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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> R -> Bob Rivers

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bob Rivers that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 4 misheard song lyrics for Bob Rivers on amIright currently.

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"96 Beers"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna cry 96 tears.
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna drink 96 beers.
Parody of Questionmark And The Mysterians' only big hit.
"I Want to Be a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my jumpsuit off, give me breasts
Ooh, all the boys will be impressed
Original Lyrics:
Take my junk and all, give me breasts
Ooh, all the boys will be impressed
“I Want to Be a Woman” is a parody of “Young Lust” by Pink Floyd.
"I Want to Be a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my junction off, give me breasts
Ooh, all the boys will be impressed
Original Lyrics:
Take my junk and all, give me breasts
Ooh, all the boys will be impressed
“I Want to Be a Woman” is a parody of “Young Lust” by Pink Floyd.
"What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time for old Nick to move and retire Or we’ll roast his nipples on a big-ass fire
Original Lyrics:
It's time for old Nick to move and retire Or we’ll roast his nuts on a big-ass fire

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