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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Scatman John

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Scatman John that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 18 misheard song lyrics for Scatman John on amIright currently.

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"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I bark like wood.
Original Lyrics:
And my heart like wood.
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm hard like wood
Original Lyrics:
And my heart like wood.
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
As a matter fact, I speak about nothing but a fact
Original Lyrics:
As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody scats a way or another
Original Lyrics:
Everybody stutters a way or another
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a Scudman.
Original Lyrics:
I am a scatman.
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Batman
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Pac-Man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a scrap man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a scatman
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a splat man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a staph man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a trash can
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm scatman
Original Lyrics:
I'm a scatman
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
If a scatman can do it
Then-a so can you!
Original Lyrics:
If a scatman can do it
Brother so can you.
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
It makes me crazy and my heart like wood.
Original Lyrics:
It makes me crazy and I'm hard like wood.
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a staff man
Original Lyrics:
I’m a scatman
"Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skinny dipping at the yacht club
Original Lyrics:
Ski-bi dibby dib, yo da dub dub
"Scatman’s World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m calling out from Scotland
or
I’m calling out from Scatman
Original Lyrics:
I’m calling out from Scatland
"Song of Scatland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine a leg of love
or
Imagine allegro love
or
Imagine Allegra love
Original Lyrics:
Imagine a land of love

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