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"Welcome Bac (Theme from 'Welcome Back, Kotter')"
Welcome back, you didn't throw your ticket out.
Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
"Welcome Back ('Welcome Back Kotter' Theme)"
Your dreams where your...check it out!
Your dreams were your ticket out.
"Welcome Back (Theme from 'Welcome Back, Kotter')"
Welcome back, your dreams were young, check it out
Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out.
"Welcome Back (Welcome Back Kotter Theme)"
And I know when it seems you were learning
And I know what a scene you were learnin' in
"Welcome Back (Welcome Back Kotter Theme)"
Ooh-a pledge of allegiance
(Ooh-a pledge of allegiance)
Yeah-a pledge of allegiance
(Yeah-a pledge of allegiance)
Who'd have thought they'd lead you
(Who'd have thought they'd lead you)
Back here where we need you
(Back here where we need you)
"Welcome Back (Welcome Back Kotter Theme)"
Your dreams were your tick-a-lack.
Your dreams were your ticket out
"Welcome Back (Welcome Back Kotter Theme)"
Your dreams where you're takin' out
Your dreams were your ticket out
"Welcome Back"
'Cause we caught him on the pot.
'Cause we got 'em on the spot
"Welcome Back"
'Cause we got Mr. Spock
'Cause we got 'em on the spot
"Welcome Back"
'cause we got it on the spot
'cause we got him on the spot
"Welcome Back"
Break your back, break your back, break your back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
"Welcome Back"
Do the Pledge of Allegiance
Who'd have thought they leave you?
"Welcome Back"
Don't come back, don't come back, don't come back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
"Welcome Back"
Looking back
Welcome back
"Welcome Back"
Make you glad
Welcome Back
"Welcome Back"
Nickelback, Nickelback, Nickelback
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
"Welcome Back"
We always could Spotify
We always could spot a friend
"Welcome Back"
We'll come back, we'll come back, we'll come back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
"Welcome Back"
Well we tease him a lot, 'cause we caught him on the pot (toilet)
Welcome back.
Well we tease him a lot, 'cause we got him on the spot
Welcome back.
"Welcome Back"
Your dreams will you check it out
Your dreams will you ticket out
"Welcome Back"
Your dreams will you take it out
Your dreams will you ticket out
"Welcome Back"
Your drinks will you d***head out
Your dreams will you ticket out
