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There are 50 misheard song lyrics for Scooter on amIright currently.
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"And No Matches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna jump like an elephant before
Original Lyrics:
Gonna jump like I never did before
"Apache Rocks the Bottom"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom is gonna gun you down!
Original Lyrics:
My mouth is gonna gun you down!
"Back In The UK"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna rape the microphone.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna check the microphone.
"Back In The UK"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, summer in England, banging the face
(Later)
Hold tight, crow!
(Later)
Hold tight, crow!
Original Lyrics:
Yes, somewhere in England, banging the bass
(Later)
Hold tight, crew!
(Later)
Hold tight, crew!
"Black Betty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah oh Black Betty, Dan Balan.
Woah oh Black Betty, Dan Balan.
Black Betty had a child, Dan Balan.
Did that thing go wild, Dan Balan?
Said "I'm bored outta mind." Dan Balan.
Did that thing go blind, Dan Balan?
Woah oh Black Betty, Dan Balan.
Black Betty had a child, Dan Balan.
Did that thing go wild, Dan Balan?
Said "I'm bored outta mind." Dan Balan.
Did that thing go blind, Dan Balan?
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh Black Betty, bam ba dam.
Oh oh Black Betty, bam ba dam.
Black Betty at a trial, bam ba dam.
But that thing go hard? Bam ba dam.
Should’ve wore another mind, bam ba dam.
But that thing go hard? Bam ba dam.
Oh oh Black Betty, bam ba dam.
Black Betty at a trial, bam ba dam.
But that thing go hard? Bam ba dam.
Should’ve wore another mind, bam ba dam.
But that thing go hard? Bam ba dam.
"Enola Gay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Faster Faster, Yeah Yeah, then let it go
Faster Faster, Little Bastard, then let it go
Faster Faster, Little Bastard, then let it go
Faster Faster, Yeah Yeah, then prank a caller!
Faster Faster, Little Bastard, then let it go
Faster Faster, Little Bastard, then let it go
Faster Faster, Yeah Yeah, then prank a caller!
Original Lyrics:
Faster, faster, a little bit faster, then let it go
Faster, faster, a little bit faster, then let it go
Faster, faster, a little bit faster, then let it go
Faster, faster, a little bit faster, then let it go
Faster, faster, a little bit faster, then let it go
Faster, faster, a little bit faster, then let it go
Faster, faster, a little bit faster, then let it go
"Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Foes will be friends.
Original Lyrics:
Friends, we'll be friends.
"Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
France, will be France, will be France.
Original Lyrics:
Friends, we'll be friends, we'll be friends.
"How Much Is The Fish?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold Ya back for the rhythm attack
Comin' down on the floor like a maniac.
Comin' down on the floor like a maniac.
Original Lyrics:
I want you back for the rhythm attack
Comin' down on the floor like a maniac.
Comin' down on the floor like a maniac.
"How Much Is The Fish?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Transforming the Jews!
Original Lyrics:
Transforming the tunes!
"How Much Is The Fish?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Transforming the shoes
Original Lyrics:
Transforming the tunes!
"How Much Is the Fish?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Algebra, let the rhythm attack
Comin' down on the floor like a maniac.
Comin' down on the floor like a maniac.
Original Lyrics:
I want you back for the rhythm attack
Comin' down on the floor like a maniac.
Comin' down on the floor like a maniac.
"How Much Is the Fish?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Transforming the juice!
Original Lyrics:
Transforming the tunes!
"How Much Is the Fish?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Transporting the Jews
Original Lyrics:
Transforming the tunes!
"How Much Is the Fish" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you've got the breath bag
Original Lyrics:
If you've got the breath back
"I'm Raving" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody was healthy
Energy shining down on me
Yeah, I've got a first class ticket
Feel as good as a boy can be
I'm waving, I'm waving
Energy shining down on me
Yeah, I've got a first class ticket
Feel as good as a boy can be
I'm waving, I'm waving
Original Lyrics:
Everybody was happy
Energy shining down on me
Yeah, I've got a first class ticket
Feel as good as a boy can be
I'm raving, I'm raving
Energy shining down on me
Yeah, I've got a first class ticket
Feel as good as a boy can be
I'm raving, I'm raving
"I'm Raving" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on my raving shoes and I boarded a plane
Original Lyrics:
Put on my waving shoes and I boarded a plane
"Jigga Jigga!" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the lyrical teaser
Addicted to the massive clown
Addicted to the massive clown
Original Lyrics:
I am the lyrical teaser
Addicted to the massive crowd
Addicted to the massive crowd
"Jigga Jigga" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the lyrical Jesus Addicted to the massive crowd
Original Lyrics:
I am the lyrical teaser Addicted to the massive crowd
"Jump That Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pasta!
Original Lyrics:
Faster!
"Lonely"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am so lonely.
Original Lyrics:
I'm Mr. Lonely.
"Nessaja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have been on a cul de sac.
Original Lyrics:
I know I have always been cold as ice.
"Nessaja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I've been called a sign.
Original Lyrics:
I know I've been cold as ice.
"Nessaja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ignored the trees of too many lies
Original Lyrics:
Ignored the dreams, too many lies
"Nessaja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It's just Dave, he's stoned again.
It's just Dave, he's stoned again.
Original Lyrics:
It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It must be Dave, who's on the train.
It must be Dave, who's on the train.
"Nessaja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skippy Lorraine won't come.
Original Lyrics:
Skippy the rain won't come.
"Nessaja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skippy! The rave will come!
Original Lyrics:
Skippy! The rain won't come.
"Nessaja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Skippy, the rave bush cub.
Original Lyrics:
Skippy, the rain won't come.
"Nessaja" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere deep inside me I found the job I used to seek
OR
Somewhere deep inside me I found the job I used to be
OR
Somewhere deep inside me I found the job I used to be
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere deep inside me I found the child I used to be
"Posse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice, the mad rhymer
The big sh**ter
The quick trigger
The big sh**ter
The quick trigger
Original Lyrics:
Ice, the mad rhymer
The pitch shifter
The quick trigger
The pitch shifter
The quick trigger
"Priviledged to Witness"
Misheard Lyrics:
You faggot lost your flavour like a gnome's piece of gum
Original Lyrics:
You faggot lost your flavour like an old piece of gum yeah
"Ramp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Irony let me no skip me no pay yeah
When the chip for the microphone messing with the DJ Douglas into place
Junkies on the case Scooter!
Are you ready?
When the chip for the microphone messing with the DJ Douglas into place
Junkies on the case Scooter!
Are you ready?
Original Lyrics:
RMB no remmy no skippy no fate yeah
Wind me jam for the microphone and busy with the DJ Jungless in the place
Jungless on the case Scooter!
Are you ready!
Wind me jam for the microphone and busy with the DJ Jungless in the place
Jungless on the case Scooter!
Are you ready!
"Ramp"
Misheard Lyrics:
The 'h' the h*** the f-iin' theology
Halleluja!
Halleluja!
Original Lyrics:
The 'h' the 'l' the 'f' anthology
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
"Stuck on Replay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aren't you glad you stayed
Original Lyrics:
Mighty glad you stayed
"Take Me Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I´m above thou.
Original Lyrics:
I´m about to
"The Leading Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deleting horse´s wait
Original Lyrics:
The leading horse is white.
"The Logical Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was young, it seemed that life was so under sea
And lyrical, almost beautiful, logical
And all the birds in the trees, they would sing so heavily
So joyfully, so faithfully, watching me
(Later)
We're getting tea!
And lyrical, almost beautiful, logical
And all the birds in the trees, they would sing so heavily
So joyfully, so faithfully, watching me
(Later)
We're getting tea!
Original Lyrics:
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily
So joyfully, oh playfully, watching me
(Later)
We're getting jiggy
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily
So joyfully, oh playfully, watching me
(Later)
We're getting jiggy
"The Only One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanker! Can't wait for the day to be done
Original Lyrics:
Welcome, can't wait for the day to be done
"The Question Is What Is The Question"
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent weeks stuck in pigs in the mix My pig's longer than Rick's For the A-List of Twenty Eggs
Original Lyrics:
I spit bricks got the kicks in the mix My pricks longer than ricks Part of bricks like Jackie X
"The Question Is What Is the Question"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't let you go
Pick up the phone
Mess up the show Sherlock
Pick up the phone
Mess up the show Sherlock
Original Lyrics:
Won't let you go
Me got the flow
Mash up the show Shalak
Me got the flow
Mash up the show Shalak
"The Queston Is What Is the Question"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chop them feet
Chop their feet
Chop their feet
Original Lyrics:
Jump that beat
Jump that beat
Jump that beat
"The Sound Above My Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I go out to rape again
Original Lyrics:
Here I go out to rave again
"Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P'on the mic
I'm the noodle
The destination is Zulu
I'm the noodle
The destination is Zulu
Original Lyrics:
P'on the mic
I'm the Voodoo
The destination is Zulu
I'm the Voodoo
The destination is Zulu
"Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on the mic you can suck me
Original Lyrics:
P'on the mike you can't stop me
"Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange kind of feeling when its more than a blow
Usin' internets and when I give you porn.
Usin' internets and when I give you porn.
Original Lyrics:
Strange that this feeling grows more and more
'Cause I've never loved someone like you before.
'Cause I've never loved someone like you before.
"Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What are lyrical sects
Ice the vaginal tracts
Ice the vaginal tracts
Original Lyrics:
Want a lyrical sex
Ice the platinum tech
Ice the platinum tech
Sounds painful.
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