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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Shamen that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 31 misheard song lyrics for The Shamen on amIright currently.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Greek philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty.
Naughty, naughty, very naughty.
Original Lyrics:
A great philosopher once wrote
Naughty, naughty, very naughty.
Naughty, naughty, very naughty.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eezer is the geezer
Who loves the mausoleum
Who loves the mausoleum
Original Lyrics:
Eezer is the geezer
Who loves to muscle in
Who loves to muscle in
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eggs are good, Eggs are good
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
Original Lyrics:
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Execute, execute
I wanna execute.
I wanna execute.
Original Lyrics:
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ezelke, Ezelke
ik heb een ezelke
ik heb een ezelke
Original Lyrics:
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
It means 'Donkey, donkey, I have a little donkey' in Dutch
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Has anyone got any beers?
OR
Has anyone got any fears?
OR
Has anyone got any fears?
Original Lyrics:
Has anyone got any Veras?
Apparently, it seems that Veras is a slang word in parts of the UK for drugs.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He gives them all air,
the pipe farts rocking
And Bill Gates fight
it's time to shod la
the pipe farts rocking
And Bill Gates fight
it's time to shod la
Original Lyrics:
He gets them all at it,
the party starts rocking
The people get excited
it's time to shout loud
the party starts rocking
The people get excited
it's time to shout loud
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He takes you to the top
Shakes you all around in Baghdad.
Shakes you all around in Baghdad.
Original Lyrics:
He takes you to the top
Shakes you all around, then back down.
Shakes you all around, then back down.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's so good, he's so good
He's never been so good!
He's never been so good!
Original Lyrics:
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knees are good, knees are good
These seven knees are good
These seven knees are good
Original Lyrics:
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taser Gun, Taser Gun,
He's got a Taser Gun.
He's got a Taser Gun.
Original Lyrics:
Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a guy in the place who's got a very sweet face
(Later)
How's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As he's cuddled in the corner, laughing by the baked beans
(Later)
But go easy on old 'Eezer, he's the ugly crow
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Po Janella
(Later)
How's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As he's cuddled in the corner, laughing by the baked beans
(Later)
But go easy on old 'Eezer, he's the ugly crow
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Po Janella
Original Lyrics:
There's a guy in the place who's got a bittersweet face
(Later)
That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin
(Later)
But go easy on old 'Eezer, he's the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Punchinello
(Later)
That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin
(Later)
But go easy on old 'Eezer, he's the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Punchinello
Apparently "kotcheled" is a slang word in parts of the UK for being on drugs.
"Ebeneezer Goode" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
These effing e's are good.
Original Lyrics:
He's Ebeneezer Goode.
"LSI (Love, Sex, Intelligence)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Any sign of sex intelligence
Comin' on like a set of cents.
Comin' on like a set of cents.
Original Lyrics:
L.S.I., love, sex, intelligence
Comin' on like a seventh sense.
Comin' on like a seventh sense.
"LSI"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, Sex and Janet Jackson
Original Lyrics:
Love, Sex, Intelligence
"LSI"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, sex, and Janet Jackson.
Original Lyrics:
Love, sex, intelligence.
"LSI"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, sex, and jelly gents
Original Lyrics:
Love, sex, intelligience
"LSI"
Misheard Lyrics:
love, sex and teletext
Original Lyrics:
love, sex, intelligence
"Love Sex Intelligence (LSI)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Comin' on like a set of stamps
Original Lyrics:
Comin' on like a seventh sense
"Love Sex Intelligence (lsi)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme your love sex intelligence
Comin' on like a ton of sex.
Comin' on like a ton of sex.
Original Lyrics:
Gimme your love sex intelligence
Comin' on like a seventh sense.
Comin' on like a seventh sense.
"Love Sex Intelligence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love Sex Intelligence
Coming on like a set of stamps.
Coming on like a set of stamps.
Original Lyrics:
Love Sex Intelligence
Coming on like a 7th sense.
Coming on like a 7th sense.
"Love, Sex, Intelligence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coming on like a set of stamps
Original Lyrics:
Coming on like a seventh sense
"Love, Sex, Intelligence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, sex and Janet Jackson
Original Lyrics:
Love, sex, intelligence.
"Love, Sex, Intelligence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, sex and cheddar chunks
Original Lyrics:
Love, sex, intelligence
"Love, Sex, Intelligence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, sex and elephants
Original Lyrics:
Love, sex, intelligence
"Move Any Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can move, move, your dead deposit.
Original Lyrics:
I can move, move, move, any mountain.
"Move Any Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to move, move, move and bounce it.
Original Lyrics:
I can move, move, move, any mountain.
"Move Any Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, groovy mountain.
Original Lyrics:
Move any mountain.
"Phorever People" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Phorever People, can of beans
OR
Phorever People, canopy
OR
Phorever People cannot be
OR
Phorever People, canopy
OR
Phorever People cannot be
Original Lyrics:
Phorever people, can it be?
"Transamazonia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I realize the eye I'm walking on was right.
Original Lyrics:
Now I realise the Ayahuascquero was right.
"lsi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love, sex 'n' Janet Jacks
Comin' through with the things Yerdoodley
Love, sex 'n' Janet Jacks.
Comin' through with the things Yerdoodley
Love, sex 'n' Janet Jacks.
Original Lyrics:
Love, sex, intelligence
Comin' through with the things you do to me
Love, sex intelligence.
Comin' through with the things you do to me
Love, sex intelligence.
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