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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Saliva that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Saliva on amIright currently.

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"After Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The walrus after me
There's a walrus after me.
Original Lyrics:
The world is after me
The whole world is after me.
"All Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want is you and a donkey.
Original Lyrics:
All I want is you, and I don't care.
"Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess my arm's out the door.
Original Lyrics:
I guess that I'm out the door.
"Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't take anymore
This life of solitude
Original Lyrics:
I just can't take anymore
It's like a solid cell
"Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just can't take anymore
Fells like a solid toe.
Original Lyrics:
I just can't take anymore
This lack of solitude.
"Always" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, I hate you
I just wanna lick you.
Original Lyrics:
I love you, I hate you
I just can't live without you.
"Back In Your System"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm macking your sister.
Original Lyrics:
I'm back in your system.
"Click Click Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Click click pull
Original Lyrics:
Click click boom
"Click Click Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I put the p***y right to the line
Original Lyrics:
I push the envelope to the line
"Click Click Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell is wrong with me?!
My mom and dad were perfect
or
What the hell is long with me?!
My mom and dad worked perfectly
or
What the hell is long with me?!
My mom and dad worked perfectly
Original Lyrics:
What the hell is wrong with me?
My mom and dad weren’t perfect
"Click, Click, Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
C***, c***, boom!
Original Lyrics:
Click, click, boom!
"Click, Click, Boom" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Click, click, ugghh
Original Lyrics:
Click, click, boom
"Doperide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*ck them, take a ride on the dope ride.
F*ck them, take a ride.
No apologies like I'm born-again.
No authorities gonna f*ck up my life
Original Lyrics:
Right left, take a ride on the dope ride.
Right left, take a ride.
No apologies like I'm born-again.
No authorities gonna fumble my legs
"King Of My World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the bastard to your sheep.
Original Lyrics:
I am the pasture to your sheep.
"Rest In Pieces" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me
My death percipitation must be off again.
Original Lyrics:
Look at me
My depth perception must be off again.
"Weight Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't read t**s.
Original Lyrics:
And I can't resist.
"Weight Of The World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a s*** going under.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a ship going under.
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
"Will I ever be a pizza man?"
Original Lyrics:
"Will there ever be any peace for me?"
I once wanted to be a pizza delivery guy, but not bad enough that I'd write a song about it!
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz your disease is givin me head
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz your disease is killin' me-e
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause seven seas is getting me
Original Lyrics:
'cause your disease is killing me
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I meant my porn to be everything
Original Lyrics:
And I meant my point to be everyday
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you know it's only right,
because it feels like men in tights
Original Lyrics:
And you know it's only right,
because it feels like paradise
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter much you say,
cuz your disease you've given me
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter much you see,
cuz your disease is killing me
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter much, you say
'Cause your disease excused me
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter much, you see
'Cause your disease is killin' me
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to take you down
But your show could not be found.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna take you down
But your soul cannot be found.
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mom's pumpkin
Original Lyrics:
My mind's broken
"Your Disease" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will there ever be a disease for me?
Original Lyrics:
Will there ever be any peace for me?

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