Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Neil Sedaka
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Neil Sedaka that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 72 misheard song lyrics for Neil Sedaka on amIright currently.
There are also Neil Sedaka misheard lyrics stories also available.
"Amarillo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this the way to have a ribbon?
Original Lyrics:
Is this the way to Amarillo?
"Amarillo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me the way to hang a ribbon
Original Lyrics:
Show me the way to Amarillo
"Another Day, Another Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rotor head is clear to see
Original Lyrics:
The road ahead is clear to see
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad love
Original Lyrics:
Bad blood
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad love
Original Lyrics:
Bad blood
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bag (bag)
Original Lyrics:
Bad (bad)
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Band...band!
Run...run!
Run...run!
Original Lyrics:
Bad...bad!
Blood...blood!
Blood...blood!
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black rug
Original Lyrics:
Bad blood
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dad's (dad's) blood (blood)
Original Lyrics:
Bad (bad) blood (blood)
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Bad luck, talkin' 'bout bathtub
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Bad love
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Bad luck, talkin' 'bout bathtub
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Doo-run, doo-run, di di, Dixie, run-run
Bad love
Original Lyrics:
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Bad blood, talkin' 'bout bad blood
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Bad blood
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Bad blood, talkin' 'bout bad blood
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Bad blood
The TV show "Emergency!" was a big hit at the time (mid - late '70s).
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gag (gag), blow (blow)
Original Lyrics:
Bad (bad) blood (blood)
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had (had) enough (enough)
Original Lyrics:
Bad (bad) blood (blood)
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
It coulda been me but it was you
Women bit off a little bit more than he could chew
Women bit off a little bit more than he could chew
Original Lyrics:
It coulda been me but it was you
Who went and bit off a little bit more than he could chew
Who went and bit off a little bit more than he could chew
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing bad blood do
Is mess up a good man's ass
Is mess up a good man's ass
Original Lyrics:
The only thing bad blood do
Is mess up a good man's mind
Is mess up a good man's mind
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing good about bad blood
Is livin' this lie
Is livin' this lie
Original Lyrics:
The only thing good about bad blood
Is lettin' it slide
Is lettin' it slide
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women bit off a little bit more than he could choose
Original Lyrics:
Women bit off a little bit more than he could chew
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do (Slow Version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you leave my heart in Missouri.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you leave my heart in misery.
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breaking out is hard to do
Original Lyrics:
Breaking up is hard to do
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't we give their love another try?
Original Lyrics:
Can't we give our love another try?
"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mickey Mouse is hard on you
Original Lyrics:
Breaking up is hard to do
"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember when you had the time?
Original Lyrics:
Remember when you held me tight?
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the presents 'neath my Christmas tree
Original Lyrics:
You're the present 'neath my Christmas tree
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my cow and a girl.
Original Lyrics:
I love my calendar girl.
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my Canada girl.
Original Lyrics:
I love, I love I love my calendar girl.
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my calico girl
Original Lyrics:
I love, I love I love my calendar girl
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day, every day
I'm gonna yeah!
Every day, every day
I'm gonna yeah!
Original Lyrics:
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl
Every day, every day
Of the year
Every day, every day
Of the year
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on the beach your feet will show
Original Lyrics:
When you're on the beach you'll steal the show
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When your father beats you, it steals the show.
Original Lyrics:
When you're on the beach, you'll steal the show.
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in the world.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, for you.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, for you.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, of the year.
I love, I love, I love my little calendar girl.
Every day, every day, of the year.
"Calendar Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You start the year so fine
You're my sweet little valentine.
You're my sweet little valentine.
Original Lyrics:
January, you start the year so fine
February, you're my sweet little valentine.
February, you're my sweet little valentine.
"Father Of Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're the farther of girls
Original Lyrics:
Were you the father of girls
"Going Home to Mary Lou"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going home to marry Lou
Original Lyrics:
I'm going home to Mary Lou
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I should smile with sweet surprise
It's just that you've thrown up before my very eyes
It's just that you've thrown up before my very eyes
Original Lyrics:
If I should smile with sweet surprise
It's just that you've grown up before my very eyes
It's just that you've grown up before my very eyes
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were thirteen you were my budding valentine
or
When you were thirteen you were my buddy's valentine
or
When you were thirteen you were my buddy's valentine
Original Lyrics:
When you were thirteen you were my funny valentine
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were thirteen, you were a bloody Valentine.
Original Lyrics:
When you were thirteen, you were my funny Valentine.
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were thirteen, you were a gaudy Valentine.
Original Lyrics:
When you were thirteen, you were my funny Valentine.
"Laughter In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
After awhile we run under a tree
I trun to her and she spits at me.
I trun to her and she spits at me.
Original Lyrics:
After awhile we run under a tree
I turn to her and she kisses me.
I turn to her and she kisses me.
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And those happy days I feel inside
Original Lyrics:
And the happy way I feel inside
Happy Days sure was a show during that time, that's for sure!
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the warmth of her hand on my...
Original Lyrics:
I feel the warmth of her hand in mine
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the woman's hand in mine
Original Lyrics:
I feel the warmth of her hand in mine
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the one of her hand in mind
Original Lyrics:
I feel the warmth of her hand in mine
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear Reptar in the rain
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain
Reptar is a dinosaur character on the Rugrats.
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter and Lorraine
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in my brain
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in my range
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the neigh
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in your brain
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, are you laughter in the rain?
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I hear laughter in the rain.
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, how I love the baby faces
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, how I love the rainy days
"Laughter in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' in the rain with my one-eyed love
or
Walkin' in the rain with the one I love
or
Walkin' in the rain with the one I love
Original Lyrics:
Walking hand in hand with the one I love
"Oh, Carol!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will always watch you vomit sweetheart.
Original Lyrics:
I will always want you for my sweetheart.
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
A full searched attack
Original Lyrics:
A fool such as I that...
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a one wait lick it to the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Got a one-way ticket to the blues.
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
One way ticket to Toulouse
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
One way ticket to the booze
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
One way ticket to the moon
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-day cricket on the moon
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-day cricket on the moon
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues
"One Way Ticket"
Misheard Lyrics:
One-day cricket to the moon.
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket to the blues.
"Run Samson Run" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd sooner trust a hungry liar than a gal with a cheatin' heart
Original Lyrics:
I'd sooner trust a hungry lion than a gal with a cheatin' heart
"Stairway To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Claim up way up high.
Original Lyrics:
Climb up way up high.
"Stairway to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up high to the highest store
Original Lyrics:
I'll climb to the highest star
"Stairway to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way up high where the Boohbahs fly
Original Lyrics:
Way up high where the bluebirds fly
Boohbah is a British children's television series.
"Standing on the Inside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every waking moment I just wanna sing in the nude
Original Lyrics:
Every waking moment I just wanna sing the new-ews
"Steppin' Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you thinkin', baby, maybe
Your knees are the same as mine?
Your knees are the same as mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you thinkin', baby, maybe
Your needs are the same as mine?
Your needs are the same as mine?
"The Immigrant"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it anything like that when you're alive?
Original Lyrics:
Was it anything like that when you arrived?
"The Miracle Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a rose that shivers in the sun
Original Lyrics:
You're just a rose that shimmers in the sun
Corrections
Please use the link next to each misheard lyric to suggest a correction. We do our best to review entries as they come in, but we can't possibly know every lyric to every song.
Disclaimer
Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.
Place Your Vote
Voting Results
| 1.5 | ||
| 4.2 | ||
| 2.8 | ||
| 45 | ||
