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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Saw Doctors that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 21 misheard song lyrics for Saw Doctors on amIright currently.

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"Clare Island" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We go drinking in the toilet.
Original Lyrics:
We go drinking in the twilight.
"Hay Wrap" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that wasp off my sandwich.
Original Lyrics:
Get that waps off my sandwich.
"Hay Wrap" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that wolf off my sandwich.
Original Lyrics:
Get that wasp off my sandwich.
"I Useta Love Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just water and lychees
Original Lyrics:
Just water and black tea
"I Useta Love Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was on a forty eight hour fast just water and black cheese
or
She was on a forty eight hour fast just water and brack-tea-ve (Bractive)
Original Lyrics:
She was on a forty eight hour fast just water and black tea
"I Useta Lover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She was all of fourteen, In her flask just water and black tea
Original Lyrics:
She was on a forty-eight hour fast just water and black tea
"Joyce Country Ceili Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In his dad's white shirt
Original Lyrics:
In his daz-white shirt
"Joyce Country Ceili Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take your hand in for the first few steps.
Original Lyrics:
Take it handy for the first few sets.
"Joyce Country Ceili Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thomas and Mary out on the floor
Well they never lost it, that's for sure
In his sparking shoes and his daz-white shirt
She's got a brand new pear-em
And a pigeon skirt
Original Lyrics:
Thomas and Mary out on the floor
Well they never lost it, that's for sure
In his sparking shoes and his daz-white shirt
She's got a brand new perm
And a pleated skirt
"Joyce Country Ceili Band" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they never lasted, that's for sure.
Original Lyrics:
Well they never lost it, that's for sure.
"Michael D Rocking In The Dial" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was the king of the arse wiping team
Original Lyrics:
He was the king of the arts faculty
"N17" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Snowballs and the grass is green
Original Lyrics:
Stone walls and the grass is green
"Still Afraid of the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a giant cyborg
Still afraid of the dark
Original Lyrics:
I'm a child inside
Still afraid of the dark
"Sugartown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This used to be a drive-in place.
Original Lyrics:
This used to be a thriving place.
"The Green and Red of Mayo"
Misheard Lyrics:
The green and red tomato
Original Lyrics:
The green and red of Mayo
"To Win Just Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To injure swans
Original Lyrics:
To win just once.
"To Win Just Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turin just once.
Original Lyrics:
To win just once.
"To Win Just Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two Ninja swans
or
Two injured swans
Original Lyrics:
To win just once
"To Win Just Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two injured swans
or
Do angels waltz?
or
'Til angels swarm
Original Lyrics:
To win just once
"To Win Just Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two injured swans
or
Do angels waltz?
Original Lyrics:
To win just once
"To Win Just Once" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two white swans
Original Lyrics:
To win just once.

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