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There are 39 misheard song lyrics for Leo Sayer on amIright currently.
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"Easy To Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's leave it alone.
Original Lyrics:
It's easy to love.
"How Much Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hammer time
Original Lyrics:
How much time
"How Much Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I brush my teeth,
or should I entertain?
or should I entertain?
Original Lyrics:
Should I brush right in,
or should I hesitate?
or should I hesitate?
"How Much Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I brush my teeth, or should I entertain
Original Lyrics:
Should I brush right in, or should I hesitate
"Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't seek entertainment, just poetry and games.
Original Lyrics:
I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game.
"Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Philly's hungry and cold
Original Lyrics:
Feelin' hungry and cold
"Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was him and he's a turkey and Dom Perignon.
An' a long, tall Sally with hem up to har.
or
There was ham and there was cookies, there was caviar.
An' a long, tall Sally with hem up to har.
or
There was ham and there was cookies, there was caviar.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, there was ham an' there was turkey, there was caviar.
And long, tall glasses with wine up to yar.
And long, tall glasses with wine up to yar.
"Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was him and he's a turkey and Dom Perignon.
An' a long, tall Sally with hem up to har.
An' a long, tall Sally with hem up to har.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, there was ham an' there was turkey, there was cavier.
In long, tall glasses with wine up to yar.
In long, tall glasses with wine up to yar.
"Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There were scallions
Original Lyrics:
There was caviar
"Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta dance like they're a stare
Original Lyrics:
You gotta dance like Fred Astaire
"Long Tall Glasses (I can dance)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me dance on the floor, moving , not too good, I can't dance.
Original Lyrics:
Look at me dance on the floor, moving, I feel good, I can dance (repeated six times to the end).
"Moonlighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's digging the music
From those sweet soul bands
She keeps him out of sight
...
His blue Morris van is parked in an alley
Just by Mulligan Street
His friend's daddy heated the respray
So he couldn't drive at all last week
And it cost most of the money
That he had saved up
To pay his receipt
...
If only they knew they were giving it away
...
That Mrs. Potts' daughter is missing
...
He whispers slowly "You did this fine."
They shared the drivin' all through the night
She laughs "My mother would have lost her mind."
We're only ten miles to Brighton
And there's three hundred behind
From those sweet soul bands
She keeps him out of sight
...
His blue Morris van is parked in an alley
Just by Mulligan Street
His friend's daddy heated the respray
So he couldn't drive at all last week
And it cost most of the money
That he had saved up
To pay his receipt
...
If only they knew they were giving it away
...
That Mrs. Potts' daughter is missing
...
He whispers slowly "You did this fine."
They shared the drivin' all through the night
She laughs "My mother would have lost her mind."
We're only ten miles to Brighton
And there's three hundred behind
Original Lyrics:
Just digging the music
From those sweet soul bands
She keeps him out of fights
...
His blue Morris van is parked in an alley
Just by Montague street
His friend Eddie he did the respray
So he couldn't drive it all last week
And it cost most of the money
That he had saved up
To pay Eddie's receipt
...
If only they knew they weren't giving it away
...
That Mrs. Park's daughter is missing
...
He whispers slowly "You did just fine."
They shared the drivin' all through the night
She laughs "My mother will have lost her mind."
We're only ten miles to Gretna
They're three hundred behind
From those sweet soul bands
She keeps him out of fights
...
His blue Morris van is parked in an alley
Just by Montague street
His friend Eddie he did the respray
So he couldn't drive it all last week
And it cost most of the money
That he had saved up
To pay Eddie's receipt
...
If only they knew they weren't giving it away
...
That Mrs. Park's daughter is missing
...
He whispers slowly "You did just fine."
They shared the drivin' all through the night
She laughs "My mother will have lost her mind."
We're only ten miles to Gretna
They're three hundred behind
"More Than I Can Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tell me, please, I've gotta know.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, tell me, please, I've gotta know.
"More Than I Can Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
I listen more than I can say
Original Lyrics:
I miss you more than I can say
"More Than I Can Say"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love the Twilight Zone
Original Lyrics:
I love you twice as much
"One Man Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you mow the lawn all day
Original Lyrics:
So you move along all day
"Orchard Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arch and Bow
Original Lyrics:
Orchard Road
"Orchard Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arch and bow
Original Lyrics:
Orchard Road
"The End Of The Game"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, it's the end of our fame.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, it's the end of the game.
"The Show Must Go On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, although I toast this lonely life
It seems it's strange with me now
All the world men - big cigars, gigantic cars
They're all laughing at me now
...
Baby, there's an enormous crowd of people
And they're all laughin', laugh, laugh
It seems it's strange with me now
All the world men - big cigars, gigantic cars
They're all laughing at me now
...
Baby, there's an enormous crowd of people
And they're all laughin', laugh, laugh
Original Lyrics:
Baby, although I chose this lonely life
It seems it's strangling me now
All the wild men, big cigars, gigantic cars
They're all laughing at me now
...
Baby, there's an enormous crowd of people
And they're all after my blood
It seems it's strangling me now
All the wild men, big cigars, gigantic cars
They're all laughing at me now
...
Baby, there's an enormous crowd of people
And they're all after my blood
Much prefer my lyrics
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And oh that I so wanna kiss you
Original Lyrics:
And all that I so wanna give you
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you know I won't be traveling for apples
Original Lyrics:
But you know I won't be traveling forever
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hold out my head and I'm Dutch-rubbed
or
I hold out my hand and I Dutch rub
or
I hold out my hand and I Dutch rub
Original Lyrics:
I hold out my hand and I touch love
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cola. It's cola, and I like it too
Original Lyrics:
It's cold out but hold out and do like I do
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cold out
I fold out
Until I found you.
or
Until I got you.
I fold out
Until I found you.
or
Until I got you.
Original Lyrics:
It's cold out
But hold out
And do like I do.
But hold out
And do like I do.
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gold out
But holes out
And two like I do
But holes out
And two like I do
Original Lyrics:
It's cold out
But hold out
And do like I do
But hold out
And do like I do
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not easy when the road leads to China
Original Lyrics:
It's not easy when the road is your driver
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only a party away
Original Lyrics:
It's only a heartbeat away
"When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go out
Original Lyrics:
It's cold out
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could have spat on me
I'm right where you want me to be.
I'm right where you want me to be.
Original Lyrics:
You put a spell on me
I'm right where you want me to be.
I'm right where you want me to be.
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a cute way to doggies
Original Lyrics:
You got a cute way of talking
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have a cute way of tonkin'
You have the lover of me.
Just snap your fingers and I'm wonkin'
Like a door hangin' at your feet
You have the lover of me.
Just snap your fingers and I'm wonkin'
Like a door hangin' at your feet
Original Lyrics:
You've got a cute way of talkin'.
You got the better of me.
Just snap your fingers and I'm walkin'
like a dog hangin' on your lead
You got the better of me.
Just snap your fingers and I'm walkin'
like a dog hangin' on your lead
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like Anacin...
I need Anacin right away...
I need Anacin right away...
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like Dancin'...
I wanna dance the night away...
I wanna dance the night away...
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like dancing
Gonna little r away.
Gonna little r away.
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like dancing
Gonna dance the night away.
Gonna dance the night away.
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like distancing
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like dancing
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like w*nking, I'm gonna w*nk the night away
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like dancing, I'm gonna dance the night away
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel so gassy
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like dancing
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You put a smell on me
Original Lyrics:
You put a spell on me
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a cute way of Top Cat
Original Lyrics:
You've got a cute way of talking
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