Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> R -> Rihanna

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There are 64 misheard song lyrics for Rihanna on amIright currently.

"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or figure this sh*t out
Original Lyrics:
Or finish this out
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Release me from this turd I'm in
Original Lyrics:
Release me from this curse I'm in
"Disturbia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stir it up!
Original Lyrics:
Disturbia!
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dweezil Zappa Music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hazel stopped the music.
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music.
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hazel's got the music.
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music.
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama say mama sah ma Microsoft
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you See, Now you saw, It's my coslaw
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa Ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you see, now you saw its my coslaw
Original Lyrics:
Ma ma se, ma ma sa Ma ma coo sa
"Don't Stop The Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weasel stop the music
Original Lyrics:
Please don't stop the music
"If It's Lovin' That You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want you no more
But I think about you.
Original Lyrics:
Don't wonder no more
What I think about you.
"If It's Lovin' That You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
So just call me whenever you're horny.
Original Lyrics:
So just call me whenever you're lonely.
"Pon De Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the gals pon the dance floor
Wantin' some more what.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be up pon the dance floor
Wanting some more watts.
"Pon De Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the girls on the dance floor wanting some warts.
Original Lyrics:
All the girls on the dance floor wanting some more.
"Pon De Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the gyal pon
The dancefloor wantin some morals.
Original Lyrics:
All the gyal pon
The dance floor wantin' some more what.
"Pon De Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. DJ, somebody replay.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. DJ, song pon de replay.
"Pon De Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please, Mister DJ
Tell me if you get laid.
Original Lyrics:
Please Mister DJ
Tell me if you hear me.
"Pon De Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it 'til the rubicon sun.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun.
"Pon De Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake it to the music of the sun.
Original Lyrics:
Shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun.
"Pon de Replay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Mr. DJ, somebody eat hay
Come Mr. DJ, won't you have a piece of gum?
Original Lyrics:
Come Mr. DJ, song pon de replay
Come Mr. DJ, won't you turn the music up?
"Question Existing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear diary, and to all them
Original Lyrics:
Dear Diary, it's Robyn.
"Question Existing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or a human with flaws
Admit that I'm lost
Original Lyrics:
Or a human with loss
And if that, I'm loss.
"Rehab"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should've never let your enema go.
Original Lyrics:
Should've never let you enter my door.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
A** hole a**
Squeeze, somebody help me.
Original Lyrics:
S. O. S.
Please, somebody help me.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I could just hide up in your arms tonight.
or
I could get high up in your arms tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I could just die up in your arms tonight.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Nausius
You got me looking for the lost of me.
Original Lyrics:
I'm lost
You got me lookin' for the rest of me.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a question and Nurofen's the answer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the question, and you're, of course, the answer.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hold me close, boy 'cuz I'm your kind of dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Just hold me close, boy, 'cuz I'm your tiny dancer.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hold me toast, boy, 'cuz I'm your tiny dancer.
Original Lyrics:
Just hold me close, boy, 'cuz I'm your tiny dancer.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
My confidence is out the door.
Original Lyrics:
My common sense is out the door.
"S.O.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
S.O.S. means someone help me.
Original Lyrics:
S.O.S., please someone help me.
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
So why are you are making this hard?
Original Lyrics:
Y.O.U. are making this hard.
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why oh you are making this hard
Original Lyrics:
Y O U are making this hard
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes it's a lesson, and a face for my vanity.
or
Yes it's a lesson, and it's based on my vanity.
or
Yes it's a lesson, and it's based on my vanity.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, it's a lesson, it's unfair you stole my vanity.
Editor's note: Again, there's a disagreement on the actual lyrics here. Some lyric sites have "it's based on my vanity" and others have "it's unfair you stole my vanity." I'm going with the latter, as that one appears more often.
"SOS"
Misheard Lyrics:
your love is better then the birds in Spokane
Original Lyrics:
and boy, your loves enough with words unspoken
(spokane, pronounced spo-CAN, is the second biggest city in the state of Washington)
"Shut Up and Drive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a ride this morning in a limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because, when the sun shines we shine together,
know that we'll be here forever,
said I'll always be your friend,
take it up stick it out to the end.
Original Lyrics:
When the sun shine we shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Choke a note
I'mma stick a rap to the end.
Original Lyrics:
Took an oath
I'm-a stick it out 'til the end.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Know that whales still have each other
Original Lyrics:
Know that we'll still have each other
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
No clowns in my stones.
Original Lyrics:
No clouds in my storms.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Took and old thumb and stick it out til the end
Original Lyrics:
Took an oath I'ma stick it out til the end
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under my arm brother
Original Lyrics:
Under my umbrella
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under my own Beretta, etta, etta, a, a, a
Original Lyrics:
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, a, a, a
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can run into my arms
It's okay, don't be alarmed
Cum into me
There's no distance in between our love
Original Lyrics:
You can run into my arms
It's okay, don't be alarmed
Come here to me
There's no distance in between our love
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand under my arm forever,
you can stand under my arm forever
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umberella,
you can stand under my umberella
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand under my arm, brudda.
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umbrella.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand under my armed Beretta.
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umbrella.
A Beretta is a gun.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand under my armed berretta.
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umbrella.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stay under my arm forever.
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umbrella.
"Umbrella"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't stand my underarm Beretta
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my Umbrella
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
A liar didn't have to tell.
Original Lyrics:
A lie I didn't have to tell
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because we both know that I'm about to go.
Original Lyrics:
Because we both know where I'm about to go.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a Mullerice.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a martyrer
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a motorbike.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be another one.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be the mother of....
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a muller rice.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be, a motorbike.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be, a murderer.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I might as well take a gun
And put it to myself
Get it over with.
Original Lyrics:
I might as well take a gun
And put it to his head
Get it over with.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Story of my life
searchin' for the right
but it keeps bording me.
Original Lyrics:
Story of my life
searchin' for the right
but it keeps avoiding me.
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
The reason why this guy is blue
Original Lyrics:
The reason why the sky is blue
"Unfaithful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight, he's gonna take a gun
And put it to his head.
Original Lyrics:
I might as well take a gun
And put it to his head.

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