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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Semisonic

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Semisonic that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Semisonic on amIright currently.

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"Chemistry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All about Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
All about chemistry
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every new beginning comes from summer, fall and winter's end
Original Lyrics:
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Frozen time
Original Lyrics:
Closing time
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know who was wanted, take me home
Original Lyrics:
I know who I want to take me home
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know who would let me take me home
Original Lyrics:
I know who would want to take me home
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know who would wonder, take me home
Original Lyrics:
I know who I want to take me home
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One last call for alcohol,
So finish your whiskey up here.
Original Lyrics:
One last call for alcohol,
So finish your whiskey or beer.
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey of beer.
Original Lyrics:
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer.
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One less call for alcohol
So vanish your whiskey or beer
Original Lyrics:
One last call for alcohol
So finish your whiskey or beer
Generally, this song appears to be about the time a bar is closing, hence the altered term, "last call".
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So gather up the Jacksons
Original Lyrics:
So gather up your jackets
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So gather up your chickens
Original Lyrics:
So gather up your jackets
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So gather up your jackets, moving to the exits.
or
So gather up your jackets, move into the exits.
Original Lyrics:
So gather up your jackets, move it to the exits.
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time for you to go out to the places you would be thrown
Original Lyrics:
Time for you to go out to the places you will be from
"Closing Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have a GoPhone
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to go home
"F.N.T." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You seem naked, want a temporary saviour.
Original Lyrics:
The scene makin', want a temporary saviour
"Secret Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And smoothies improve me
Original Lyrics:
And soothe me, improve me
"Secret Smile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So use it and poop it
Original Lyrics:
So use it and prove it
"Singing in My Sleep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone, Barnes & Noble passed
Original Lyrics:
All alone on the overpass

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