you said you looked immense
Original Lyrics:
When you said you looked a mess
"Perfect"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whistling to our favourite songs
Original Lyrics:
Listening to our favourite song
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing can heal
Original Lyrics:
Loving can heal
"Photograph"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you can fit me
Inside the knickers you got when you were 16
Inside the knickers you got when you were 16
Original Lyrics:
Oh you can fit me
Inside the necklace you got when you were 16
Inside the necklace you got when you were 16
"Shape Of you"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my Butt Cheeks smell like you.
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape Of you"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like poo
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you roll like a nightmare too
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bad s***s smell like you
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bed s*** smell like
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bed she smell like you
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like Pooh
or
And now my bedsheets smell like goo
or
And now my bedsheets smell like goo
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets stick like glue
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my butt cheeks smell like you
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now my red cheeks smell like you
Original Lyrics:
And now my bedsheets smell like you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And trust me I'll give it to John's now.
Original Lyrics:
And trust me I'll give it a chance now.
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're shaped like a magnitude
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on be my baby gumba
Original Lyrics:
Come on, be my baby, come on
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, be my baby kumera
Original Lyrics:
Come on, be my baby, come on
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, now, follow my league
Original Lyrics:
Come on, now, follow my lead
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drinking Faust and we took slow
Original Lyrics:
Drinking fast and we talk slow
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day I'm covered in something brand new
Original Lyrics:
Every day discovering something brand new
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every lady's covered in something brand new
Original Lyrics:
Every day discovering something brand new
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every n****rs covering something brand new
Original Lyrics:
Every day discovering something brand new
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everythin' is covered in something brand new
Original Lyrics:
Every day discovering something brand new
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with Barney
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with your body
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with Bobby
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with your body
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with a bunny
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with your body
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with a party
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with your body
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with a shaved pony
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with the sheep of you
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with the ship on view
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shit on you
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with your buddy
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with your body
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with your snake body
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with the shape of you
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jump in a taxi, p*** in the back seat
Original Lyrics:
Jump in a taxi, kiss in the back seat
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Piss in the taxi
Original Lyrics:
Kiss in the backseat
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poo shampoo like a magnet too
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet too
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour some water on me.
Original Lyrics:
Put that body on me
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull shampoo like a magnitude
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharing some Pepsi (2x)
Original Lyrics:
Leave and get in the taxi
Then kiss in the back seat
Then kiss in the back seat
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnitude
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We push n pull like a magnab too
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put shampoo like a magnitude.
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do.
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You shampoo like a magnet too.
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is handy for somebody like me
or
Your love is heavenly for somebody like me
or
Your love is heavenly for somebody like me
Original Lyrics:
Your love was handmade for somebody like me.
This is the worst song of all time
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love was handy for somebody like me.
Original Lyrics:
Your love was handmade for somebody like me.
"Shape of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your shampoo's like a magnet too
Original Lyrics:
We push and pull like a magnet do
"Shivers"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when you bluetooth, give me the shivers
Original Lyrics:
And when you're close up, give me the shivers
"Shivers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Episodes on fire, I wanna stay up all day and all night
Original Lyrics:
Like my soul's on fire, I wanna stay up all day and all night
"Shivers"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna kiss my ass
Original Lyrics:
I wanna kiss my eyes
"Shivers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, you wanna dance till the solar eclipse
or
Oh baby, you wanna dance to the solar eclipse
or
Oh baby, you wanna dance to the solar eclipse
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, you wanna dance 'til the sunlight cracks
"Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing "We Found Love" in an open grave
Original Lyrics:
Singing "We Found Love" in a local rave
"Sing"
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love right in your ass
Original Lyrics:
Singing "We Found Love" in a local rave
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, baby, your smile's forever in my mind and Ben Vereen
Original Lyrics:
And, baby, your smile's forever in my mind and memory
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 17
Original Lyrics:
And, darling, I will be loving you 'til we're 70
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, we don't like the way we are
Original Lyrics:
(That) Maybe we found love right where we are
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me up in the light of the fire department
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe just the touch of your head
Original Lyrics:
Maybe just the touch of your hand
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
People fool in love in mysterious ways
Original Lyrics:
People fall in love in mysterious ways
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Place your head on my beard heart.
Original Lyrics:
Place your head on my beating heart.
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
So baby now take me in to your lemon arms
Original Lyrics:
So honey, now, take me in to your loving arms
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
So honey, now take, me into your Lenin arms
Original Lyrics:
So honey, now, take me in to your loving arms
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me into your Lebanon
Original Lyrics:
Take me into your lovin' arms
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me into your Lenin arms
Original Lyrics:
Take me into your lovin' arms
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me into your lemon arms
Original Lyrics:
Take me into your lovin' arms
"Thinking Out Loud"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to Lebanon
Original Lyrics:
Take me into your lovin' arms
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