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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Peter Schilling
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There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Peter Schilling on amIright currently.
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"10,000 Points"
Misheard Lyrics:
Adias chase me, what does it matter?
I'm not afraid of technical bladder
10,000 points and I've just begun
Secret destroy and second turn on.
I'm not afraid of technical bladder
10,000 points and I've just begun
Secret destroy and second turn on.
Original Lyrics:
Aliens chase me, what does it matter?
I'm not afraid of technical data
10,000 points have I just begun
Seek and destroy, I'm second to none.
I'm not afraid of technical data
10,000 points have I just begun
Seek and destroy, I'm second to none.
"10,000 Points"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lightning on my feet.
Original Lyrics:
I'm lightly on my feet.
"10,000 Points"
Misheard Lyrics:
The street of where I live
Has launched a sleep attack.
Has launched a sleep attack.
Original Lyrics:
This dream world where I live
Has launched a sneak attack.
Has launched a sneak attack.
"100 Stufen (100 Steps)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kein Augen Lichtenstien
Original Lyrics:
Kein Augenblick ist je
'Kein Augenblick ist je' is pronounced kein-owgenblick-ist-yee and it somewhat translated as 'No moment is ever' in English.
"Chill Of The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
This room's a frozen wasteland.
Original Lyrics:
These rooms are frozen wastelands.
"City Of Night (Berlin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A start is a start
But you are still young again.
But you are still young again.
Original Lyrics:
What's done is done
But you are still young, Berlin.
But you are still young, Berlin.
"City Of Night (Berlin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Berlin, when will you fight
Your mind across the border?
Your mind across the border?
Original Lyrics:
Berlin, when will you fight
The line that draws the border?
The line that draws the border?
"City Of Night (Berlin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strange taste, you'll have to learn to make a hole.
Original Lyrics:
Strange times, when two halves don't make a whole.
"City Of Night (Berlin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a hydrost, when your dreams get lost in.
Original Lyrics:
Such a high cost, when your dreams get lost in.
"City Of Night (Berlin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, what will be your final row?
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, what will be your final role?
"City Of Night (Berlin)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll find some old ones cannot be closed.
Original Lyrics:
You'll find some wounds cannot be closed.
"Die Wust Lebt (The Desert Lives)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The computer off.
Original Lyrics:
Die Computer aus.
This song is sung in German.
"Major Tom (Coming Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Send me ephedrine', jokes Major Tom.
Original Lyrics:
'Send me up a drink', jokes Major Tom.
"Major Tom (Coming Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Send me up a dream', chokes Major Tom.
Original Lyrics:
'Send me up a drink', jokes Major Tom.
"Major Tom (Coming Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Calling, coming home
or
Coming, coming home.
or
Coming, coming home.
Original Lyrics:
Calling, calling home.
Peter does say 'coming home' in the song.
"Major Tom (Coming Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Floating wa**ers
Original Lyrics:
Floating weightless
"Major Tom (Coming Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Floating wafers
Original Lyrics:
Floating weightless
"Major Tom (Coming Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to rackets four
Original Lyrics:
Go to rockets full
"Major Tom (Coming Home)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now that I've command
This is my home
This is my home
Original Lyrics:
Now the light commands
This is my home
This is my home
"Major Tom (Vollig Losgelost)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink the snot juice.
Original Lyrics:
Schwebt das Raumschiff
From the German version of 'Major Tom (Coming Home)'.
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the computer has the anteaters.
Original Lyrics:
But the computer has the evidence.
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Early lovers
Drifting, loving
Foaming wakers.
Drifting, loving
Foaming wakers.
Original Lyrics:
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless.
Drifting, falling
Floating weightless.
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Earth below us, drifting falling
Floating wankers
Coming coming
Home
Floating wankers
Coming coming
Home
Original Lyrics:
Earth below us
Drifting falling
Floating weightless
Calling calling home
Drifting falling
Floating weightless
Calling calling home
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Floating waitresses
Original Lyrics:
Floating weightless
The video features a floating waitress on roller skates.
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Floating waitress
Original Lyrics:
Floating weightless
This error was compounded by the music video that came out with it featuring car hop waitresses on roller skates
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four, three, two, one
Help me, Lois
Pinching bodies.
Help me, Lois
Pinching bodies.
Original Lyrics:
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling.
Earth below us
Drifting, falling.
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go to Rackets Four.
or
Go to Rockets 4.
or
Go to Rockets 4.
Original Lyrics:
Go to rockets full.
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, Major Tom
Are you receding?
Are you receding?
Original Lyrics:
Hello, Major Tom
Are you receiving?
Are you receiving?
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If my wife's my love, then the 'Finger'.
Original Lyrics:
Give my wife my love, then nothing more.
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to report
The countdown start.
The countdown start.
Original Lyrics:
No need to abort
The countdown starts.
The countdown starts.
"Major Tom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching the effect, when all is done
Thanks, Major Tom
Thanks, Major Tom
Original Lyrics:
'What could it affect when all is done',
thinks Major Tom
thinks Major Tom
"Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ein ya ya ya
or
Eine ya bin ya
or
Eine ya bin ya
Original Lyrics:
Einmal Im Jahr
Pronounced 'ighn-maal-im-aar'
"The Different Story (World of Lust and Crime)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A world that's lost in crime
Original Lyrics:
A world of lust and crime
"The Different Story (World of Lust and Crime)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lonely people in his old park
Know the end for everything.
Know the end for everything.
Original Lyrics:
Lonely people in his own heart
Know the answer just for everything.
Know the answer just for everything.
"The Different Story (World of Lust and Crime)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a dangerous game.
Original Lyrics:
Love is an endless game.
"The Different Story (World of Lust and Crime)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is an undress game.
Original Lyrics:
Love is an endless game.
"The Different Story (World of Lust and Crime)"
Misheard Lyrics:
See the basement in the graveyard
Screaming afraid the different story
Lonely people living so hard.
or
See the wise man in the graveyard
Screaming play the different story
Lonely people in his soul heart.
Screaming afraid the different story
Lonely people living so hard.
or
See the wise man in the graveyard
Screaming play the different story
Lonely people in his soul heart.
Original Lyrics:
See the wise man in the graveyard
Scream and cry the different story
Lonely people in his own heart.
Scream and cry the different story
Lonely people in his own heart.
"The Different Story (World of Lust and Crime)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night of perfect glory
Original Lyrics:
Know the light of hope and glory.
"Zeitsprung"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's lunch money.
Original Lyrics:
Ist manchmal
Pronounced 'mahnkh-maal'. It means 'is sometimes' in German.
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